Dubs decide what I text to my oneitis

Tell her you'll suck her dick and take it up the ass

"Tits or gtfo"
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tell her that ur gay lole

>>37980873
Tell her about your feelings

>>37980873

You're fucking ugly, but is 'aight cause I'll fuck you anyway

>>37980966
winrarrrraarar

>>37981105
Yeah but come on that's the most vanilla bullshit ever

>>37980966
after she says no and blocks you, say this:
"yo how yall doin 3nite how ya feel bout watermelon and basketball at my place damn shawty? dont worry i aint worried, none of my stuff is worth stealin fosho"

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>>37980873
I'm going to be your lover. I will die early though, I always was a bit of a clutz and always acted too brave for my own good. At least I never had my head on my phone in the parking lot though. But my genetics are so mint, that your boy is going to be your new lover. Tell him, don't get a bowl cut and he will be the best lover you ever had. You're going to fuck him up but I think the sex will be good. So that's why its got to be you are me and nothing else, we're perfect for each other.