No more cyborgs. No more failed normies. This place is where the lowest of the low can post in peace, but we have been invaded.
You are a normies and must leave if any of these apply to you:
>have ever held a job
>have had a girl express any romantic interest in you
>you think 3D>2D
>you have smoked weed or drank alcohol with others
>you have friends
>you are currently 18 or older and not NEET
>have ever tried to be cool or fit in
>have ever done anything to receive the approval of a girl, or women in general
>if you have reddit or /b/ related shit in your cookies
>are not a virgin
If you meet even ONE of those criteria, you have to get out, now
>>37978176
go to wizardchan if youre this assmad about cyborgs, failed normies and drug use.
>>37978176
Just go to wizardchan faggot, cyborgs and failed normies make up 80% of this board
>>37978281
>>37978318
cyborgs aren't a thing, they don't exist
>>37978348
some weak bait, op-kun
>>37978176
28, have two degrees and a teaching job, workout, have a decent body, fucking an 18 year old I met on tinder, have lots of friends and hobbies. But I love this board, it's funny and I ain't going anywhere B.
>>37978176
I meet all of those except for the reddit one but I'm not leaving so better get used to it
>4:55pm
>on a beautiful summer Monday afternoon
>getting drunk on cheap vodka and getting retarded on robitussin and seriously contemplating suicide
Wtf robros, I thought life would be ok. I hate this shit
I meet all of those, expect one. Why do you hate cybors so much?
>>37978318
this desu
>>37978176
>have ever tried to be cool or fit in
>have ever done anything to receive the approval of a girl, or women in general
wtf that's the most robot shit you faggot
>you think 3D>2D
You mean if we have self respect and standards? can you h e c c off?
>>37978176
>have ever held a job
Check.
>have had a girl express any romantic interest in you
Check.
>you think 3D>2D
Sex with 3D, pure love for 2D. Half check.
>you have smoked weed or drank alcohol with others
Check.
>you have friends
Check.
>you are currently 18 or older and not NEET
Check.
>have ever tried to be cool or fit in
Never cared about that.
>have ever done anything to receive the approval of a girl, or women in general
I just want pussy, I don't care about approval.
>if you have reddit or /b/ related shit in your cookies
/b/ sucks, reddit is garbage.
>>37978640
that post wasn't me
>>37978961
that's not the most robot shit ever. A true robot is rejective of what is considered normal society and its customs.
>>37979604
Haha look at this tryhard faggot. I forgot the committee put you in charge of defining the characteristics of your average robot.
Oh wait. They didn't? Fuck off faggot.
oh noez... i guess i has to leaves now... ;_____; bye senpais~
lmao
this reminds me of tumblr oppression olympics
>>37978176
Ah...
None of these apply to me...
I should at least try a little more...
Op is gigafaggot
>>37978176
I'm all of these and I'm staying :)
>>37978176
>tfw meet all of these criteria
>tfw still not leaving
Lol
This list is too restrictive desu
>>37978176
>tfw not a robot
>still a virgin
Wtf is wrong with me?
>>37978176
Finally someone addressees the normie in the board.
>>37978176
>If you meet even ONE of those criteria, you have to get out, now
Hah, I meet all but one of those, which is the alcohol/weed thing because I'm not a degenerate