>it's an "anon jerks off listening to his brother

You should just jack off your brother instead

>>37978151
put on a cute skirt some girly shirt and a wig then suck his dick

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>>37978151
I did this to my mom once. wake up late at night
>hear mom moaning
>realize she is getting pounded by some chad
>just try to ignore it
>get a boner instead
>cum around 4 times to my mom moaning

>>37978258
You should try to fuck her, i think she would much rather bond deeply with her son instead of a chad.

>>37978164
>>37978252
If I could do that I would.

>>37978258
How did you feel after it? What kind of feelings do you have for your mom?

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>friend sends me a picture of his dick
>masturbate anally while looking at it

post more lewd greentexts fags I need a fap

>>37978567
Devilish. Did you tell him about what you did?

>>37978846

http://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/37930019/
>>37847426

>anon greentexts cocklust
>fap to it

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>>37978847
Yes.

It was really embarrassing and I was kind of ashamed.

>>37978521
I felt slightly guilty after it but thats it. I think she is very attractive woman for her age we along somewhat well she likes to joke around too. I dont see her very often anymore since moved out while ago. she asks me to come for dinner every 2-3 weeks or so,

>>37978899
>friend talks to me on discord
>masturbate thinking about him while we're having a normal conversation
(Don't) get on my level

>>37978969
You should get a chastity cage.

>>37979013
It was more lust than incestuous feelings then? Anon, you are so pure!

>>37978151
>it's an "anon can't sleep because his lesbian pothead neighbor is having sex" episode

>>37979110
>>masturbate thinking about him while we're having a normal conversation
So homos crushing on straight guys is pretty common thing?

>>37979110
>masturbate thinking about him while we're having a normal conversation
I've done that so many times. Really difficult to not moan.

>>37979110
I only did that once but she was showing swimsuit pics so it seemed like they were asking for it

>>37979139
S-so, is that episode good or bad?

>>37979147
Yes, obviously! It's not like you can control who you like.

>>37979163
It's more sudden gasps or deep breaths that can give me away.

>>37979178
Oh they probably enjoy the lewd attention then!

>>37979139
Go buy some off her and ask if she wants to smoke and then slowly get to the point where you bang.

>>37979299
>Yes, obviously! It's not like you can control who you like.
And they dont suspect a thing?

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>>37979299
>S-so, is that episode good or bad?
I was too embarassed to sleep or do anything so I just sat at my computer and listened to some noise music.
it happened several times and always led to that result

>>37979326
I don't smoke, it ruins my lungs instantly. Besides I moved out.

>>37979299
>sudden gasps or deep breaths
I'm more whimpering/moaning, can be pretty difficult to keep it 100% quiet. But that's part of the excitement of course.

>>37979365
Do it once for the vibe then get laid damn it.

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>sees a long penis
>sees huge rack
>filters threads using lewd words
>got a huge boner

NoFap is hard

Where do I get an autistic gay fag to worship me and quietly jerk off while talking to me?
>tfw no gay harem that I ignore because I'm straight

>>37979459
Here seems like a good place to start.

>tfw no trap friend that accidentally links me porn and eventually tries to get me to masturbate together

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>>37979110
>You should get a chastity cage.

I really really want to but I live with my parents and they open my packages...

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>>37979326
>girls want to fuck guys like us while high
>girls want to fuck guys like us while sober
>girls like to fuck guys like us
Nigga...

>>37979482
I doubt it, anons are always skittish when I try and actually get in talks with them.
I think its the prison gay meme making them run off after cumming

>>37979512
Seriously question, why do guys/traps buy actual dildos and such, wouldn't a more "male-oriented" toy like a prostate massager be better?

>>37979398
I have asthmatic tendencies, I feel awful if I smoke anything.
Besides I moved out.

>>37979557
Fetish part of it. Prostate massagers don't look like dicks.

>>37979624
Pretend to smoke with a baked nerd and act cool 8)

>>37979365
Anon you should either go full degen cuck and fap to it when it happens or try to get to know her and maybe get lucky somehow. But you shouldn't let it bother you in any way desu.

>>37979390
It's even more exciting with mic sensitivity a bit too high.

>>37979435
You can't do nofap if you visit imageboards, anon.

>>37979534
Not just any girls, lesbians!