>he imagines that one day he'll get friends and go on

>tfw have friends but they're too fucking lazy to go on a road trip full of fun and debauchery.

>he's doing that in a couple weeks
suck my dick faggots

>tfw all my friends are too busy and probably don't like me enough to go on a road trip full of fun and debauchery

>>37976526
I used to imagine this. Now it's become a reality.

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>>37976526
>tfw had that exact fantasy
>winning the lottery and flying my old friends to california
>going shopping for fashionable clothes and shit then renting a convertible mustang and driving out to vegas
>spending a shitload on hotels and girls and booze and staking them for gambling and letting them keep whatever they win

>>37976826
Is it weird that I dream of winning the lottery despite not actually playing it?

>have this fantasy
>all my old high school friends took a road trip without me a few weeks ago

friendship is a lie

If by road trip you mean school shooting.

>>37977298
like getting a huge inheritance from some rich family member you never knew existed? yeah.

>picture that
>get anxious because i could have done that but i cut contact with them because i didn't feel like i had anything to contribute

I wouldn't know how to deal with it. Just thinking about having to fake and force myself to have fun, come out of my safe shell is driving me insane.

>drove 1000 miles for a motorsports competition with 7 classmates
It was exhausting, but it was the experience of a lifetime. there was no debauchery, but it was a good time being all together sharing a common goal. I want nothing more to do it again, but the circumstances that led to it will never happen again.

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>all my friends are going on a road trip across south eastern europe in a week, over 15 people going
>they didn't invite me

It hurts senpai

>>37976526
I have like 3 friends and we always say we'll do this but I'm pretty sure we all actually just want to die

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>tfw friends are all online friends, and live all over the US
>will never go on a train ride across the US with them
>tf

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>He imagines he'll magically meet one or two other autists, reveal their desire to do something creative and they'll have a great time rehearsing and putting on a live sketch show that barely anyone will see but it's okay because the memories and time spent together is what made it worth it.
Hhaahahahaha

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>his only friend is an obese, aging divorcee who begrudgingly sucks his dick from time to time and who he's been living with for years, sinking further and further into hell

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>>37978716

Gotta write something yo.

Road trips. I hate those stretches.

>>37977834
drop them from your life, anon. they aren't your friends. keeping in contact with them will only hurt you more.

>he flies to europe from US to have crazy eurotrip hostel sex parties and make new friends from around the world
>lays in hotel bed for past 72 hours on ipad/phone and only goes outside to buy food/water afraid to make eye contact / say anything to store clerk because too embarrassed to even try to use language

greetings from rome, anons

>>37979064
Think of how much regret you'll have if you don't do anything while you're there. Worst case scenario some people thousands of miles away think you're a freak.

>>37979136
yes, I know. the regret from my first solo backpack trip europe lead me to do this one

>>37979207
Hearing and reading this kind of shit is why I haven't done any traveling yet. Robots can't have fun with anyone, anywhere.

Going to some new place with new people isn't gonna change the fact that you aren't comfortable around people and people just don't like you anyway.

>>37979207
That really sucks. How long are you in Europe for anon?

>>37979275
> people just don't like you anyway.
Hey man. Don't put words in his mouth.

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>>37979384
20 more days
Originalisimo

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> just one friend for a long time
> even she is only in internets because of distance
> imagine how we can go together somewhere, in cinema, parks, get the ice cream, play games together, etc. etc.
> fall in love
Fuck! I should stop converse with other people for ever. No friends for me, no bgfs, fuck it! I must be alone, it's better for everyone.

>always loved distance driving
>want to drive coast-to-coast even if I have to do it alone
>can't do it in a week
>wagecuck
>unlikely I'll ever have a continuous two weeks off between now and the time I retire, if I live that long

>>37979464
Me and my normie cousin are also going backpacking, we're gonna be in Switzerland on July 15th then travelling down and round Italy. I'm pretty fucked up myself but if you want to meet up for the last few days of your trip I'd be down.
Email me at [email protected] if you're interested

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>>37976526
>he imagined he'd outgrow his asexuality

I'm asexual for life, aren't I?

i did this before, it was nothing ridiculous like 90s teen movie tier, usually only three or so hours away at most, but it was fun. pretty specific thing to feel strongly about.

>>37979791
that's really sweet of you but I will be in greece :(
are you going with tom? he actually looks like a fun friend

>>37977298
Get the fuck off this board roastie.

>>37979588
>wagecuck
>loves driving just for the sake of driving
>isn't a truck driver
Your whole job is driving coast to coast. My dad and sister have seen the whole contiguous land of America.
>tfw too much of a sperg to get a regular class e, much less any cdl
25 and licenseless

>>37980074
Yeah, he's pretty cool.
Have fun in Greece dude