>tfw I accidentally wiped back to front again >fembot feels here

>>37976338
What a retarded thing to do.

>>37976349
I'm hungover, jerk I could barely stumble to the toilet

what does it mean you wireless roastie?

be gone, thot, nobody wants you here.

>>37976375
that I'm going to get an infection again and mum will have to drive me to the doctor

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>>37976366
whose fault is that? (yours)

>>37976366
hungover from the 20 dicks you took last night no doubt
>>37976425
Here we go. The little white knight cuck swoops in to try and charm her in some pathetic attempt of getting laid. Cringey fucking retard

>>37976461
How the fuck is blaming her for her own actions whiteknighting you illiterate fucking child?

>>37976461
>Here we go. The little white knight cuck swoops in to try and charm her in some pathetic attempt of getting laid. Cringey fucking retard
what? I'm not even the guy you're replying to, but what the fuck are you talking about?

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>tfw bf stayed over for the night
>tfw have Taco Bell shits
>tfw don't want to poop in front of him
>tfw the bathroom is right next to the bedroom and he's there asleep
>tfw can't wait any longer, farting and shitting really loud
>tfw I walk out and he's awake

>>37976366
Getting drunk is retarded too. Do some dabs instead..

>>37976366
>>37976338
>fembot
>hung over

the only way you're a fembot is if you're hung over on your anti psych meds.

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>>37976558
>tfw no scat gf to shit in my mouth
I hate you vanilla roasties who are afraid to shit in front of b

>>37976494
>>37976503
sadly, not everyone on /r9k/ is humanity's best and brightest.

>>37977447
You can put yourself in that list, you dumb fucking cunt.

>>37977281
Is that the ugliest vagoo ever?

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>>37977578
it's not even slightly ugly, I like big gaping vaginas, it's really feminine

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>>37977627
how can you not want to put your fist in this beauty? (penis goes in ass)

>>37976338
How do you accidentally reach between your legs and wipe into your vagina, retard?

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>>37977665
>you will never fist and gape her vagina

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>the you clench before you wipe

>>37977566
are you an ESL kid?