I will reply to everyone in this thread

>>37973002
Dick pic, please?

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>>37973069
that is one thing I won't be doing sorry

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>>37973002
Hello. I shall be your new friend for this thread. When the thread closes, it will be like we never met. This is an important statement to make to ensure the boundaries are set in the relationship, plus ensure our time together can be spent without regrets. For example, now I can tell you about my obsession with sock puppets and jamming one of them up a female's pussy. I couldn't do that normally as I would be seen as "weird" by society, especially if I said I would love to throw fire ants into the back of the sock puppet so they would crawl into her as the sock puppet tries to swim forward for the purposes of eventual nirvana in the motherland's womb. So car friend, do you wish to rape a car in the same way as I wish to rape a woman with a sock puppet? Could I shove a sock puppet into one of the exhaust ports and rape it while yelling in a high pitched voice that I am exploring a mechanical pussy and thus achieving robot nirvana, the closest I can get to real nirvana due to the lack of females wanting me to shove a puppet filled with fire ants into their pussy? I am curious actually... why does no woman have this fetish? Certainly someone out there has to be as degenerate as me, could you potentially be new anon friend? So, anyway, hello once again and I look forward to talking to you more about my fetishes and your apparent fetish of shoving a sock puppet into a yellow car for the purpose of reaching the promised land. Then again, I might have to disagree on the point that fire ants could not affect the car and thus it would be cheating to reach the greater land. Imagine transcending planes without suffering, that is what these cars are doing and why Autobots are absolute trash next to waifus willing to have their pussies filled with fire ants. So, yeah, sorry anon but I cannot share your sock puppet fetish. I do appreciate people having different fetishes though and won't mind talking about it with you, perhaps to just offer a simple release.

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>>37973201
what the fuck

please stop doing whatever you are doing

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>>37973417
You are not car anon. I wonder what happened to him. Did he forget to respond to me? That is upsetting and a bit depressing and a bit maddening as I simply wanted to be his best friend and talk about our fetishes together on a site where we could entirely agree with each other due to being the degenerates that we are, which in turn means that we could release with each other without it feeling gay or homosexual in any way. Alas, car dude must have decided to take the impulse upon himself to shove a sock puppet in the car's exhaust, but thought it best to be inside the car, which probably clogs it like anything else and thus resulting in him killing himself. A pity, one less good person on this earth. Anyway, anon, what do you mean stop whatever I am doing? I am not doing anything besides talking, saying words, desu desu. I am just another innocent anon who did not drive a man to suicide by revealing his nirvana and thus making him wish to follow Kurt Cobain into heaven. So, anon, please give me an idea of what I am doing for I have lost the will to feel or know myself. It is hard to know when you cannot feel... you cannot feel much when your hand is inside a sock puppet anon, unless it is those stings from the fire ants you forgot to take out of it. Do you wish me to stop screaming out in pain anon? I am crying for help, I need love, for it is the only thing that can douse the pain that is the burning bits of these tiny red bastions from Hell. I hope heaven doesn't have any fire ants, it would stink for anon to end up there only to end up being bitten due to his sock puppet collection being filled with them. I also would recommend for this reason not sticking your appendage in any sock puppet, especially your dick. Trying to rape a sock puppet while they scream for mercy usually leads to you feeling pain from the sadistic tendencies of the fire ants. So, anyway, how are you anon? How might I address you? Could you be my new friend now that car anon died?

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>>37973002
>>37973094

excellent vehicular taste mein nigga

love that XA

>OP literally sockpuppeting to save his shit thread
What made you a fag OP?

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>>37973701
I can assure you I am not the sock puppet guy

>>37973002
how would you feel if you had a gf and she went to a music festival for days?
don't girls suck every dick there is to suck at such places

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>>37973596
I would suggest leaving this thread and seeking professional help

>>37973721
That wasn't my question though, what made you a fag

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>>37973722
Ideally I would want to go with her, but I'm guessing you can't do that for whatever reason. I guess you will just have to trust her. I would be wary though, music festivals are known for normies hooking up a ton.

>>37973774
I'm not a fag though

greetings op how are you today

Do you think it's better to end up in a basic job or stay studying a career you're too dumb for?

this is my current situation

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>>37973841
I'm doing ok, I'm avoiding most of my chores today by posting here though

>>37973965
What career? You're probably not too dumb for it anyway as long as you study a lot. And what basic job would you end up being in?

>>37974013
I'm doing engineering and I have a big problem to start studying, exams are near and I haven't studied a bit. I think a basic job would be anything, like clerk in a store or something like that. I was thinking about working and getting my own place and studying later on.

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>>37974044
It sounds to me like the issue is that you won't study, not that you're too dumb. Start studying for your exams

>>37974079
Thanks anon, your thread is very nice. I'll do my best

>>37973002
Nice car pic. Speaking of cars, Im thinking of a late 90s Miata for a new car (96 corolla is not long for this world), but some of my friends can't drive. (19 years old) should I consider people I might have to drive, or just buy a really good cheap car and let them figure it out?

TLDR; be a considerate friend, or buy my cheap dream car and say fuck it?

How do I talk to girls

I'm not socially inept but I only meet them through friends and then it's shitting where I eat

>>37974196
Just treat them like a dude. If you think you like them, be honest. I'm not OP but waiting for the right moment is how you miss the right moment.

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>>37974189
Buy the miata. They're fun to drive and you could always drive one friend in it. Going fast is more important than anything else

>>37974283
Gotta go fast, thanks OP.

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>First day of my new job
>A girl smiled and said hi to me in the supermarket

Today was a good day

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>>37974196
You probably know more about this than me, but if you are in school just sit next to a girl in class and talk to her.

>>37974311
was she a qt? please tell me what she looked like

>>37974361
>was she a qt? please tell me what she looked like

Like 7/10, she was a redhead, pretty short and average body. But it really made my day

Go to bed AM

>>37973002
Hi, OP. I genuinely hope that you have a good day today. How are you feeling right now?

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>>37974427
I can't go to bed at one in the afternoon

>>37974454
I'm doing fine, but I might get forced into helping my dad mow other people's lawns soon. He never pays me. It's pretty nice out though, so it won't be too bad. And I can probably still run this evening.I doubt I will have time to write my paper though, or do any of my other homework

hi anon, please reply to me ;-;

>>37973002
That is a nice Falcon, my friend.

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>>37974606
Here's a (You) for you, anon. what do you think of the Plymouth Hemi Cuda? Isn't it a beautiful car?

>>37973002
My life is boring so tell me about your life OP

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>>37975240
My life is pretty boring too, but it will probably get better once I graduate from college. I don't have a car or job, and I recently dropped my phone in a lake so I'm cut off from access to people and money. It really sucks because I want to go fishing and hiking, but I have to rely on my friends to drive me to, and they all either have left for the military this summer or work full time. The only things I can really do are run and workout or read books. I also can do all the yard work and lawn maintenance at my home, but that's about it.

I also hate school and think it's incredibly boring. I've grown to dislike my major and especially the people in it. I never want to work in an office and join the rat race. I would rather die than waste away in some city or suburban environment, always having to deal with liberals and worry about what people think of me. I hate the whole process of trying to get a white collar job, you have to grovel and dress up and pretend to actually care about some boring desk job. I never want to subject myself to that.

I plan on joining the army once I graduate. I'm well aware it will not be a perfect career, but parts of it seem incredibly fun and challenging, and I won't have to deal with yuppies. I love spending time outdoors and shooting guns, so I think it will be a good fit for me.

Sorry for such a long post, I got a little carried away complaining about things. I really don't have anyone who will listen to me about these things, so I come on here sometimes.