>jerking flaccid cock >it gets hard and cums in under a minute

You got ED

>>37972794
congrats you're a girlie qt white boi.
When do you transition?
Being such a cute sperg is no manly matter

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>>37972870
oh gee anon you made me do it again

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>>37973040
come bounce in my lap qt 3.14

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>jerking flaccid cock
>accidentally pull the foreskin too far back
>can't move it back because it's stuck behind the tip
>touching my tip causes great discomfort due to the high sensitivity
>have to spend hours fixing it
>failure to fix it will literally cause my penis to die

>>37972794
Better than cumming without even getting hard.

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>>37972794
>jerking flaccid dick
>gets hard
>can't move it
>cum all over myself

>>37973084
>>touching my tip causes great discomfort due to the high sensitivity
>>have to spend hours fixing it
is that how it is for uncut people?
Touching the tip is too much to handle?
Damn. I feel good about being cut then

>>37972794
yeah dude i hate it so much too, like i just casually jerking off my flaccid penis then it has the audacity to get hard, like what the fuck haha

>>37972794
>almost senryu
>but you're short one syllable
>better luck next time

>>37973909
Not too much to handle, just so stimulating it feels uncomfortable I suppose

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>>37972794

>gf is jerking and sucking cock
>I never cum even though it feels good

>>37974765
iktf man, iktf
I can only cum during sex for some reason and my girl is killer at blowjobs. not my gf, just my fuck buddy.

>>37974765
>r9k
>Gf
Fuck off normie retard
>inb4 "people with gfs can be robots"
No they can't

>>37972794
From an evolutionary standpoint, you have the most efficient penis ever. If society collapsed you'd be an amazing survivor

If I just start jerking like normal people do, I'll cum in like 15 seconds.
>tfw I can never, ever have sex

>>37975912
society evolved for this but todays society isn't going for that

>>37972794
>jerking sizeable erection
>edge for over an hour
>cum buckets

>i just want to suck off a whole row of qt bois with flaccid cocks

>I want to run my tongue all over their small soft cocks until they inflate and harden and start squirting boy milk into my mouth

>i want to do this over and over until a dozen cute bois feed me their loads

>>37976610
>tfw I will never drown in boi semen
sometimes this feel makes me angry but most of the time it just makes me sad

>>37976694
I'm pretty dominant most of the time but there are days I just want to completely satisfy cute boys and make sure they cum lots. I want to lick a cute boys balls, cock, feet, thighs, tongue, lips....everything!

>>37973909
It's not over sensitive if you take care of it

>tfw conservatives are preventing the creation of cute traps and trannies
RRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>Jerkin off.
>Turned on and orgasmic as hell.
>Still take 30+ minutes to cum.

100% HELL.

>>37973909
no that guy must just have a really tight foreskin.

>>37976750
A grill, a LARPer, a trap, a faggot or just pretends to be a grill on an anime image board?