R9k confessions >I care more about my tv than my gf She's

>>37966127
>still miss my ex
>but pride keeps getting in the way of me contacting her
>instead I come here to wallow and try to fill the emotional void with ppl will never meet.

I need to reset my brain.

makes perfect sense why you two continue to shitpost here, I wouldn't want to let go either.

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my gf is my tv

>>37966127
what kind of tv do you have OP

>>37966373
43 inch 4k hdr
Went from a crt to it last week and it's glorious

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>>37966127
>Not watching shows online free

>>37966447
Oh, no, I pirate all my shows and shit
But the tv I have is fucking great for watching the stuff on

>>37966463
Sounds good then, I agree with that sentiment.

I literally never learned how to masturbate. I've gotten blue balls twice in my life and have to really on wetting the bed. I have no idea what people use as lube, have no idea how fast I should wank it, and have no idea if I need to wash afterwards or if I can just wait for my next shower.

>>37966528
lol circumcised fag.

I started when I was 11 and I didn't need any internet or anything to teach me. Didn't need any lube either, since I have my handy-dandy foreskin.

>>37966528
Look at porn
Get hard
Once youve got precum spit in your hand
Rub for a bit
>example, as if you were grabbing a pole, put your hand around your dick
>then spread the spit over your dick by rubbing, and get the pre cum to mix with it, itll make it nice and smooth
>dont get it too wet, just enough to be slick but firm
Then you just go up and down until you orgasm
Ez
Be sure to have tissues to clean up with, and you can shower after, i usually do
But just tissues is fine
Unless you get super sweaty

>>37966981
Fuck off, I still got the extra skin.
>>37966982
Thanks bud, I remember seeing people using some type of lube in a white jar and Imaged that would hurt. But spit makes a lot more sense.

>>37966127
You mean the physical object your TV specifically? Or TV as a concept? The first is stupid. The second I totally get.
TV is always there for you. It's always gonna entertain you, and if it doesn't, you can watch something else. Whatever you're in the mood for, TV has you covered. Cute animu grills? Check. Thrilling criminal drama? Check. Sidesplitting comedy? Check.
TV > GF.

>>37966127
>my gf
get the hell out of this board you piece of shit

>>37966127
>gf

get the HEYUUUUUULLLLLLL out

>>37966981
>he still thinks all circumcised dicks need lube to jerk off
Try touching someones dick that isn't your own faggot

>>37966127
>tfw lost my gf to tv brain washing and mind control
After that I have vowed to never watch another hollyjew movie again.