>day 9 of starvation diet >mom cooks steak on grill outside

>starving yourself
retard.

>starvation diet

Yeah, nah, you're retarded

>>37956930
>>eat two steaks

ok

>>and accidentally inhale 3 hot n' ready pizzas

you fucked up

>>37956930
just eat healthy stuff you big dummy

>>37956930
>starvation diet
youre doing it wrong fool

>>37956930
don't starve yourself you fucking idiot. Just eat 500 calories less than the amount you would need to maintain your weight.

there are calculators that help you with this. google it.

>>37956972
honestly it's not even that, you can eat unhealthy processed food and lose weight, just eat LESS of it

>>37956930
>>day 9 of starvation diet

How the fuck are you alive?

>>37957073
Pretty sure you can survive like 30 days without food, and even longer if you're a lardass. OP probably has enough fat reserves to go for a while.

>>37957135
This but you die of malnutrition if you don't load up on vitamins and organ stabilizers