>see pic >get instantly hard why does this happen

>>37954249
It looks like it'll make your dick feel amazing. Now imagine it could succulently suck.

>>37954249
i dare you to stick your dick in one

>>37954352
It looks like a scary alien
t. the colony of Puerto Rico

>>37954249
>Aloe

If I remember correctly the outside has some sort of spikes

>>37954385
Yep, you can see where the spines would be on the little ridges on either side of it. Had a fuck ton of aloe growing at my mom's house when I was little, it was nice since she had a pool I'd get sunburnt a lot and we'd just cut a bit of leaf off

>aloe
>people actually get hard to it
I see... so that's why it was on that degenerate tier fetish list thing

>>37954249
I remember you posting in the thread that image was originally posted in

>>37954551
it looks like a pussy if you think about it

>>37954249
I'd do it, it might not feel that good, but it would be amazing for the my dry dick skin. Aloe is very hydrating.

>>37954249
i always thought aloe wasn't safe to eat
now i'm wondering what it tastes like
i hope it tastes like lychee jam

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>>37954760
it's not safe to eat

How does it taste? It looks like "refreshing" objectified. I have a strange desire to just splash it on my face and drink it because it's so hot here.

>>37954819
Then how the hell do they bottle it and such?

>>37954760
it's toxic in large amounts

and fyi it is bitter as fuck those aloe drinks barely have any aloe in them and are full of sugar

>>37954819
that thing is fucking disgusting,tastes like shit and has some aloe blobs that look like fucking sperm,
awful

>>37954889
It kinda tastes like grass.

>>37954819
those are sugar bombs, they're not healthy at all folks

>>37955030
Its taste is light, fresh and invigorating unless you're used to stuffing yourself with tons of Mountain Dew and other crap full of sugar.

>>37954368
I've touched a lot of aloe vera since my grandma grows them and literally nothing bad would happen since the spikes are on the outside. The caveat, however, is the the inside is a lot more solid and rigid than the aloe gels and this image make it seem, you'd have a hard time actually penetrating.

>>37954819
>>37954760
>it's not safe to eat
Yes it is, it's actually very good for you too

I grow a bit of garden aloe and this is the first I'm hearing about toxins, sounds like bullshit
I only use it for burns but my mum drinks the shit out of it (mostly storebought though)
never tried fucking it, most of mine aren't big enough
inb4 implying

>>37955654
>it gets rid of the toxins

>>37955654
>I only use it for burns
Growing up we didn't have a lot of money so we used aloe leafs for all sort of wounds and i'm still alive, so i can't be that bad.

>>37954380
>he doesn't want to fuck scary aliens

>>37955614
I bet if you boiled it, let it cool to body temperature, and stabbed a slit in it it'd feel fucking amazing.

>>37954249
If I had a sunburn, I would rub that aloe all over it.