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I went to a strip club a few nights ago and spilled my spaghetti
>Sitting somewhere visibly open
>Stripper comes to me and asks to sit on my lap
>Compliments me on my hair and being well dressed
>I can't make small talk, no idea what to say
>Few seconds of akward silence as she's sitting on my lap
>"So uh, as you can tell, I'm shy with women"
>Asks me why
>I shrug
>Tells me I shouldn't be and I'm too good looking
>Thank her
>Asks me if I want a lap dance
>Tell her I'm tapped out
>"Well, I gotta make some money, so... enjoy the rest of your night"
At least I only spent $10 to get in. Can't believe people spend hundreds of dollars at strip clubs, you can get an escort for that money.
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>>37951768
Maybe losing your virginity to an escort could be the cure for your virgin shyness.
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>asks not to get her services
>gets angry when he didn't get much
Stupid thread.
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>>37951768
That was actually pretty good, anon.
I mean yeah you didn't chad it, but its not like a full slick womanizer was going to get anything but a paid lapdance anyway.
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>>37951768
Stripclubs are for weirdos and for druggies, not for people with autismo Op
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>>37951768
Theres no stupider thing than toey men.
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>>37951838
Will hiring an escort to lose my virginity to cure me?
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>>37951892
I have no idea because i'm a virgin and i have no money
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>>37951892
no it wont anon. you will still be empty inside
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>>37951802
So true. It may not be ethical but many given up virgins lose their virginity like that. You can also honestly just get tinder, and start with texts and then meet up with them. Sex on tinder however is ended up with sad orgasms.
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Why the fuck did you go into a strip club sober?
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>>37951768
>>37952082
Better yet, why the fuck did you go to a strip club alone?
Oh.... yeah....
>r9k
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>>37952082
I tried to drink a lot but I wasn't drunk enough
And fuck hangovers. My mistake was not smoking weed before going in
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>>37952110
>>37952134
Exactly man, always get drunk and always go in with a mate. I can hardly remember the last few lap dances I got because of how plastered I was, and the last one was only like a week ago
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>>37952110
>>37952193
I didn't go alone, I just didn't think mentioning I went with people was relevant somehow.
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>>37952416
Ignore the image, I thought I was on /a/ and forgot to clear the image
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