ITT: We all live in the same home.

>>37951596
Just don't lag my internet connection with all your hentai and we'll be fine.

I shat in the sink.

Can anyone order a pizza? I'm too anxious about it.

Anyone seen my fleshlight? I dropped it into the washing basket by mistake.

RED ALERT

A roastie has been spotted hiding in the basement, someone's been orbiting.

>>37951596
MOOOOM, ANON BROKE HIS JIZZ JAR AGAIN, IT STINKS EVERYWHERE

That house better have a huge fucking basement

>>37951596
Who keeps masturbating into the cereal?

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Anyone want to go twos on an onahole?

I CALL DIBS ON THE ATTIC!

Who wants to play some soggy biscuit?

>>37951596
we're out of milk

WHO THE FUCK TOOK MY HEADPHONES?

>>37951800
Hey, that's my missing fleshlight!

WHICH ONE OF YOU FAGGOTS STOLE MY TITTY SKITS?

Guys for the last time, don't eat my glue sticks

>>37951823
Just use the jizz jar it's what I've been doing.

who wants sum of dis boipucci?

>>37951993
we kicked you out, how the fuck you came back

>>37952030
i t-totally didn't let him back for his boipucci
totally g-guys haha

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>>37951596
I'm fine with it as long as asexuals get their own room. We don't want you allosexuals with your stupid genital rubbing.

Who's posting commie symbols on all my shit?

STOP TAKING MY MEDS TO GET HIGH REEEEE

>>37951596

who wants to jerk off

I spilt the chocolate milk.

>>37952118
*bends u over*
you desu

>>37951766

don't worry anon, I tied her up

the entire west side of the house smells like piss and someone needs to mow the fucking lawn

Can I safely spray cologne into my ass? I've got really bad gas right now.

Someone let Chad in the house and he's already declared him robot king! We need to start a revolt.

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>>37952156
>tfw mexican
>tfw i actually enjoy yard work
I can be happy once a week!

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You fuckers stay away from the basement, that shit is mine!

>>37951596
That's shit home design. Why are there like 12 different window designs going on in there?

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there is mold in Eugene's room

>>37951800
I want everyone in this house to cum inside this onahole so I can drink the resulting robot cum cocktail

ALRIGHT YOU FUCKERS WHO CAME IN MY AMMO CRATE
I KNEW MULTIBOARDING WAS A MISTAKE

WHO KEEPS PISSING IN MY CORNFLAKES??

>>37952516
i want everyone to cum inside your ass so i can lick it out

PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
ERRYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME

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>>37952667
Turn that shit off, we're going to listen to summertime sadness and pumped up kicks instead.

>>37952617
Calm down anon, I'll buy you a new box soon, I just really wanted to shoot and I ran out of 308s.

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>>37952689
fuck off hoe or i'll run through you like draino

Alright guys I finshed the cuckshed! Now you fags can stop cumming on the weed-eater and lawnmower.

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>>37952689
>>37952667

OUT. THE BOTH OF YOU.

>>37952713
I'll make you sleep in the cage I found in the basement.

>>37951664
Let me see so I can compare it to the on I did in mailbox

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>>37952733
that'll only make me harder

>>37951684
Sure. Ill do it. One condition though. Eat the whole thing in one sitting while naked and let me watch. Its my fetish...

>>37951596
WHO JIZZED ALL OVER THEIR SHIT AND DIDNT FLUSH THE FUCKING TOALET AGAIN?!

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Does anybody want to play mtg dnd or warhammer with me?

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>mfw when there are 20 rooms and no one comes out of their rooms. The stacks of pizza boxes are the only sign of habitation in the living room.

>>37952697
...alright fine
that doesn't explain the cumshot though

>25 people living in the same house and nobody ever talks to one another except awkward grunts when passing by on the way to the bathroom/kitchen

Wait, if we're all robot NEETS who's paying for everything?

>>37952918
The government. This is a social experiment.

>>37952758
Enjoy it because that's all you'll be getting.

>>37952918
Neetbux and bitcoins

>>37952981
So are there like hidden cameras? Is this going to be a reality TV show?

Hey brahs I'm bringing a few girls over so clean this place up, alright?

Do we have any traps or trannies living with us? I could use a bj.

>>37953007
GET OUT AND NEVER COME BACK IDI NAHUI

Can you all please leave I am TRYING to masturbate!

>>37953009
I think theres one caged up in the basement.

>>37953004
Probably. Ive looked though, and i havent been able to find any.

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>>37953060
Yeah but please don't allow him to have any pleasure, he's there for the pleasure of others and that's it.

>>37953007
Keep those roasties off my grass you fucking normie. Also, if anyone can find where the 64 gallon drum of lube went that would be great.

>>37953043
Not cool brah. Hey you still coming to the gym later? My bro Brad said he thinks you're pretty good looking. You are gay, aren't ya brah? Anyways I set you up for a date with him.

>>37953097
MAN CANNOT BE GAY IF MAN LOVE HIS GUN
I am taken by my true love, Tavor-chan
leave this house and take your roasties with you

stfu i'm trying to sleep.

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>>37951596
mods please ban everyone in this thread its just a bunch of normies ironically pretending to be robros

Attention - Message from Administrators: A single resident from this household must die everyday or else all members will be eliminated.

>>37953148
well you're not wrong
im just bored and i've got like 20 more minutes to wait
its p funny though

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IF ANY OF YOU FUCKERS CUM ON ONE OF MY FIGURES AGAIN ILL KILL EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE

Who wants to smoke some weeeeeeed?

>>37951821
meeeeeeeeee! give me your cummies

>>37953207
Ive been using Ironman as a dildo for my ass.

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This isnt as much fun as that united virgin islands thread.

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>>37951664
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>>37951771
>>37951792
>>37951823
>>37951978
>>37952118
>>37952156
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>>37952618
>>37952785
I FUCKING HATE THIS HOUSE


im going to live in the woods

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>>37953559
Good stay away from my Kingdom

>>37953559
the forest's already taken, sorry bub

Who the fuck touched my PS4? I was almost done with Bloodborne but the fucking console is gone.

>>37953785
Sold it to pay for my weed addiction.

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>>37953984
FUCK YOU! I WAS THIS CLOSE!

Who wants to get wasted and watch anime?

>>37954015
You can use mine. Dint use my character though.

>>37954472
Heck yes. Ill pack the bong, you put on some neon genesis evangelion. Anon go on a beer run would ya?

>>37951792

http://i.imgur.com/ul4ca.png

>>37953559
>rapes anon in the woods where his screams can't be heard

Am I going to be the only one who cleans the kitchen?

>>37954873
Could get the trap to do it. Wearing nothing but a chastity cage nipple clamps and rubber gloves.

who wants to get drunk

>>37955228
Let's capture her and enslave her

>>37951817
Can we split?
Im a carpenter, i can build a wall

>>37955234
Ive said yes to this so many times but nobody follows up. Is this secretly a really fucked up rehab center?

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>KNOCK KNOCK KNOCK
SWAT TEAM OPEN UP NOW!

Which one of you assholes used my car? If you're gonna take it at least fill up the tank and clean up all the fucking stains when you bring it back. AND NO I DON'T MEAN FILL UP THE TANK WITH YOUR WEEK OLD PISSBOTTLES.

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>>37955490
Fuck you i'm not going back

>>37955589
Anon, are you a 3rd worlder?

>>37955490
I'm in the shower be there in a minute
Guys hide the jenkem they're onto us

>>37955735
Why the question?

>>37955788
Are you or are you not?
>im not going back
Really jogged the nuggin

>>37955957
Yes i'm, but i dind nuffim

i'm just pretending btw

>>37955980
*yells from the attic*
"Anon is hiding behind the couch"

I would love to live with other robots as long as I get my own room and bathroom

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Can the traps next door stop having constant orgies
I'm trying to get comfy in my room but my sexual urges won't let me

>mfw the fucking AUTISTS keep leaving piss bottles in front of my door and I keep tripping over them

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What anime shall we watch guys?

>>37951596
Wrong my house isn't nearly that tacky.

>>37956987
bakemonogatari

anime is not original

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>>37951596
Someone tell anon to stop cumming on the kitchen tiles. I don't want to clean it ever again.

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>>37957504
Classic
orig

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>>37955490
come at me cunts

>>37954599
You just exposed yourself as a redditing newfag my dood

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Where the fuck is my tulpa anon? What do you mean shes not real. If you touched her I swear...

DONT GET ANY CLOSER ANON

>>37957791
holy shit thats the ugliest fucking gun ive laid my eyes on

>>37957576
Yeah mate, I bring my sister everywhere with me

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>>37953207
I'm so sorry...
I just wanted to be original

stop leaving wet towels on the fucking washroom floor. Do you want mold

WHICH ONE OF YOU SLIMEY CUNTS VIOLATED MY PLUSHIE

FOR FUCKS SAKE LEAVE ME ALONE I JUST WANT TO CHILL AND LISTEN TO SOME COMFY TUNES

hello im the new guy. please no cats because allergies ok thx

>>37951596
so who is up for some weed and Netflix
asexual btw

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Anyone want to take turns with the fembot?

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>>37953207
>IF ANY OF YOU FUCKERS CUM ON ONE OF MY TOYS AGAIN ILL KILL EVERYONE IN THE HOUSE

ftfy

No joke if I somehow came into a large fortune ($100 mill +) I would buy a house for about 20 people from /r9k/ to inhabit, and I would livestream the common areas.

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>>37958278
whatever you say, originallyy

>>37958430
no joke i'd be doing the same thing in life rn with $100 mill +

talking to someone that has $300 mill (legit) made me realise this

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who came in my arse!? fer fucks sake, i JUST took a shower!

I'm moving out

>>37958516
Then do it pussy, I'll be awaiting the thread. Reach out to the neets that went homeless most of all, that way you can avoid taxes saying it's a charity, probably would be best to get a lawyer on it kek.

>>37958741
do what, you misread what I said

>tfw a brainlet and can't come up with anything funny and clever for this thread

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>>37955490
every englishmans home is his castle and i will defend it to my last breath

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>>37955490
Fuuuuuuuuck microwave those harddrives nowwwww

Heeeeey i made some Brownies. Anyone want sum?

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>>37957576
What a lovely little girl, wait there is something in your face but don't worry i will clean it for you, here let me use my trusty mini towel and oh don't mind the smell of it i've putted a nice lotion on it

>>37951640
In a house like that we'd have the fastest internet speeds available.

>>37958908
Fire up those microwaves, 'cause Tyrone sure is hungry for some beta asshole.