Any one here use/attempt dating websites/tinder? Stories, pet

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>>37950349
>Spend half an hour trying to determine if shes fat or not
If there's any indecisiveness in your mind about her attractiveness, don't bother meeting. Nobody ever looks as good as their pictures

I've met probably like 20 girls from tinder
Some hookups here and there, plus 1 gf(which didn't last that long)

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>>37950483
This is what I figured out eventually
If its all close face shots 99% of the time shes fat, the other 1% is if shes wheelchair bound

>>37950349

Where i live, normal girls dont use tinder. just slags or girls with all kinds of mental issues.

bi guy here
>swipe right on pretty much every single passable girl
>maybe 5% will swipe right to me
>probably about 50 total matches
>sent messages to 20 of them
>only 5 of them ever responded
>only 1 conversation went beyond one day
>we never organized a date

>swipe right on only the hot guys who I would actually contemplate fucking
>every single guy (OK maybe 95% to be fair) who I swipe right on also swipes right on me
>hooked up with a few of them but guys on tinder don't want relationships

I only use it if I want to meet guys, I feel bad for any straight non-Chad using that shitty platform, it severely overestimates the value of women.

>>37950685
>bi
>stopped reading right there
Fuck off to your own board degenerate faggot

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>>37950349

I've used okcupid and tinder mostly for online dating, otherwise meeting girls in real life is something I've been working to be better at (social settings like bars, house parties, girls I met at work).

That being said, it's definitely a lot easier to hook up with girls through okcupid and tinder. The underlying context of a date or relationship is already there by you and a woman talking on either of them.

I only met one really interesting girl through online dating (rest were dates/hook ups) and she ghosted me after a one night stand.

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>On Tinder
>Chicks showing off their kids
Why

>>37950349
What i really really hate is a girl on tinder with

>just looking for friends

Like just fuck of you know what this app is for. Also most girls use to to feel better about themself.

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>>37950748

Instant turn off sexually desu m8.

>>37950776
That's code for friends with benefits you dip.Of course they aren't looking for friends on tinder.

>be black
>live in an area 95% white
>can't filer out white girls on Tinder

kill me, your women are like little girls with the most pretentious attitudes and lack of ass

>>37950349
>>Spend half an hour trying to determine if shes fat or not

ask if her thighs rub together

>>37950741

oh the ironbee

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>>37950776
That whole "just for friends" thing is BS
I had a female friend pull that "Oh, I went on tinder just to find friends but then he showed up lololo"
Girls are so insecure that they put that there so not to admit to others they are looking to fuck 10/10 guys

Honestly woman on dating sites are horrible in general, IF they do message you first its stupid simple crap like "hi" that men could never get away with.

>>37950815
they do act like children though. that's the biggest difference i can find between black women and white women.

black women my age are hardened and serious, but they still show senses of humor.

white women are the opposite. bubbly and fake and their sense of humor is garbage, they'll laugh at any retarded thing you do.

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>>37950349
Used tinder and OKC for a couple months during the school year to see what I could get.

Had no previous experience with women and have only spoken to two female friends before that ever.

I went on a date with a french girl, an asian, and two milfs (48, and 53).

Saw Jurassic world with the french girl, she was incredibly nice and had a very cute accent she seemed like she wasn't totally disgusted being near me. Date ruined by a homeless man that kept calling me Iceman because I was wearing aviators and wanted me to say Top Gun movie quotes. Completely killed me confidence getting bullied and made an excuse to my date that I had to go and she seemed bummed out. She later sent me a message saying it was nice knowing me and she hopes to find someone else like me.

Asian girl (Chinese) had a giant accent and looked like a pre-teen. I felt like a pedo just walking with her around my college town. She took me to some kind of chinese bar I wasn't aware existed and spoke chinese to the waiter, she ordered like a giant tablesworth of food and started feeding me random stuff. Some kind of meat she kept dipping in water and dumplings. We talked and she told me that she lived in a village where they had a cave nearby where families would drop off their extra kids they didn't want or couldn't raise because of the OCP so there was skeletons there. She was very nice but her engrish was making it hard to talk to her. All the old men in there didn't seem to appreciate me being there but it didn't bother me because I was happy talking to this girl. We took all the food to go and went back to campus. She seemed to like me but she left to go back home to China, her last text said something like "You light the fire in my heart when I talk to you." I kick myself to this day for not saving it.

Two milfs were next.

(cont.)

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>>37950815

>be hispanic
>date while girls and black girls respectively
>black girls are always amazing in the sack and are fun to be around
>when black girls get mad at you shit hits the fan for a while before the love comes back
>when white girls get mad they use sex as a form of control and passive aggressively use their body language and communication to make us secretly resent them over time

>>37951024

>(48, and 53).

gross

>>37951024

Nice, anon. Very interested in MILF stories tbqh.

>have okCupid account
>see someone view my profile
>open it up
>it's my massage therapist that I've been going to
>I know she's married
>profile also states she's "poly"
>has a "husband" "boyfriend" and "meta" (wtf is that??)


Too bad. She seemed like a nice person. And now I have to find a different place to get massaged because I don't want her degenerate hands touching my back.

Why are so many women "poly" or in open "relationships"? Do they use it as an excuse to be sluts?

>>37951024

The two milfs were when I was curious about fucking older women (I was jacking off to a lot of sadpanda milf porn) so I gave it a shot. The first woman was white and 48 divorcee, she sent me nudes before we even went on a date and they weren't very good but I still wanted to give it a shot.

She lived kind of far so it was annoying to meet up and we saw a movie together. Like a 10pm showing of the Witch. She was excited to see me and acted like a a person my own age (22) so it was a little weird acting friendly around an adult woman. There weren't many other people in the theater so it wasn't so bad but I thought the movie was a little slow and kind of meh. Ending was cool though.

So after the movie we went out to her car. I was sort of fighting against my erections the entire night because she was pretty okay I mostly liked her big thighs and fat mommy ass. So we were sitting out in her car and she was talking to me about her daughter that was my age and how her life was. I sort of tuned her out because I didn't really care much about this. I was mostly thinking about the kiss she promised me after the movie. the precum in my pants was getting cold but it was too dark to see a stain. After a while I awkwardly asked her about the kiss and she laughed and said sure we can kiss. We started with a sort of small peck on the cheek but she seemed bothered by the cars around us so she drove us to a dark unlit parking lot. Told me to come sit in the back with her. She sat on my lap facing towards me, I was sure she could feel my boner with her mom pussy but I didn't care it was pretty hot. Her hair pretty much covered my face while we kissed. and she started basically probing my mouth with her tongue, I did the same to her. I started awkwardly feeling around because this was like my second kiss ever so I didn't know what to do. I just mimicked what I saw in porn. She seemed to like it and started gyrating on my lap and more importantly, on my cock.

(cont)

I've gotten laid once off tinder. she was pretty but kind of a whore.
I never get any matches, at least in my small southern shithole of a town. When I spent a week in Colorado I got a fuckton of matches from indie qts tho. shit was cool, can't wait to move there after I get my degree.

>>37951201
She ended up making me prematurely ejaculate in my pants because her grinding was too much and I got overexcited from kissing. I lost interest in kissing her and just kind of stopped. She stopped too. She seemed content with that and I mean it was our first date but I really wanted to fuck her in the car. She had to go and I had first class test in like 5 hours.

I was sure she could feel that I came in my pants so for the hour long ride home I was really embarrassed with myself. I got back to my apartment at like 2 am and my roommates were playing Smash Bros. They asked me to play and where I was but I just said nty and lied. I wasn't really proud of doing this but it was something I wanted to try. I never met with her again

The next milf was 53 and black, she had really nice tits, a great butt but she had a foot fetish (she wanted guys to fuck her feet) and she was interested in doing anal with me. She told me this all before the first date. She had a younger kid and was also divorced. She was like one of those bald/extremely short haired black ladies but I didn't mind I kind of preferred it, and I never had been with a black person before.

It going to sound retarded as fuck but I was really scared of having sex with this woman. I read a bunch of stats saying that like 1/3 of black females had an std and that like most milfs/cougars/older women had an std. So I was really cautious about getting my wiener anywhere near her holes. I only had sex like two times before this so I was still in dumb virgin mode.

So anyway we end up meeting up (we picked a day when her kid would be at the dad's house) she was wearing very revealing clothing and I pretty much had an erection the moment I saw her. She was wearing an extremely tight shirt (giant cleavage), hot pink tights, and no shoes, she had two silver toe rings on as well. She was very excited to see me even though I came wearing a shitty teal polo shirt and grey jeans (beta coloring and clothing).

cont.

>only pic is a group shot
>transgendered in the normal women looking for men mix

>>37951430
She invited me in and when she turned around I got full view of her massive ass and incredibly quickly I tucked my boner into my belt to try and hide it. I didn't really have a foot fetish before I met this woman, but I pretty much liked everything I saw on her. She asked if I wanted something to eat and brought out some veggie dish thing and we started both taking from it. After an awkward conversation and constant boner maneuvering it got later and she asked if I wanted to watch a movie. We ended up watching Halloween (it was close to halloween so it felt right)

She got a blanket for both of us to share and she asked me to cuddle on the couch. I have never cuddled before so I awkwardly laid behind her and pretty much planted my cock into her ass and she laughed and told me not yet. I was really embarrassed and just laughed it off. She was talking a lot during the movie and I was just trying to keep myself from cumming in my pants again like the lady before. She started teasing me and moving her butt against my pelvis when the movie was almost done. I came in my pants I was annoyed at myself again

She definitely was not aware of this though and I just said I had to use the bathroom. I cleaned myself off and went back to the living room. She made me follow her into her room and asked for a foot massage. I just sort of randomly rubbed areas because I didn't know what I was doing but she seemed to like it. She had giant fucking feet and made me feel like a footlet with my size 8.5 shoe size. During the massage she started taking off her clothes. She took off her top first and wasn't wearing a bra so her boobs just flopped out of her shirt. I was sort of getting my boner back but I just came so it was like half strength. She took of her tights after and was wearing some kind of thong/underwear hybrid. She told me to start sucking her toes and I was just like "okay" Either her toes were fucking giant or I was a mouthlet..

cont.

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>set up date with girl in next town over
>cancel it because I'm too lazy to drive that far
>fat 5/10 seems really eager to bang
>ghost her because I'm a pussy
I'm hopeless.

>>37951622
because I could barely fit in her big toe. So after that awkward shit stopped we started kissing. I was basically getting throat fucked by her and I sort of liked it because she was bigger than me so I just let her do what she wanted. She got my cock out of her pants and started jacking it off. I was at full mast again but didn't cum for whatever reason I guess it was still too soon. She started giving me head and I still didn't cum so she asked if I wanted to try anal.

I said I didn't want to eat her ass very awkwardly and she said it was fine and just started rubbing her asshole and was rubbing what I can only assume was lube and got on all fours on her bed. She said she was ready. I was still in most of my clothes so I just took my pants all the way off and hobbled over to her on the bed (I tried to fuck her on the bed) but she was to high up so I couldn't reach so I ended up standing up on the floor while she was on the bed. I pressed my cock up against her butt-hole and it was really warm, it felt good on on my dick head. It was incredibly difficult to push it in. and I guess it was the asshole's o-ring or whatever you call it but I basically had to fight against it to get my cock it. After breaking the seal my cock slipped in about halfway before stopping. She said "oooooooooh" like it actually felt good for her or something. Also it was fucking tight. Like when you put on a condom that's too small and its just squeezing the shit out of your big vein under your cock. She put her head down and just raised her butt up for me. I kept pushing it in till I hit the base of my cock and just left it there for like 20 seconds just to sort of feel it out. It was incredibly warm and very tight around the asshole area. but deeper in it felt okay. So I started fucking her and she seemed to like it It was difficult to cum because it felt like her asshole was cutting off circulation with my dick. After like 7 minutes

cont.

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>>37951700

Don't worry anon, I did literally the same a couple weeks ago. There's nothing wrong with that, there will always be another 5/10 chub girl to bang in your own town.

>>37950955
>black women my age are hardened and serious, but they still show senses of humor.

This is the most ass backward shot I've ever read.

>>37951939
Thank you. Unfortunately my profile is too shit to get many matches.

>>37951871
nobody is replying to you.

nobody gives a shit about your fucking essay just STOP and greentext some shit instead. jesus christ the autism

>>37951871
Keep going, but greentext it you massive faggot

>>37951871
keep going anon.

>>37951201
>acted like a a person my own age
the older you get, the more you see that these are college grads trapped for decades by their jobs. they're still the fun people they were back then.

>>37952171
holy fuck you are mad anon get some pussy bro

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>>37952171
fuck off nigger im reading this shit

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>20th birthday recently
>finally decide it's time to work for a GF
>get tinder a few days ago after going back and forth with myself
>only one decent picture and the rest are selfies and group pics
>only match with fatties
>yet to message anyone yet
>yesterday match with the girl of my dreams
>tall
>short hair
>claims to be androgynous but is thicc
>likes vidya
>cool accent
>tfw can't bring myself to message her
IM SO CLOSE YET SO FAR

>>37951871
I finally came into the condom and pulled out she seemed okay with it and asked if it was okay. It felt pretty okay besides her asshole acting like a vice grip on my cock vein but otherwise it was fine. We took a shower together and she was bouncing her but against my cock in the shower like she was tempting me into doing anal again. I got hard and she ended up just jacking me off in the shower. I got dressed again and she offered to drive me home and asked if I wanted to take some food home but I said no thanks and just walked back to my apartment. It was a pretty good time but I never ended up meeting with her again because she moved to Fredricksburg and that is way too fucking far for me to consider driving, like three hours.

I was not into feet before I met her but she pretty much mind controlled me into liking giant African woman feet so I jack off to that every now and then.

The end.

>>37952380
How did you meet the MILFs? What website?

>>37952505
OKC. set preferences to 30-60 and set range to 50. Any Status Any type of relationship. And messaged a lot of women even though I didn't meet their age requirements. Some were into it and messaged back. Some just got fucking pissed at me. took like a week before I started getting bites.

>>37952281
just fucking do it you have nothing to lose

>>37950349
I've been rejected in every single dating website out there. Not a single reply. That was the moment i realized i'm destined to be a robot and there is no way out.

>matched with a single mom
>wants me to come over and watch netflix and cuddle
>ok face but chubby/not great body

I shouldn't do it right?

>>37952747
Any advices for making a profile specifically for MILFs? Did you make it clear you are looking for a hookup?

>>37953150
my profile was made more for dorky 20 year old girls. But just put like "photography, works in home remodeling and stuff like that. Older women like younger employed guys.

Also helps if you look like a teen, which I do. So you'll get those pedo-ladies if you want that.

how big are you're dicks?
mine is 5 and I'm black

>>37953272
Woah, that's quite small.

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-Painfully obvious bots that have pornstar's pictures
-Found a black girl named "Mulatto"
-Girls who only have group photos
-Girls who only have Snapchat filter photos
-No bio
-Girls who say they are on there for *insert transparent excuse here* whether it be "friends made me" "looking for relationship" "not into hookups"
-Bio says they are 420 friendly
-They are under 21 but have pictures of them drinking or bio says they drink
-The sheer amount of strippers
-Girls whose pictures have them covering their faces with their phones
-Girls who say they are "psycho"
-Finding people you know irl
-People who know you telling you they found you on tinder
-Their bio openly screams religious
-Found a girl whose bio read "LEGS CLOSED BIBLE OPEN"
-Girls who don't have pictures clearly showing their face
-Girls who are clearly hiding their face
-Girls who claim they have met someone famous
-Found a girl whose pictures were just her holding pomade
-Found a bot who just had pictures of Lana del Ray
-19 years old girls with 6 year old kids
-Girls who all do the same pose

No wonder so many people have 2-d waifus

>>37950685
Exact same here. It's crazy how uptight girls are to the point not even a 5/10 will respond, but a 8 or 9/10 guy will respond to you. Maybe LGBT guys are the desperate or easy, but I actually get guys approaching me unlike girls on these kind of things.