>poop maybe 2-3 times a week >poo is always super largehuge

>>37947875
You could, you know, eat more fiber.

>>37947875
I started drinking coffee in the mornings to force the issue.

>>37947875
I do, but i have a medical condition

>>37947875
See I have the other problem.

>Can easily poop on demand
>Typically twice a day sometimes more
>Can spend up to an hour per shit
>70% of the time it's runny or like a water hose
>Sometimes blood or weird mucus

What gives man?

>>37949119
stop eating processed food

>>37949119

ulcerative colitis
I have the same thing, go get yourself checked, that shit can cost you your colon or give You cancer

>>37947875
>minor bleeding
>I'm not too worried

bleeding anus is one of the most debilitating conditions ever. I hope you're taking hernia cream.

>>37949298
There is no pain, no discomfort, and the amount of blood is not large enough to make me dizzy. I've been to blood tests on unrelated occasion, and my blood values are perfectly healthy. It has definitely something to do with my pooping habits. I only poop when I feel like pooping, and I only feel pooping two times a week.
By feel I mean when I feel that typical pain of "of fuck I'm going to shit in my pants if I don't go right now!" -feeling after holding it in for days.

You're anal retentive. It indicates some underlying psychological stuff you might want to deal with.

>>37948021
This,

>Go gym most mornings
>Before hand have a good breakfast before, sometimes tinned fish, or museli
>Protein shake after
>Then a coffee

Trust me, by 10.30 you'll be doing footlong shits, nice ones