Raise an 8 year old girl for 5 million dollars?

Okay. I could quit my job with 5 million and so would have time for this responsibility.

Does she look like loli in pic?

you know everyone's just going to say they would fuck her man

If she's white.

I doubt there would be enough space for two people in this basement, especially considering that girls need over 9000 pieces of fashionry.
also this to be honest family
>>37944643

>>37944533
OP you're supposed to make a downside to these sort of things.

>>37944533
I haven't talked to ***ANY*** girl in my whole life. I'd try, but miserably fail. I can't even imagine the fucking utter trainwreck it would be within the first month she'd grow up to hate me as a father and probably cut all contact off with me the second she turned 18. Hope she wouldn't have mental issues.

if this was actually a reality and ignoring the money aside i think it would be great, if i managed to give her all the care, love and support i possibly could and she ended up respecting and loving me in a fatherly figure, i think i just might not kill myself.

its worth it

>Invest 5M into conservative diversified investments yielding 5% returns annually
>$250000 USD yearly to do whatever you want
>Can take daughterfu on kickass trips, make sure she gets the best education, always have the cool house for her friends to visit
>Get a pre-nup and find a young girl who wants to be a mom to help raise her so she has a mom in her life.

Yeah. I'd even try to do it without the money.

Children just have that kind of effect on me. I can't turn my back on them.

>>37944533
I'd do it in a heartbeat. Raising a cute daughteru would be the light of my life.

>>37944533
I wouldn't for the kids sake really
I suck at everything so why the fuck would I want to subject my failure to an innocent little girl ?
GED gud op

>>37944533
Unless they're giving me part of that upfront there's no way I can possibly afford that. I can't even afford my own existence.

>>37945643
If they gave you half upfront, would you be a good person and do your best to raise her Anon?

Absolutely yes, because then I would be forced to not kill myself to not traumatize her.

How about I keep her until I die naturally? Good way to prevent me from killing myself.

>>37944533
the sad part is i'd actually have to think about this

kids are the worst thing in the universe

>>37945710
What if she surprises you? What if every day you wake up to her you feel blessed to have her around and see her cute smiling face?

You might not like it at first, but over time you're sure to build up a strong bond.

What I'm saying is, you might grow to love her. And by proxy, learn to love life and all it's simple joys.

>>37944878
>>37945558

Pretty much these.

The money is icing on the cake.

Sure, a kid can be rough, but with the amount of distractions that a child can have nowadays and the amount of good/reliable research on child-rearing (and thus, not having to rely on old wives' tales and other bullshit), it's very doable to raise a 7/10 kid if you at least kinda try.

>>37944533
i'm not fit to raise a child
I failed myself odds are i'd fail her too

Fuk that no

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>>37944533
What makes me laugh is how robots always bitch about how women have it so easy and nobody gives a single fuck about men, and by extension, them then threads like this pop up? Why an 8 year old girl? Why not an 8 year old boy? It's there supposed to be an underlying pedophilic motivation to this question? Then yeah, why should anyone care about you? If not, why are you more willing to open you heart to little girl then a little boy? If it was the same circumstances, should he denied the same help and generosity because he doesn't have a vagina? How come you blame others for overlooking mean in favor of women than you do the same exact thing yourself?

Let's face it, it's men's fault women sit on golden thrones, and your just as much part of the problem

>>37945949
nobody chose the girl though
she was the only option

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>>37945949
I would raise my little boy into a Chad I can be proud of.

My fatherly instincts would kick in and I wouldn't hesitate to raise her
I can only hope all goes well and she becomes a decent person
The money would make things easier