>girl who friend zoned me contacted me after 5~6 years >asks

>>37944373
hahahahahahahahahaha

have fun fucking WITH her. If you fuck her you deserve the roller coaster you signed up for lol

Tell her "something" came up and just stay home and jack off instead.

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>>37944373
Act disinterested, wear this cologne, and she won't see you as a beta provider anymore. You'll be the love of her life.

she totally is. make sure you get laid before you commit though

>>37944420
lmao because women see men as betas the same way (pheromone recognition) men see betas (over the internet using screencaps and recordings of mannerisms)

what do you have to lose? just try to fuck her as soon as possible

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>>37944373
Why God?

Why can't you bestow love upon me?

>>37944447
I might fall in love with her again.

>>37944412
I'm honestly considering this. I had my life figured out already. I already assumed I'd stay single and projected myself like this. Full of time, saving money, nearly no debt, living a worry-free live. But this came, and I'm getting sucked right onto it. Maybe I'm reading too much into things, maybe she wants some coffee with her old "friend".

>>37944373
>Friend-Zone

Friend-Zone, Friend-Zone. I wish i could even get near that far. 20 y/o KHV here, just stop trying to go after someone like that. It's probably just puppy love.

Have fun chasing a roasties sloppy seconds

>girl who friend zoned me contacted me after 5~6 years

Stopped right there.

Listen, you have to cut off contact NOW, don't think you can just get sex then get away with it, she will use you and destroy you completely.

She's going to play the living shit out of you lad.

>>37944373
NOOOO, FUCKING IDIOT

>>37944515
Fuck fuck fuck fuck I'm regretting saying yes now. Should I just stay home? Should I reject my chance of getting the girl I dreamed every single night for 3 years?

>>37944677
You're under no obligation to be in a relationship with her senpai, you don't even know what she wants. Dont listen to these virgins.

>>37944677
No, tell her that her contacting you dredged up a ton of feelings. Just be honest. If you choose to not meet up with her, were I you, I'd just say that It's no longer appropriate. I think a reasonable person would be able to understand that.

>>37944677

I used to dream about getting shot in the head. Doesn't mean I should do it

>>37944373

This can be salvageable, just stop being a beta male.

>Her: So what do you do?
>You: Oh [High paying job here]

Eventually

>Her: Where do you see this going/we should do this again
>You: Ohhh, no, sorry but [same lines she used to friendzone you]

>>37944721
i like this

originalio

>>37944767
This, OP.

It's time to exact your revenge.

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>>37944677
You're weak, gullible and lonely and she preying on those facts, you're asking for advice on /r9k/ for fucks sake.

She wouldn't even consider contacting you if she didn't have a kid.

>>37944373
are you seriously considering being the fall guy? the back up plan?
i hope your wife's son hate you

>>37944373
jerk off before you go

>>37944373

The kid is being paid for by another person. This is win-win. You get a family, some loser pays for it.

>>37944767
This, unironically. You could have some fun.

>>37944767
>>37944767
Do this, she's trying to take advantage of you.

Put the dumb cunt in her place.

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>>37944420
this has to be illegal what the fuck

Anon is going to fuck her, she'll get preggo and he will be finished.

>>37944677
she has a kid
she fucked some asshole who ran out
she's a retarded slut

>>37944373
Op
Never ever ever get with a girl who's a single mum
Even if she's a 10 and says you can fuck her daughter in the ass
It will backfire really fast

>>37944831
>>37944831

yeah, but OP has to have this in mind from the get go. It's more risky meeting up because god forbid you catch feelings, she'll have you hook line and sinker.

Just know she'll be bringing her A game because she now is in need of a beta chump to take care of her.

Never forget she rejected you when it was convenient for her, and she only wants you now that it's (once again) convenient for her.

you've been warned.

>>37944373

If it sounds too good to be true it usually is.

Just hang out with her, no need to be upset with her at all because she friendozned you
yes she has a kid but is her bussiness it shouldnt involve you, just dont and i repeat under not circunstances have sex with her
And i really mean it
She might try to make you fall for the trap, wil try to seduce you but you must not fuck her anon

>>37944412
I second this. Nothing good ever came from meeting up with a psycho, and if you have a bad feeling in your gut fucking trust it.

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>>37944481
anon listen to me I am being 100% serious right now. go jack off right now and then see if you still want to make a relationship with a single mother

>>37944373
>tfw never even got the chance to get rejected by my oneitis
>tfw I could see her approaching me with this exact same situation in a few years
>tfw I'd probably be enough of a beta to say yes

>>37944834
I doubt it works

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be like falco anon

>>37944373
Take your revenge, OP. Pretend like you care and then leave her for dead (metaphorically speaking) after she invests in you. That's what I'd do desu

>>37944481
>maybe she wants some coffee with her old "friend"

lmao enjoy literally taking care of your wife's son

good troll thread though, typical setup: weak robot doing something retarded even though everyone screams at him not to

>>37945013
This. Beat it, beat it hard.

Beat it like it owes you money, like it facefucked you at summercamp when you were 9 and fucked your whole life up and now you're strong and it's old and frail and can't defend itself. Do it, then reevaluate.

Not a good decision, at all.

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This is what you should do OP

>meet with her where you can get food
>order tendies
>make sure to get honey mustard sauce
>show her hentai collection
>jerk off right there, right then
>mix cummies with BBQ sauce
>perfection

She had her chance OP. What happens next depends entirely on two factors.

How desperate and naive are you are.

How bitter and vengeful you are.

>>37944677
You are romanticizing her and placing her on a pedestal. I'm speaking from personal experience. You're idolizing a human being who rejected you. She is not worth your time, and it will always hang in the back of your mind that she used you as a last resort.

Trust me OP, you don't have to call it off, but be down to earth. Treat her like any other person.

>>37944373
Dude get with her, tell her everything she wants to hear about being a beta provider etc, Then fuck her and just stop talking to her

>>37944373
Haven't read the thread, but if OP is constantly denying advice and is actually going to be a literal cuck, then this is b8.

>>37945777
If you do this get evidence that she was down. Dirty texts/emails anything. Because once you ghost her she will likely cry rape.

>>37944490
>20 y/o KHV here
you havent even lived yet stfu

>>37944677
She's not the girl she was 3 years ago. You are infatuated with the past. Now she is used goods.

>>37944677
She's a fucking thot and basically you're fucking stupid. What you want to do here is straight up tell her that you don't want to go or make up some bullshit excuse about it, and you have to be clear with your intent that you'll not go if she asked to meet up again.

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>>37944677
Abandon ship.
Or go to the date sperg out and shame her back where she came from

>>37944834
who is she anon? sauce?

>>37944373
She is looking exactly for that, you retard. She won't stay with you either, the second she gets your ring she's gonna start planning that divorce. Enjoy paying child support for her bastard.

>mfw I'm still so hopelessly love even years later I'd ruin my life for her and be her beta provider and raise another man's kid
I am rover. I am to omega what omega is to god emperor of mankind

>>37944481
Stop being a retard, anon, I beg you. Tell her to fuck off and never interact with her again. She is going to fucking ruin whatever life you had in mind. She will use you and then dump you.

DON'T DO THIS YOU FUCKING IDIOT. IF YOU DO, YOU DESERVE EVERYTHING COMING YOUR WAY.

You have been warned. Now you will have nobody to blame but yourself when this inevitably leads to you blowing your brains out. I suspect you're the type of aggressive footlicker that will go for it anyway, knowing full well how it's gonna end. You're stepping in front a speeding train and hoping that an act of god will stop it in time.

just make fun of her. Call her a roastie whore. tell her that her bastard child is ugly. Record it and post so we can laugh.

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>>37944677
All the advice in this thread is trash.

The truth is you won't know how you feel towards her until you see her. It's been 6 years. People change. Feelings change.

Go for it and see what happens. Don't make a plan or have any expectations.

>>37944717
Being a redditor should be a bannable offence.
>>37944677
Just tell her you don't want to be her retirement fund. You are under no obligation to meet her. She sees you as a tool to be used, she has not a shred of respect for you. You are under no obligation to respect a whore who fucked up her life and is now looking to get out of jail free by fucking over some poor sucker who loved her once.

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>>37944373
>I said yes

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>>37946745
This whole thread is making me feel exactly like pic related

>>37944677
Why are you even assuming this girl wants to be in a relationship with you? If literally all she's done is ask you to get coffee it seems a little soon for all this beta provider bullshit.

Even if she thought you were fucking weird at the time, maybe she just missed you and wanted to catch up?
Absence makes the heart grow fonder etc.

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Op here, sorry for the absence, I was out working,

I have my regrets but I'm still seeing her tomorrow, but I'm fully focused on keeping my cool and not just throw myself at her feet because somehow after all this time she got interested in me. I'm fully aware that there's a 80% change she just wants a beta provider for her bastard child, but if there's a 20% percent of a less serious relationship I might go with it. I don't want to be the beta guy again, I'll make her clear that I'm a different guy now, and I won't compromise my freedom and all I've achieved for her.

Good or not?

>>37946714
Fucking bad advice

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"people change"

lel

i wish this stuff wasnt true. you are being preyed up, op. females are legit predators

>>37946784
Sorry I forgot to mention it, but while we talked on the phone she did throw a few hints about a relationship, she said she was wrong about me, that I was the guy she really wanted but her "confused teenager heart" (her words) made her make a mistake.

>>37946784
The standard normie thing to do, is to show up with no expectations, treat her like an old friend, have a good time, but make sure to ghost her after the date if she shows any serious red flags of wanting to be financially provided for.

It would work pretty well, if not for the fact that OP is a bit of a loser. He still dreams about her all the time, he might just go all puppy love instantly when sees her. And it's just not advisable to attach yourself so quickly to someone you've not known for so long. It makes you vulnerable to the kind of worst case scenarios people are dreaming up here, even though those scenarios are not a certainty.

>>37946788
>but I'm still seeing her tomorrow
>if there's a 20% percent of a less serious relationship I might go with it
/thread
OP is a fucking retard that deserves EVERYTHING coming for him. fucking retarded cuck sack of shit loser

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>>37946845
forgot my image. fuck you OP, guys like you are the reasons why whores are this way.

>>37946788
PLEASE OP DON'T GO IN A RELATIONSHIP WITH HER
She 100% wants a beta provider, and if you still go with it you deserve all the bad shit that would be happening to you
Peace

>>37946788
Don't listen to the perpetually paranoid insecure faggots. Your estimation of risk is correct, don't let these people make you think the risk is 100%. The most important is, as you said, to keep your cool. Also to have certain goals. What exactly do you mean by a less serious relationship? Fuck buddies? You date her but don't move in, so no raising her kid or giving her money? What is your endgame? You have to be clear. Go in, tell her you just want to chat as old friends, and if she starts coming on to you romantically, tell her what you very much will and will not do.

>>37946845
>>37946852
>>37946812
>>37946730
>>37946708
>>37946647
>>37946151
>>37945963
Fucked in the head for sure

>>37946714
This is either a woman or a redditor. Either way, this is the type of advice brought about by a mindset that thinks denying bad things makes them impossible. They do not want to confront the reality that they're responsible for keeping their ass safe, instead looking to shove it all onto the shoulders of some impersonal, objective entity that will protect them from harm so long as they play by the rules.

Back in the day this anon would have been one of the crazed puritans shouting at doctors for interfering with god's plan, how this will make god angry and cause more sickness. Five years ago he was probably frothing at the mouth at all these crazy internet sexists for daring to suggest that women are more likely to be raped if they walk around thr ghetto at night, all alone and heavily intoxicated. No, instead SOCIETY should teach men not to rape. Nevermind that it hasn't done it yet, women SHOULDN'T have to watch out for themselves in a percect world, so they DON'T in this imperfect one either. Now he's probably posting #PrayForX every time a mudshit runs over a crowd in a truck, because terrorist attacks are part and parcel of living in a big city. In an ideal, diverse world there is no friction between the religions and races because they all play by the same rules. It doesn't matter if no one else plays by the rules, so long as we do it everything will work out because the great impersonal entity (which he does not believe in) will look out for the just.

These people are so terrified of having to watch out for themselves and fight for survival that they prefer to write all forms of harm down to random, impersonal and external predation that cannot be prevented except by an equally impersonal, external and unpredictable entity of good and order.

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>>37946873
Yeah OP, listen to this guy. He's completely correct!

Do you know who the father of the child is? Did she friendzone you to run off with some giga Chad?

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>>37946895
You're probably a stellar example of what this post >>37946924 describes
>oh I know it makes sense for her to fuck you over, she can fuck you over and her previous behaviour suggests she is purely out for personal gain
>but people change and love conquers all
You disgust me.

Also, pic related. I hope you'll get bored eventually now that whore threads are gone.

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>>37946924
What the fuck? It's not that serious. No need to go on an autistic rant for three paragraphs.

>>37946924
Nope, I'm just a guy who has had enough experience with women to give his two cents.

Nothing ventured, nothing gained. Understanding risk is one thing, going into a situation with a formulated game plan that will likely go to shit is another.

Playing it by ear is probably the most useful skill to have in social situations.

If indeed the friend wants to use OP as a beta provider, what's stopping him from just backing out?

Your assessment is completely wrong, by the way. I believe women should take measures to protect themselves, I don't use facebook and I live in a place where I don't have to worry about terrorist attacks so I couldn't give less fucks about places that do.

>>37944373
just fugg her a few times then leave before committing anything or giving her anything. literally a no-brainer dude.

>>37946999
>fugg a few times before committing
>he's already feeling that he's being sucked back into the black hole of oneitis based on a few messages
Seems good bruv

>>37946980
Nah, I just don't see everything social as a fucking race to the bottom. The fact that this board's first response is pretty much blind fury is hilarious.

>>37946924
Nice blog fucker

>>37946990
>what's stopping him from just backing out?
Himself. If he lets himself be around her, and she fucks him and acts real nice to him, he may well get snagged. This is not a perfect world, humans are not rational actors. Under the influence of hormones people do lots of stupid shit.

In this case it is very clear she's gonna try her hardest for a beta provider, and since OP is here he is likely not very experienced with women and their tricks. His safest course of action is to avoid the bitch entirely. There is very little to be gained (sex with some whore, maybe) and very much to be lost (a decade of child support for some random chad's bastard).

With faggots like you around, giving men hope where there is none, it's no surprise so many end up fucked sideways by obvious whores.

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>>37946745
>>37946924
>>37946895

Beta males can't be saved. Let him go all the way get engaged, he'll feel like the happiest man in the world looking after his wife's son.

>>37944373
i would tell you to pump and dump but since youre on this site i reckon that you would catch feelings instead and raise tyrones kid instead

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>>37947043
Again, you're doing the same thing.
>if I pretend life can't be logically analyzed illogical things will happen
No, nigger. If you walk into a third world ghetto dressed in an Armani suit, flaunting gold watches and chains, completely alone, unarmed and acting distracted, what do you think is going to happen?

fuck her to get a taste just to sample what you missed out on but don't get suckered in, you know better than to waste the next 20 years raising a child

>>37947380
>fuck her
>2 weeks pass
>receive call
>anon.... I haven't had my period

>>37946788
OP, I have oneitis, too, and some time ago she did the same thing with me. She made me feel and told me that she was all mine now. The day after I had rejected her, she knocked on my best friend's door and asked him. I was raging like a beast but got cured from yearning sickness finally.

>>37946788
If you insist on seeing her, knock one out beforehand. Like, as close to the meetup as possible. You need to in full IDGAF mode.

>>37946832
Confirmed on the prowl for betabux. Hinting is a 100% red flag.

Either come up with an excuse to back out or have the fap of your life beforehand.

>>37947468
Use your own condom and that won't be a problem

>>37944373

Just troll her for a bit.
Don't give money or dick.

Bonus points if you act completely and utterly oblivious to any advances she gives.

Act the ultimate beta to the point where she has no hope of getting anything from you.

>>37948362
Women don't give a shit. This happens even to guys with vasectomies.

>>37946832
This is such a textbook case that I'm beginning to suspect you're just baiting.
>>37946841
Normies can pull normie moves because they are normies. If OP was a chad he wouldn't be bothered at all, and he wouldn't be in any risk. But as is, he is a danger to himself. And the whore knows this. She'll play him like a damn fiddle.

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>>37944373

U finna get cucked my nigga. Just fuck the used up whore and get ya little dick wet. U aint obligated to get a relationship u fag. It's not like anyone else sees her as more than a potential fuck, why should u mane?

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>>37944373

otherway around: she feels you are well enough off in live to provide for her and her hellspawn.

let that sink in. she did call you cause you, of all the betas she know ist the most least disgusting one.

congrats.

ps: pump&dump that thot

>>37944373
OK op im 18 yo my mom did what that bitch wants to do with you my advice DON'T DO IT
that beta fag now sleeps on the couch, don't be a tool trust me everything is better than being a beta provider

thoughts always have a place to stay within the palace of mad centered sex within the escalating mansion of the father.

Tell her that you are broke as fuck see what happens
if she don't care maybe its real
if she stops with the relationship bullshit then she just wanted a beta provider

>>37949115
>let that sink in. she did call you cause you, of all the betas she know ist the most least disgusting one.
How do you know that? She might have tracked down dozens of betas before OP.

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>>37946788
>B-B-BUT THERE'S A 20% CHANCE!

You are fucking delusional, in fact, I think you should consider checking yourself in a mental institute ASAP.

>>37948736
Well the law usually isn't retarded. You can demand a paternity test in Canada and the US to get out of any child support

RUN WHILE YOU STILL CAN ORIGINALLY

>>37948736
>>37949641
Holy fuck nevermind I googled it and there's many cases of men who aren't the biological father being forced to pay child support

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>>37944373
Here's what you do OP. You go talk to her, get real close, and when you think you're ready you fuck her (with protection obviously) and use her has your personal cum dump for a while. Then you toss her aside. Don't be a lil bitch and catch feelings now. Also you better not stay home and jack off like>>37944412 said. That's lame!

>>37944373

maybe she'slooking for a second kid.

pump & dump

>>37944373
OP, I dare you to go to that meeting, listen to everything she says all the way through, then JUST LAUGH IN HER FACE WHEN SHE TRIES TO GET BACK WITH YOU. Please do this. And record her reaction.

>>37944481
Idiot you don't have to be single, simply don't fall for a roastie with a bastard. Find a girl without a kid you dongus.

>>37944677
Just pump and dump. She is looking for someone to provide for her and her bastard. This chick doesn't care about you.

>>37944373
Fuck her and leave her alone. She's trying to trap you, get your nut and go.