To the 37%, why do you still come on here? Do you miss the remnants

>>37941874
I like the drug threads and it's nice having an off topic board that is not /b/
Also I'm a social awkward depressed anime loving faggot so I fit in more or less.

>>37941954
>I'm a social awkward depressed anime loving faggot
How'd you lose your virginity then? Alcohol, prostitues?

I haven't had sex in 6 years

I might as well be a virgin

>>37941874
putting penis in vagina does not suddenly cure being a social outcast. half the nonvirgin people here just got lucky once or something, the other half maybe had a long term thing once or twice but it failed and now they're here.

r9k wasn't always about whining virgins, and sometimes there's interesting stories and stuff, although those are a lot rarer than they used to be.

>>37941988
> might as well be a virgin
You're a such fucking normiecunt retard.

Virginity isn't painful because we've gone a long time without having sex, it's painful because we've never come across a SINGLE person in our lives who accepts us. If you managed to get a girl to fuck you at least once than you're not a robot, you're a piece of shit failed normie

>>37942292
here here! hail rodger brother

>>37941874
Lost my virginity a week ago, just coming here for the lulz

I've had sex with 12 women and 5 of them were dating someone else at the time. I've been with each one for multiple weeks if not months at a time.

>smugpepe.jpeg

>>37941991
putting penis in vagina requires you not being a social outcast in the first place

>>37942377
That didn't answer why you're still on here. What's the appeal?

Because putting your dick in a vagina doesn't cure your of your autism, I just so happened to find a girl that liked dominating autistic boys and dated her for 2 years before she cheated on me and cucked me.

>>37941977
Alcohol, weed, and some girl who was inexplicably so attracted to me that she was literally crawling all over me. Really weird cause she was a decent 6 and only 2 other girls have ever showed interest in me. First was about 6'3" and built like a truck and the second was about 4'2" and looked like a goblin
>>37942376
Are you the guy who made a thread about it?

>>37941874
Having sex doesn't suddenly make you chad, anon.

>>37942527
It does make you a normalfag though.

I've had sex with three women.
First was a hooker at 18.
Second one was my gf at 19 and she dumped me the next week.
Third one was an ugly roastie who got pregnant at 20 and her baby died after a few months.
I had sex with a man after that cause so far sex with women was sucking dick and it was worse.

At least I'm not a virgin I guess.

>>37942556
>getting cucked for your money makes you a normalfag
Next you're going to say that fucking a prostitute makes you a normie

yeah ive had a few girlfriends and not sure how many girls ive fucked. But somehow I feel like I've just been faking being a normie this whole time. I actually really hate everyone and love spending time alone, but i go out and make friends and fuck stupid roasties just to prove to myself that I can do it. I like the people who post here and I like how you have to make unique posts here. I was on 8/b/ for a while but it kept getting spammed with pizza, dicks, you name it so I'm here for now, cuz that shit just doesn't happen here

>>37941874
I had sex with one person a couple of times 7 years ago. I am a NEET approaching 30. Maybe I'm not a robot but I'm no fucking normie.

>>37942610
no it doesn't. But it also doesn't count as losing your virginity (at least in any sense that matters).

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>>37941874
tfw haven't had sex in like a whole week

>>37941874
Come here to laugh at bitter men

>had a girlfriend once in 8th grade
>lost virginity
>get cheated on
>break up
>never talk to a female again
>haven't had an actual friend since second grade
>never leave the house unless I have to
>never speak unless spoken to
haha fuck yeah living that Chad life bros haha damn I'm glad my problems were all magically fixed when I got laid lmao up top

>>37942401
maybe most of the time but i'm sure some autists just got really lucky

I didn't vote in the thing but I've been on 4chan a very long time and I have trouble relating to normal people and the only sex I had was gay sex with my brother when we were young. It was his idea but I was pretty into it.

>>37944000
>Real Chads increase problems by losing virgin shield

>>37941874
I come to lurk mostly. Normies still despise me irl and it's only getting worse with the political tensions rising everyday it gets hotter this summer.

I fucked a prostitute and my life is still as shitty as it ever was.

>>37941874
>Do you miss the remnants of pre revival r9k and just come back out of habit
It's this. I lost my virginity in 2010, a year after I'd started lurking /r9k/. Back in the days when this board wasn't a competition to be the biggest loser virgin. I last had sex about 3 months ago. I've had sex with probably 10 girls in the last 7 years.

I'm not leaving, and you can't make me.

honestly, if thats from a r9k questionnaire, my mind is BLOWN AWAY how high the kv rate it

id personally guess that the non-kv rate would probably be between 90%-80%. most likely 85%. as in only 15% of posters are actually kv, the rest are normies/females/neurotypicals who just come here for jokes/laugh at ppl

maybe they are off socializing because its saturday night? who knows

>>37941874
>Or have you fallen off since you had sex?
I have only had sex with other men i've met on grindr
Men will fuck literally anything, it does not count
If anything, i'm MORE of a robot than you proper virgins

ps. i prefer girls and i'm prison gay

>>37944177

Only 2% on average of r9k posters are Wizards, though.

Is it really such a shock that a large percentage of the 16-20 year olds here are virgins?

I just got lucky dude. The girl that I was with was desperate and incredibly slutty. My autistic self couldn't say no when she asked for me to do her homework. She thought I was cute enough and banged me. Haven't talked to an actual random girl in months.

>>37944255
ahh, thats true. i wonder what the kv rate of 25+ posters? i bet the kv rate lowers the higher average age you get

but i do believe that the average virginity loss age is actually increasing because youth these days spend a disproportionally large amount of time in virtual reality, and parenting in general is getting worse

lol i guess most posters will leave at like 23~ and basically never post here

I had sex one time seven years ago so I'm not a virgin
Doesn't stop me from never having a girlfriend and having absolutely zero friends

even though im not a virgin, my life still fucking blows. although i believe you must be a virgin to be a robot, no one can deny that the majority of the people here have shit lives. i can relate to most of you very easily, even if i have had sex before

>>37941874
I liked the idea of a board that required unique posts. It's sad to see you faggots saying the same shit all the time but adding "original" to the end.

>>37941874
I'm just an oldfag who misses pre-revival r9k. It's sad.

>>37941874
I'm the 37%, I still come here because I used to be a khv. Still agree with the majority of views on here.

>>37942292
>it's painful because we've never come across a SINGLE person in our lives who accepts us.
Now i feel like shit, but why does it feel good? I think i only come to r9k to feel depressed, maybe it's better than feeling nothing?

>>37944333
The average age on 4chan has consistently been pretty low, but I'm sure it's starting to tick up and will continue to do so.

Remember, you're here forever.

>>37944333
>i bet the kv rate lowers the higher average age you get
thats... a mathematical eventuality
until people find out a way to unnonfiginalize

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>>37941874
>37%

Holy fuck. Who are you people and why are you here. Get the FUCK out of here now

>>37941954
This is basically me without the awkwardness, faggotry or anime. I've come here for awhile, left for longer and then came back. I like having a /b/ that isn't /b/. /b/ is a glorified porn board and I don't give a shit about seeing other men's ugly ass girlfriends.

>>37944333
> i bet the kv rate lowers the higher average age you get
It sure isnt gonna get higher, is it?

>>37944020
Kek, there's no such thing as "luck" when it comes to sex. Luck is hitting a full-court shot in a basketball game. You can never rely on random chance events to bed a woman, you have to deliberately attract her and she has to want you. The concept of "lucking into" sex doesn't make any sense. Social acumen, on some level, is pretty much a prerequisite. This is why you can't be a robot if you've put benis in bagina.

I come here because no matter what I do I'm a worthless broken whore in the end

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>>37941874
24 khv here.
It still amazes me that about half of /r9k/ are chads who just come here to mock us. There is a reason traffic verifiably goes down during the weekends.

>>37941874
Im a failed normie
I like to see people who just as shitty or worse than me
It gives me great comfort
I get laid from time to time but that doesn't mean I'm not a pathetic bald manlet living with his parents doing fuckall

>>37942401
No it doesn't, you fucking idiot. You're just making excuses. And besides, being a social outcast is a choice. You can change that anytime.

>>37941874
I've slept with over a hundred women thanks to good looks and a crippling sex addiction- i come here so I can say at least I'm not as weird as these guys

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>>37942502
i accept you anon-chan

>>37941874
Because my substantial experience with women has made me realize how fucking dreadful and empty they are, and this is the only place where you can discuss openly what they're like and meet like minded people.

>>37941874
Lost my virginity a month ago but been on this site for 8 years and on /r9k/ for a few years now. Hard to kick the habit of coming here

>>37941874
Started coming here less after I lost my virginity.
If I can choose between having sex and spending time with fun people or talking to mostly losers on r9k, which do you think I would choose?

Still, r9k is perfect for those quiet nights with a beer and some snacks, shooting the shit with anons

>>37941874

I come here for britfeel, it's like an enclave of the old /r9k/ where we just share stories and everyone isn't some uppity faggot about others being a 'normie'.

>>37941874
>Do you miss the remnants of pre revival r9k and just come back out of habit?
You need to specify after which closure. Ive been here long enough to see it shut three separate times.

I keep coming back because the internet is changing its face, and I dont like it.

Everything is so social now, so connected. This is the last place I can call someone whose acting like a retarded nigger a retarded nigger and not have SJWs get upset.

Its the last bastion of the wild west internet.

I was here as a virgin for several years.
I became a 25 year old khv before I lost it.
I still come here because I don't have much else.

>>37941874
I remember when a poll like this was made back in 2013. There was over 90% virgins and the votes were over 300. Back then this board wasn't nearly as segregated and defeated like it is now.

>>37941874
I come here because sex has never been enoyable and have only felt a true glimps of feeling content as a Virgin

>>37942292
Nah it's painful because it reminds u how much of a faggot u are and how lazy you are to change anything about it

>>37942401
Not even true, I once fucked a girl without saying a word. We were both high as shit but eh still counts.

>>37947026
Ever occur to you that in these 4 years, most of those lost their virginity, and some stopped coming to /r9k/, and some stayed?

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>>37942502
>some girl who was inexplicably so attracted to me that she was literally crawling all over me

I was here before it got deleted, I've always been a shy awkward ugly nerd and only really lost it because they asked me. The Internet has always been my home and 4chan since 2006 (I've been here since ICQ & Napster) so as long as I have Internet I'll come back here.

>>37941874
having sex isnt some goal that gets you out of being a social outcast. Just because you've had a relationship doesn't mean everyone still didn't like you and thought you were still weird as hell. When I was in highschool everyone didn't like me and thought I was really weird and didn't want to be around me because of it. I found someone out of pure chance that lived in a town 30 minutes away from me. She was actually a q t, and we had a good 6 months together. But, the whole time, people in my town at my school would continue to insult me, make me feel like shit, tell me i'm still an fugly disgusting faggot and that they're surprised I could even find someone like her, they'd even get mad about it. I'd constantly get messages like "dude your girlfriend told me she sucked 10 dicks" and similar things that tried to get me to question my trust of her so i'd leave her and it hurt sometimes but I never left her. sadly her mother had broken us up some months later because everytime I'd play guitar at her house she'd get ptsd of her husband that abused her. we parted ways and she ended up turning into a total whore so I hate her now, but my point still stands. Even if you get into a relationship it's not going to chance people's perception of you. If they think you're a complete weirdo, that shit is going to stick with them forever. You cant reverse that.

>>37947740
OH AND,
If you think you have it bad because you're not in a relationship, you have no fucking idea.

You'll never know how fucking devastating it is to lose someone you've loved with all your fucking heart. Getting into a relationship, a real, true relationship with someone, always cuddling, kissing, and spending all your time together with her, and then suddenly it's all gone, THAT fucking hurts. "true" robots will never know that feel. And its arguably much worse than not having been in a relationship at all. Infact it's better if you just stay without one if you fear that kind of thing.

>>37947343
>just go to a party with your friends, get high and bang a girl xDD
normie genocide soon i hope

>>37947740
>having sex isnt some goal that gets you out of being a social outcast
No and that's not what anyone is saying.
It just means you never really were an outcast, just a low level normalfag.
Not being Chad doesn't mean that you're a robot.

>>37948358
>le true robot meme

All robots are failed normies. Most decide at some point they've had enough of being a robot and do something about it.

>>37941954
Sorry but you don't fit in

>>37941874
I haven't had sex since I was 13. Does it even count if it was only with my big bro?

>>37948358
>implying I wasn't bullied throughout elementary school and spent my days alone in jr high and high school

I was definitely not a low level normalfag.

Ive fucked whores so Im technically not a virgin but might as well be, life is still shit

>>37941874
I haven't had sex in 3 months, so I can sympathize with you and feel your pain. Unironically.

I relate to most of these threads and I hate every single moment of it. I keep coming back because I feel that I'm finding myself within these threads every single day.

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>>37948616
I've never had sex in my entire life. You can't sympathize with me.

>>37948552
Dare I ask if you are male or female?

>>37948665
I can because neither of us are getting sex right now.

>>37942292
orgonalio this...

>>37948747
But I never had sex. A girl except my mother never showed me affection in the entire history of the planet.
Ever since this planet was created, I haven't felt what it's like to have sex.
Memories don't contain that part of life.
I've never felt the inside of a girl in my entire life.

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>>37948616
>complains about not having sex for three (3) months
You better scram back to facebook quick Norman

>>37948805
It is disappointing. I literally wish I can be a virgin again. And when a girl breaks your heart, it's the worst pain in the world.

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>>37941874
My brother fucked my boipussi so I guess I'm not a virgin. Do I still belong here?

>>37948840
What are you gonna do about it? I like it here, man. No need to get violent haha

>>37948861
Green text plz
Oririgudvwusj

>>37942401
>just get drunk with friends and grill
>make advances

it's not fucking hard anon
But then again, be careful. My first was that situation, she climbed on top of me and we were just making out for a long ass time. Had sex a few days after. She was super mentally unstable desu, last I heard she jumped out of a car.

>>37941874
All the boards are full of whiny virgins. Also, r9k isn't specifically virgin-only, you fucking mentally ill retard.

>>37948840
You better scram back to wizchan quick, virgin.

>>37949028
>how to get labeled a creep or rapist if you aren't attractive.

>>37941874
I fucking hate women, the last girl i fucked was my cousin, all of this is pretty robotic to me

>>37941991
/R9k/ was always about whining virgins

>>37948846
Even normies say love doesn't exist.
You're just lying.

>>37950021
Using normies as a frame of reference. Lmao.

>>37941874
I only had sex because there was one person desperate for a relationship and with a high sex drive that asked me out

I met my girlfriend on this board. It's hard for me to want to abandon the place that helped me score in the first place. Same deal for most of this site, actually. Back in 2011 I got a gf through /x/. Even though the culture of 4chan's shifted pretty dramatically over the past 7 years, I still visit in the vague hopes that the (at least relatively) carefree nature that it used to have will come back.