Annoying sibling stories? How do you tell them they're

>>37928743
>sold my guitar
>sold my rare bluebird tennis racquet
>sold my dads $1500 watch he got from his boss after 20 years of work
>sold my ps2
>steals money from my room if she finds it
>uploads embarrassing photos and videos of me on normiebook
>constantly accuses me of being on drugs
>takes drugs
>expects to be rewarded for cleaning her own room
>crashed 3 cars and my parents still got her a 4th
>deleted all her family except me off social media so they wouldn't find out she is still with her abusive bf
>yells at me and accuses me of taking her things
>leaves used period pads on the bathroom windowsill or bench
>never flushes the toilet
>uses my razor
>wakes me up early am hours to ask where something is the night before work
>gets angry at me for cutting contact with her
>wont leave me alone before she goes to bed until I say I love her

>>37929052
have sex with her original

>>37929052
>>wont leave me alone before she goes to bed until I say I love her
Well she sounds pretty terrible but this one seemed really cute.

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Why don't you post it a few more times? Fagoo

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>>37929052
>tfw ywn have this kind of relationship with your sister

I have two sisters who are twins. Both 9/10 and pretty popular. Trouble is they keep wanting to have sex with me for fun at the same time as soon as they are home from school.

>>37929199

ha... good anime

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She said you guys are funny but retarded.

>>37929199
Dude I feel you. I also wished I was in kissxsis

>alcoholic
>says anyone who smokes weed is degenerate and should be imprisoned
>beats my dog whenever he is angry
>parents foot 40k a year for him to go to a university.
>constantly complains that anyone who goes to a cheaper school/community college is a poor retard
>never had a job for longer than 2 months
>frat boy wannabe
>literally spits on people he doesn't like

>>37928743
I wanna fuck her very originally, post more

>>37931290
Good thing because she's done porn.

>>37931414
You wanna share that sauce?

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>>37931414
>>37931444
Haley is pure! She would never let someone cum on her face!

>>37928743
>>37931290
>>37931414
>>37931444
looks like lauren clare .

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>>37928743
my sister has bipolar disorder. Sometimes she turns into my dad and starts telling me to do dishes, Andrew you never clean things up and it's true, but I got to tell you people, you just don't do the dishes after you eat. You got to let the food digest. And one time she put up signs near the fridge "Andrew, if you take out a soda you have to put another one in" and that's true but I always replace the sodas when I take one, I don't even drink that sugary shit too much anyways. But with that giant sign it is implied without evidence that I am guilty of the crime. It's tyranny around here, first my dad, now my sister.

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>>37929320
Fucking weebs. Go back to /a/ you literal autistic faggots. Literally kill yourselves I'm not even joking.