The Year 2117

>>37922119
>tfw you will never be a proud citizen of the neocapitalist roblox empire

>>37922152
>not becoming a sex slave of the Vivian James Tulpa Cult

How might one become this pleb?

>>37922119
>transhumanist gamer federation
>living in the hottest area of the US

this breaks my immersion

>>37922186
They used to control most of the pacific coast until the runoff from their liquid cooling mutated the Horseshoe crabs and started a war. They have been slowly losing territory to the crabs ever since around 2097.

>>37922186
dammit shut the fuck up nobody gives a shit about how hot it is in some desert a thousand miles away, most people on here don't even go outside. Just turn on the ac.

>>37922152
>tfw have played ROBLOX for nearly 9 years now
>tfw still play
>tfw this is what my autism will spawn

>>37922215
Plus they're transhumanists so maybe they invented human skin air conditioning.

>>37922119
>Dallas
I can't really tell if I'm in the Neocapitalist Roblox Empire or in the Vivian James Tulsa Cult Extent.

>>37922249
They probably built a wall between Dallas and Ft. Worth like Berlin during the red curtain.

Be happy because I'm right in the heart of the fucking Juggalos. I don't want diabetes but all they allow is Faygo.

>>37922119
>Nothing happens to Florida

Holy shit my fucking sides hahaha

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>>37922119
What if we sailed across the sea?

>>37922309
DESU probably just gonna stay here. Best state imo

>>37922346
>tfw no phonecian city states

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>>37922186
You best back the fuck up white boy

>>37922364
This desu
Duuuuvvvaaaaallll

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>>37922309
Kenny's from Florida.

>>37922364
>>37922402
>best state
What the fuck are you deluded faggots smoking and where can I get some?

>>37922119
What's the matter anon, don't you want to uphold nomadic anarcho-pastoralism?

>>37922523
>What the fuck are you deluded faggots smoking
Freedom
>where can I get some?
Florida

>>37922523
>meth
>also florida

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>>37922523
This is now a Florida thread

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We settle here

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>>37922666
>666
>666
>666
>666

Well, Satan confirms we settle in Florida. Pack it up guys, steer the ship in.

>>37922215
>just turn on the ac

This kills the planet

>implying west virginia would be tumblr
probably the most anti-gay state i know

>>37922119
>stealing pictures from /r/worldjerking

>>37922666
>tfw like Florida but i can't live in humidity
Being a snow nigger is pain.

In March 2002 I was in my 7th grade math class when the teacher was talking about palindromes, mentioning it was a palindrome year, and we've last had a palindrome year in 1991. He then suggested that in the year 2112 we would all have a class reunion in this room. That wing of the school has since been demolished, so now I have no idea where to go if I make it another 95 years, and the teacher is at least 80 now so I doubt he'll be around.

>>37922119
What happened to the U.S?

>>37924792
white peopIe stopped procreating

>>37922119
>Neocapitalist Roblox Empire

I WANT TIX DAMN IT!

>>37922119
Someone needs to write a story based off of this.

>>37922119
>>37922346
this is unfunny

>>37922666
>411 pain
my sides

>>37922232
I still play it too, been playing it sporadically for maybe 7 years or so

>>37922119
All these memes and crazy outlandish shit and then just "Florida"

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>>37922119

>pope surrounded by bronies

This'll be good

>>37924691
Aww this made me a little sad. Also my 7th grade math teacher was one of the best.