Why don't you just get a T H I N N gf?

Because l can't get any gf

I like them to be somewhere in the middle.

Im a complete mess. I'm morbidly obese. I can't talk to people. My head flakes dandruff like it's snowing no matter how much dandruff shampoo I use. I drink everyday and am probably an alcoholic. I goes days without showering and like to wipe my fingers near my ballsack and sniff my grossness. I'm stupid and mean. I'm poor. I'm on disability. I can't even hold a conversation.

T H I C C all the way

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>>37921914
>Why
skinny girls bore me
>>37922035
minus the drinking this is me
hang in there anon

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>get gf
>she won't let me impregnate her

wtf

>>37921914
the meme for that is sticc

>>37922035
Im all of these minus the dandruff, and i still manage to have a gf, you just have to try.