You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't have a twink bf.

>>37921530
NEET with no social life who lives in retard homo phobe vile, really wish I had one, I do have a thing for this one guy but he's all the way in Russia so that's not gonna happen.

>>37921530
I'm a guy with below average looks, I'm short, I have a shitty fastfood job.

I've been called "nice" by others, but I don't have any actual qualities. Getting into any sort of relationship with someone else isn't possible.

>>37921530
>You have 10 seconds to explain why you don't have a twink bf.
I wanna be the twink bf

>>37921692
Can you tell us more about yourself and location?

Because that's fucking gay and you're a faggot.

>>37921692
>A twink that doesn't want to be with another twink.

What the hell is the catch?

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>>37921530
I never showed any kind of openness to people in general and I don't think anyone would feel any kind of emotions toward me. I don't see myself in a relationship with anyone since I am pessimistic in nature and I push people away from me for appearing too indifferent and unfriendly.

I'm the twinkish one.
Also no robots are nearby.
Also I don't know how relationships work.

>>37922746
Send pics, private message plz (;

>>37921530
Ive been told i am the perfect twink

>>37922822
You too, pm me and we will work things out

>>37922822
>Ive been told i am the perfect twink
Prove it.

>>37922836
You don't have to talk to me

Guess this threads going to have to be raided with spiderposting, gore, and deformities.

>>37922835
>>37922836
Why should i have to prove anything

>>37921798
>What the hell is the catch?
I'm a loser

I already have a bear bf :3

>>37921530
They don't want fat guys.

>>37924531
Like that matters. You think people on /r9k/ want to be with those who aren't losers? Give yourself more credit.

>>37921530
Socially inept. That's about it but I can think of other reasons.
Most gays are size queens and I'm only packing 4.5x4.8. I'm also overweight.

>>37921530
I live with my parents. Any solutions? I want to experience love

>>37921552
>you will never be anon's qt russian

>>37921554
>you will never have a low-pressure boring bf who is nice and who you can do nothing all day with except simple lovey dovey stuff

>>37921832
>you will never break into anon's iron heart and make him foster a deep and silent love for you that only the two of you know exists

kill me peter the meme cat I wasn't built for this world

>>37925548
We can take turns sleeping over at each other's parents houses so it would sort of be like we live together despite the fact that we do not

>>37925567
Anon please you're making it hard not to ask you for contact details so that we can maybe enjoy chatting with eachother for a week before we both grow distant for one reason or another and start from square one all over again.

>>37925613
>implying I would let it get even that far
I would ghost you out of fear way before any of that m8o get on my level
please don't ever get on my level it is pain

Because I'm a twink myself and all the other twinks in my city are all filthy normies that act like glorious faggots and i just want a nice relationship and someone to cuddle with

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>>37921530
Because I'd prefer a trap and I have no idea where the fuck to find them. Girls are easy, they're all over tinder and most are simple as fuck to get into bed. A passable trap that lives near me, isn't insane, shares my interests, isn't already taken, and finds me attractive as well though? Kek.

I'm unfortunately straight

it's impossible for me to get a bf anyway because i'm just a stupid NEET

>>37925657
Your unwillingness to cooperate makes you even more desirable.

Funny how that works.

>>37925683
I am well acquainted with this feeling
nobody wants dumb neets
not even other dumb neets

>>37925674
Why do you think things in Hentai Doujins exist in real life?
Traps are mentally ill weak effeminate males. They're personality-wise much much worse than the majority of females, they'll cheat on you at a moments notice, because their existences are built around sex, its the only thing that gratifies them. If they have a fantasy they want to fulfill, regardless of peoples feelings, they'll fulfill it.

Avoid avoid avoid.

>>37921530
I'm not a mentally ill faggot.

>>37925683
>>37925696
Who the fuck said this and decided it was a fact of life?

>>37921530
Anyone with a ps4 wanna get to know me? Add me please. DelitheSkelly on psn

>>37925718
Well I did, for starters
I-I would love to be proven wrong <3

>>37925719
I'll add anyone on psn. Post your psn's robots

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>>37925706
You're correct. But I'm horribly fucking bored with women and I'm not attracted to men. Guess I should just find some way to kill off my sex drive.

>>37924761
Teach me how to get one please

>>37925727
Well I mean. You know. It's all about the personality, not the financial aspect.

I'm not very charming don't put me on the spot like this.

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>>37925688
I don't know how to respond to this

pic is not related, it is a red herring meant to throw you off the trail so I can successfully escape

>>37921530
Fat hairy and shitty teeth. Nobody wants me.

>>37925808
Anon, it's not working. I still want your contact information.

You're still responding to me, you know. As long as you keep doing that, then it'll eventually happen. The best you can do in this situation if you truly want to escape, is to close the thread.

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>>37921530
>straight
>ugly
>manlet
>lanklet
>spic
>wristlet
>acne
>big nose
>brown eyes
>neet
>"direct" manners
>istp
>"emotions are an obstacle"
>too clingy
>too emotionally distant

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>>37921530
I Already do have one and will meet him soon. o/

>>37921530
I am the twink but still no bf

>>37925899
good for you, dumb animeposter

>>37925899
You happylucky motherfucker

Well my response got no (you)s so I'm just going to assume there is no hope.
I'll off myself tomorrow lads.

>>37925926
Which response is that? I'll (You) you up dude

>>37925939
Figure it out fuck face, I wasn't good enough for you then I'm not good enough now.

>>37925904
You could easily get one just by asking a bunch of losers to add your contact information.

>>37925808
>>37925822
>Successfully protected the Anon from myself.

Slowly but surely doing good deeds.

i push away all potential bf's because my mind refuses to let anyone but me in my life

i just want a qt twink bf so we can be twink bfs together but my there's always something stopping me from letting them get too close and letting an actual relationship form

>>37921530
Not attractive enough
rip pip

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You just got a (You) despite your open hostility and there is nothing you can do to change it

>>37921530
Men look awful, I don't know how women can stand to touch us.

>>37926023
No you get a (you) for a stupid spam post.

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>>37926023
I DIDNT WANT A REGULAR (YOU) I WANTED A FUCKING TWINK BF FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOU

>>37926060
Thanks man I appreciate the gesture
Yet another (You) for you

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i am one but i don't have many friends if any and it's really hard to make some of those

>>37926097
doubt it f a m

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>>37926119

that i'm one? 5'7 and 120 lbs you tell me

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>>37925886
ok.
originoliogonobobonobo

>>37925997
>i push away all potential bf's because my mind refuses to let anyone but me in my life
It's like looking into a mirror
I hate myself but I have stockholm syndrome for myself

>>37925886
Since when do brown eyes matter? I have blue eyes but brown eyes make your pupils look bigger which generally make things cuter.

>>37926177
doesn't look good on brown skin desu

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>>37926023
But I live for (You)'s. I enjoyed it, and there is nothing you can do to change it

>>37926248
That's really hot, anon
I love being powerless against your (You) lust

Because I am the twink.

Is it true that they watch anime with you and suck your dick while you watching said anime?

>>37921530
>mfw I met a twink on grindr
>seduced him and fucked him on the first meetup
>we start dating
>now we live together and do nothing but fuck and play vidya

Truly there is hope for all of us.

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>>37921552
no homo tho, right?
not an original comment

>>37926138
6'2'' 185 lbs
Ye i took a while

Because I am a twink.

Organ failure

y0 any aussie cuties who um dont mind being uh tickled too much add me on kik
tfwnoqtbf

Cum discord.

GN5bSn

Free sex.

>>37925706
>implying anon can land the kind of traps who become porn/cam stars

Trap porn/cam stars being hypersexual crazies has got to be the most unsurprisingly thing ever. Normal female porn/cam stars are also often hypersexual crazies. Curiously, if a girl (female) or girl (male) plasters her copulating nude body and genitals all over the internet, she might be really into sex. Who knew.

Normie traps are the kind who just go through life like anyone else, if they can passirl, you will literally just think they are normal female Rachels if you pass them on the street.