>man enough to catch venomous snakes with my bear hands >too

a snake will end your life and all your problems
a girl will ruin your life and multiply your problems
you fear the only frightening thing

>>37918541
fucking /thread

gj m8

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>catches venomous snakes
>wants to catch venomous humans now

OP is a daredevil living life on the edge.

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>>37918477
Why so scurred?

Well, only one of those is the universe itself telling you "Eh, you're okay as a friend but your genes aren't really worth passing on."

>>37918477
What kind of snake? I've gotten bit by copperheads and water mokosens. Copperhead sucked

>>37918477
The snakes maybe venomous, but girls are the real poison

>>37918541
fpbp
original etc

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>>37918477
You can't touch me, you're not man enough. I'll eat your asshole alive, you bitch. C'mon anybody in here can't fuck with this. This is the ultimate, man. Fuck you, you ho. Come and say it to my face.... I'll fuck you in the ass in front of everybody. You bitch.... come on, you bitch. You're scared coward, you're not man enough to fuck with me. You can't last two minutes in my world, bitch. Look at you scared now, you ho.... scared like a little white pussy. Scared of the real man. I'll fuck you 'til you love me, faggot