Hug your family thread /hyf/

hello thread
Where's everyone?

>>37907969
Hey Happy, dunno where everyone's at

Hugged my cat and held him like a baby
He seemed to enjoy it

>>37907969
if I had to guess
kissy: asleep or already renovating
Laura: apparently so baby-fevered she's hugging her cat
Ella: studying for that last exam
Austria: on her fourth orgasm

>>37908317
YOU TOLD ME TO HUG SOMEONE AND MY CATS THE ONLY ONE HERE
I LIKE TO CRADLE HIM AND BOUNCE HIM AND SWING LIKE I WAS HOLDING AND HUM TO HIM
HE LOVES ME I THINK

Stupid humid heat, my head is killing me.

>>37908281
Adorable. My doggo is pretty cuddly today too, maybe because it's too hot to be a bark machine.

>>37908317
>on her fourth orgasm
Fuck you, anon, you don't know my life.
It's my third and I've stopped.

>>37908480
Why'd you get a small doggo? If you had a big house and property like that I'd get a huge dog

Daily reminder that these threads are just roleplay and nothing posted in these threads actually happens.

>>37908815
Because it's easier to cuddle with him. And my mother hat a terrier when she was little so that influenced her decision.
Personally I'm not a huge fan of big dogs, more work and such.

>>37908317
>studying for that last exam
Oh no I'm done with those
I just don't have anything to talk about

>>37909314
Then you should join Austria-chan for a masturbation session.

>>37909437
Austria-chan is done with that and has decided on a life of chastity and asceticism for the next two hours or so. Depends when my mom leaves.
Also my little sister is going out tonight, to some bar/club thing for the first time. I'm not worried much because she's got a good head on her shoulders but still, as an older sister it kinda gives me the jeebies a little.

>>37909314
Why don't you go hug your brother and post results?

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>>37907838
You disgusting tripfags kys

>>37909655
I'm sure she'll be okay, is she going with friends?
>>37909726
I don't want to.

>>37909806
>I don't want to.
But he'd like a hug from you, surely.

Don't you want him to be happy?

>>37909806
Yeah, a group of friends from her class, I know most of them and they're alright, not really any horrible bitches there far as I know, or lets-soak-tampons-in-vodka geniuses, fortunately.
It's just the general anxiety and wanting to protect her, I even tried to convince her to stay home.
>stay home, we'll watch TV and I'll order burgers and we can have a drink here and talk about boys or whatever
>crunches up her face
>"You don't know anything about boys Austria"
>I could read up on it, how difficult can it be
Didn't convince her.

>>37909881
I'm sure he would. He tried to earlier.
I don't want to hug him.
>>37909894
Cute
She probably doesn't know much about boys either. I can understand the anxiety and protectiveness but it's good to let her explore, right? I'm sure she'll be fine, you know what to do if she comes home drunk.

>>37909894
You should've tried to get her to explore her hidden lesbian side.

>>37909988
>He tried to earlier
Did you hug him back? Please don't say you rejected his affection

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>>37909894
New thread, new gif denial

>>37909988
>She probably doesn't know much about boys either
I sure hope so. But I realize I don't really have any say in it, I'm just trying my best to keep her from doing stupid shit - not that she ever has so far. She deserves being trusted.
>you know what to do if she comes home drunk
Actually, I don't. That has always been my father's domain, if one of us fucked up.

>>37910014
If she has a lesbian side and indeed wants to explore it, I'd be happy to talk to her about it, embarrass her as much as humanely possible, and send her on her merry way towards yurism.

>>37910069
I swear to God anon.

>>37907838
What's it like having an imouto?

>>37910079
>I swear to God anon.
Gif denial is my new fetish
Previous gif related

>>37909988
You selfish cunt

>>37910089
It's pretty nice. They're cuddly and cute like plushies that eventually learn to talk back.

>>37910131
You're gonna make me find a gif crop thing just to repost my fetish gif anon, just you wait.

>>37910089
Girls suck but you want to keep this one safe

>>37910324
Every time you crop the gif I will save it and post it before you do in the next thread

>>37910014
Sorry.
Sometimes I want to be close to him but most times I don't. I know how I feel and I'm not going to force myself and make myself feel even more shit. I'm sorry.
>>37910079
She seems to have a good head so it'll be a good experience if anything.
>That has always been my father's domain
Don't need to be a father to cuddle out her hangover
>If she has a lesbian side
You never know. I've always been suspicious my oldest younger sister is at least semi-bisexual.
>>37910089
My sisters are little sweethearts who exist to scrunch up and cuddle with.
Guiding and taking care of them when they were younger made me feel really motherly, it's a little sad they've made their own lives but there's a special kind of pride in knowing they're on a good track.

Uuu Good morning everyone!
I had a pretty nice sleep, and I'm super glad to have an entire day to myself! First time in over a week.

>>37909655
I hope your sister has fun! I love having those older sibling concerns... I just want my brother and sister to be safe and happy! But often times they know what's best for themselves.

>>37910430
I never knew you had so many siblings! What's the age difference between the oldest and youngest?

>>37910406
>implying I won't crop it before posting every time to beat you to it
And so it begins.

>>37910430
Yeah, I hope she'll have a good time. I don't think she'll get super wasted/hangover because she has a pretty low alcohol tolerance (fortunately, I suppose).
>Don't need to be a father to cuddle out her hangover
Oh, yeah. I meant more the berating/discipline thing if she comes home late/drunk and makes a ruckus.
>you never know
Yeah, true. I'm just saying so far I haven't noticed any bi leanings except the usual teen curiosity.
>I've always been suspicious my oldest younger sister is at least semi-bisexual
How so?

>>37910490
Morning anon, glad to hear you had a good night.

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>>37910430
>Sometimes I want to be close to him but most times I don't
It makes me really sad to know you've turned to this, but I won't say anything more.

I hope you get over it.

>>37910543
Why are people being so cruel to Deer?
I barely know him but I don't think he's so bad. He just needs to not speak for the entire thread.
but I'm certain this is deer himself making this because who else would bother?

>>37910589
>>37910589
>Why are people being so cruel to Deer?
because he deserves it.
>He just needs to not speak for the entire thread.
he does some times but unfortunately he keeps coming back.

>>37910589
>Why are people being so cruel to Deer?

He guilted Laura into blowing up her relationship with K.

>>37910490
My brother is the oldest, he's going to be 21 this summer and my youngest sister is 14. We're all pretty close in age.
>>37910527
>How so?
Mostly just general behavior towards other girls. I remember one time when we went to the same school we'd sometimes talk about girls the way I think boys our age would've. She's never directly said anything about her sexuality, but like you said it might've just been curiosity on her part, plus she's tried to boyfriend someone. So I don't know, it's just a suspicion but I'd bet on meme bisexual.
I'll be gone for a bit, dinner

>>37910589
>Why are people being so cruel to Deer?
Because he deserves it for being such an asshole and still acting like didn't screw over Laura's life on purpose.

>>37910709
You should ask your sister if she wants to """hang out""" with your cute dyke friend, maybe some magic will happen.

What's the age difference between your imoutos?

>>37910956
>14 years old
pls dude imoutos are not for lewd

>>37910709
>meme bisexual
Yeah I guess. I've never talked about girls that way with my imouto but she's commented on girls being cute/hot before. Although that might've just been so we have some common ground so to say.

>>37910956
>wanting Ella to get cucked by her imouto
Easy there Satan

>>37911032
I disagree. Who knows how I would have ended up if I had some fun when I was younger? Happier and stupider, probably.

>>37907838
Did kissy say she wad leaving or something ive missed the thread for the last month

>>37911043
Well some other girl is already having sex with her brother, so she's already a semi-cuck anyway.

>>37911163
She apparently got a new home with her brother and she's currently working on renovating it, so she doesn't have much time to post, she pops in once in a while.

>>37911163
she's dead, anon.
>>37911169
same with Laura, with both her daddy and k.

>>37911198
>same with Laura
Hey that's right, Laura is now being double cucked.

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>>37911169
I don't think that's already happening, actually.

>>37911163
She's around, just busy with cow things. Like getting dicked.

Relaxed evening so here's my gin tonic.

>>37911280
>Those graphics
>That plant
I wish I was you

>>37911169
Uhh explainn
>>37911253
And how is she being double cucked

>>37910956
I'd rather not do magic with my sister.
>age difference between your imoutos
About 2 years, oldest is 16.
>>37911169
He's just going out with her.
>>37911280
N-nice aesthetic

>>37911318
>graphics
You mean the TV? That's low-res Scrubs.
And the plant is a sad excuse for orchids.
Being me is pretty fun as soon as they find something against migraines.

>>37911481
>N-nice aesthetic
Thanks Ella. N-no homo of course.

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>>37911198
>>37911253
I'm not being double cucked, we aren't in a relationship and he has no reason to not talk to some girl
When I come back in a few hours I better not see anymore "double cucked" posting it I'm shooting the thread up

>>37911598
Hey you weren't in a relationship with your dad either and that didn't stop anyone (not even you) from calling you a cuck, face it short cake you're 'Double Cuck Girl' now.
>>37911598
>I better not see anymore "double cucked" posting it I'm shooting the thread up
Try it bitch, I'll bury you alive.

>>37911481
Before you know it "just going out" is going to turn into "coming over and fucking every day". Enjoy the sweet lovemaking sounds coming from your brother's room that you wish were you, cuck.

>>37911818
That was pretty savage.
Maybe Laura has some tips.

I really missed the trip bullying

Now we just need Austrias sister to come back from the US with some qt tall girl so the itty-bitty titty committee cuck trio is complete

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>>37912001
>itty-bitty titty committee cuck trio is complete
This needs to happen.

>>37912001
Cuck is being used so horribly inflationary these days.

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This is my official waifu.

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>>37912541
Cute, what planet does she come from?

>>37912275
I hate when language stops meaning anything
Please let our words retain definitions

>>37912643
The pussy wetting planet

>>37912541
You're my official waifu

>>37912541
I've no idea who that is but she's kinda cute.

>>37912646
I know, makes me want to go live in some cabin in Norway with my sisters.

>>37912690
Oh stop, you're making me blush.

>>37912712
She was a contestant on The Great British Bake Off and she is not only beautiful she's gay, a cynic, and just oozes glamour and grace.

>>37912767
It's true, I wanna party with you

>>37912767
>gay, cynic, and just oozes glamour and grace
Sounds pretty fun. I respect your tastes even if it's 3D

>>37913459
It's an advice thread for familial concerns or attraction.
The trips you see here are people who've wanted help or discussion and keep us updated on their lives.

Hey! Seems like a quiet weekend for everyone, huh?

>>37914389
Pretty much yeah. I'm just watching TV in bed, my sister isn't home yet, neither is my mom and my doggo's asleep.

>>37914488
Did you masturbate just before turning on the TV?

>>37914546
It's actually just a tablet.
And no. I don't masturbate constantly you know.
Plus I did in the shower earlier.

>>37914389
Just more runescape and work tomorrow. I'm going out for dinner with my mom tonight. No word from dad.

>>37914688
Any idea where you're going for dinner?
And what's keeping you busy in runescape?

I'm just slowly leveling in ffxiv, myself, but might go for a walk or something soon cus I'm feelin a little stiff.

>>37914749
No I don't know. She said she'll decide when it's time to go.

I'm just doing quests. I took a few days break to get a few skills in and now I'm back to it.

>>37914839
Well, let us know what you do get to eat when it happens!
And have fun with your quests! That's basically all I'm doing n my game, too.

Bump full of sleepiness

>>37911716
That's because everyone defaulted to calling me Cuck Girl
>I'll bury you alive
That's a horrific fear of mine, up there with being boiled, eaten, or trash compactor-ed alive

so laura and austria are the same person right?

>>37915907
How did you figure it out?

>>37915746
No fear of drowning?

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>>37915746
All depends on the way of being buried alive..

>>37916281
It's up there, but the rest are a rung above it

>>37916327
Bear quick! Post one of your stories, that makes you look like an autist and makes us all wonder how you even got a sister-wife.

>>37915746
>boiled, eaten or trash compactor-ed
That's pretty metal.
I always thought being burned alive would be the worst, especially after reading up on white phosphorus.

>>37916441
Her friend brought over pizza. It's Domino's. Is that somewhere in the area you wanted?

>>37915746
>>37916467
I always had a fear of being squished and I guess buried is close to that.
I do not expect I will die such a terrifying and exciting death, though.

>>37916527
More or less, you dense sister-fucker.

>>37916527
Domino's is gross, tell her friend you hate her for subjecting you to it
And bear hug your sister

>>37916615
>dominos is 50% off on mondays in canada
I don't care what you think about it I aint passin up cheap pizza

>>37916658
If you pay half price for shit, you're still buying shit

>>37916576
Heh, sorry that it isn't what you wanted to read I guess. Nothing really happening besides the move.
>>37916615
>hating in free pizza
I fucking ate it up like the good friend I am. Keep talking shit, Deer. See what happens.

>>37916680
Bad analogy cus its food not shit
I thought you were better than this, deer

>>37916571
>I do not expect I will die such a terrifying and exciting death
Well you'd hope so, if I could choose I'd probably die with a healthy 90, painless, eating at Jiro's in Tokyo and then just falling over when my heart gives out after the last o-toro.
Also my imouto is home, she had a nice night, didn't get really drunk but seems exhausted so she's going to bed.

>>37916615
There's no such thing as bad pizza. There's exactly two categories, there's good pizza, and then there's pizza. Unless it's ruined with being burned or the dough is incorrectly done.

>>37916707
You only slightly terrify me
Crush your sister's ribs and break her back

>>37916712
>its food not shit
If you say so

>>37916767
Good to hear. Go cuddle with the octopus girl

>>37916767
Yeah, I also have hopes of growing old, myself. Who knows what the future will have in store.
I'm glad your sister had fun! Seems good she didn't drink too much, I hope she feels fine in the morning!

>>37916816
Ha, what's there the be terrified by? Aren't you taller than me? And no, I'm not going to start snapping and breaking my sister's bones.

>>37916817
>who knows what the future will have in store
True, yeah. Sometimes I just randomly think "I could jump in front of a train at any time". L'appel du vide I guess.
Yeah she's feeling fine, I told her to go drink some water before going to sleep, but she seems pretty relaxed/good.

What if all my family lives back in Iceland while I do not?

>>37911544
Forgot to acknowledge the Scrubs, love that show
>>37916327
Yea that doesn't look fun either
>>37916571
Yea I've got no reason to die like that, I'm not important enough
>>37916767
I'd like to die when I'm too old to do anything, whatever age that is, calmly in my home, sitting on the couch alone
Not that I wouldn't want to have people who care about me, but I'd rather have some peace and quiet in my last moments

>>37916964
Please don't jump in front of any trains austria I would miss you!

>>37917057
You don't think you could have peace and quiet with other people around?

Also I'm watching scrubs now, too, I had moved it on my laptop from my external and forgot about it until austria mentioned it

>>37917107
Not really, no
Enjoy the show

>>37917057
>love that show
I don't think I've ever met anyone who doesn't like Scrubs.
>calmly in my home
Yeah or that. I just don't want to die in a hospital, I'm actually sorta terrified of it.

>>37917107
>please don't jump in front of any trains
Of course not, it's just an odd thought I have occasionally, I wouldn't do it. Seems pretty inconsiderate.

>>37917107
>Not really, no
Damm that's cold as fuck, would you actually deny your kids and husband from spending your last moments with you?

>>37917298
I'd prefer to be alone I think, but for their sake I'd be with them
Maybe I'll change my mind one day

These threads are the worst thing I can imagine. You all are losers and society hates you so you cling to the one thing that hates you less, family. But don't be mistaken, they're not as emotional and delusional as you, and you should have no reason to believe that if you've been rejected by everyone else that your family should reject you too. You're being only a nuisance to them with this SELFISH faux-affection.

Invariably the first response to this will be "but no it's not like that my family loves each other and my sister loves me and it's all good" and that will make you feel warm in fuzzy inside; after all how is affection towards family possibly a bad thing? It's not a bad thing in general, but it is when robots do it in this manner.

>>37917375
I wouldn't worry too much about that. Chances are the circumstances of your death will make you act in ways you never expected.

>>37917387
I think you have the wrong impression of what's happening here

>>37917414
Oh, let's guess everyone's death!
Laura, killed by her mother after cucking her
Ella, old age, smoking dank legal weed with her brother
Kissy, heart crushed by her own cowtits
Austria, liver failure from pills/alcohol/both
Deer, murder victim. Doesn't matter who

>>37917536
Are you admitting you're going to murder deer?

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>>37917536
>Laura, killed by her mother after cucking her
>implying Laura could cuck anyone
At most her mother would finally get tired of Laura still trying to have sex with her daddy everyday and kills her.
>Kissy, heart crushed by her own cowtits
pic related.
>Austria, liver failure from pills/alcohol/both
>Deer, murder victim. Doesn't matter who
Kinda realistic, actually.

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>>37917692
>kinda realistic
Please, I'm just gonna buy some African kid for their organs. We literally made a TV show about that last year.

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>>37917536
>heart crushed by own tits
Okay this was actually pretty funny 10/10

Also I found Laura's cat

>>37917810
Hey cow, how's the house doing? Almost finished?

>>37917692
Hey
Shut up
>>37917794
Fair
>>37917810
He wishes he was that cool

>>37917901
Pretty much done I just haven't been around the thread lately.
>>37917955
I wish I was that cool

>>37918139
How's the pregnancy going?

>>37917810
Hi kissy.
Hope you're doing well!
Also coolest cat.

>>37918139
>Pretty much done
Always great to hear that you're doing alright. Thanks again for reuniting me with Sachiko.

>>37918352
What are you doing today beargguy?

>>37918430
Killing time waiting for another friend of my sister's to get out of work, but it's getting a bit late. Don't really know her too well besides the time I nudged her tit, but hopefully it'll be a nice time.
I'm really being slow at setting some other stuff up though, and I wanna get back to drawing. Anything up with you?

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>>37918500
Hope you have fun
What does everyone think of you guys moving in together?

>>37918912
I think I've said it before, but her butt buddy has said that she's surprised that she still has to deal with me, but glad I'm still here. Don't really keep up with her little group, but the one she's currently trying to catch up with has said that it's nice that I'm helping out my sister. Parents are cool with it now, but our dad keeps calling us ever since he spent the first night with us.

I'm Audi 500.. people still say that, right? Hope you're well into looking into new interests, Laura.

>>37919118
Seems like after a but stuff will normalize and you guys can do your stuff regularly
No one says "Audi 500" anymore, I actually typed Audi and my phone recommended A4
Being the indirect idiot I am, I had to lead the conversation into my dad either recommending boxing himself, or getting close enough for me to say it
He said any of the gyms here are bound to have something related to it
Of course, I could never go there and let out all my autistic rage onto a bag in public, so I'll figure something out
honestly, I just want to punch something and yell at it in privacy

>>37919201
You can punch me and yell as much as you'd like, I won't complain

>>37919243
That's not as fun anon, it'd be different

I wonder who has more patience here

>>37920123
Well these threads aren't going stop anytime soon. Doubt 'they' can keep at it for months.

It looks like it's three spammers.

How disappointing. I was hoping for something good, an "army" so to speak. Not a small LAN party.

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This is a message to the pirates from Todd Howard. I am coming for you. Run and I will catch you. Hide and I will find you. No matter what you do, you are going to die

>>37907838
An attorney (A.K. Cook) oversees a series of medical tests conducted on an afflicted loner (Brian Scott O'Connor) suspected of slaughtering an entire family during a camping trip, and discovers that he's a lycanthrope when he escapes to embark on a terrifying urban rampage.
Rating: R (for strong horror violence, gruesome images and language)
Genre: Horror
Directed By: William Brent Bell
Written By: William Brent Bell, Matthew Peterman
On Disc/Streaming: Sep 23, 2014
Runtime: 89 minutes
Studio: Universal Pictures

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I like you guys. Post in our r9k group.

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THE SOFTWARE IS A X86-64 BIT, MULTI-TASKING, MULTI-CORED, PUBLIC DOMAIN, OPEN SOURCE, RING-0-ONLY, SINGLE ADDRESS SPACE, NON-NETWORKED, PC OPERATING SYSTEM FOR RECREATIONAL PROGRAMMING.[3]

THE OPERATING SYSTEM WAS DESIGNED TO BE THE THIRD TEMPLE ACCORDING TO DAVIS AND USES AN INTERFACE SIMILAR TO A MIXTURE OF DOS AND TURBO C.

DAVIS DESCRIBES THE OPERATING SYSTEM AS A MODERN X86-64 COMMODORE 64 WITH A VARIATION OF C (NAMED HOLYC) IN PLACE OF BASIC.[1]

DEVELOPMENT FOR TEMPLEOS BEGAN IN 2003 AFTER DAVIS SUFFERED FROM A SERIES OF MANIC EPISODES THAT LEFT HIM BRIEFLY HOSPITALIZED FOR MENTAL HEALTH ISSUES.[1][4]

DAVIS IS A FORMER ATHEIST WHO BELIEVES THAT HE CAN "TALK WITH GOD" AND THAT GOD TOLD HIM THE OPERATING SYSTEM HE BUILT WAS GOD'S THIRD TEMPLE.

ACCORDING TO DAVIS, TEMPLEOS IS OF 'DIVINE' INTELLECT DUE TO THE INSPIRED NATURE OF THE CODE. ACCORDING TO DAVIS, GOD SAID TO CREATE THE OPERATING SYSTEM WITH 640X480, 16 COLORS DISPLAY AND A SINGLE AUDIO VOICE.

THE OPERATING SYSTEM WAS CODED IN A PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE DEVELOPED BY DAVIS IN C/C++ CALLED "HOLYC".[2]TEMPLEOS DELIBERATELY HAS NO NETWORK SUPPORT.

IT RUNS 8-BIT ASCII WITH GRAPHICS IN SOURCE CODE AND HAS A 2D AND 3D GRAPHICS LIBRARY, WHICH RUN AT 640X480 VGA WITH 16 COLORS.[2]

LIKE MOST MODERN OPERATING SYSTEMS, IT HAS KEYBOARD AND MOUSE SUPPORT. IT SUPPORTS FAT32 AND REDSEA, WHICH WAS CREATED BY DAVIS, FILE SYSTEMS WITH SUPPORTED FILE COMPRESSION.[5]

HOLYC IS A VARIATION OF C, DEVELOPED BY DAVIS, THAT IS THE PROGRAMMING LANGUAGE OF TEMPLEOS.

IT IS USED TO INTERACT WITH THE SHELL, WITH WHICH YOU CAN WRITE AND EXECUTE ENTIRE PROGRAMS FROM THE SHELL.

THE IDE THAT COMES WITH TEMPLEOS SUPPORTS SEVERAL FEATURES, SUCH AS EMBEDDING IMAGES IN CODE.sjhzhgh

lol

what a shitty raid

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Do you family hugging faggots seek to repent yet?

>>37920817
This raid is straight trash, honestly it's awful. I'm sure the two of you will stop soon and we'll be back to normal.

Simply pitiful. If you're going to pretend that you're the "r9k army" at least have more than three spammers. You guys should be embarrassed. Did you really think that this would stop us from posting?

>>37920989
The thread looks pretty ruined to me.

>>37921039
But we've had daily threads since something like September. We've been derailed and crashed numerous times. Honestly there's nothing you could do to stop us unless your friends decided to spam 24/7 for months. Seriously once you go to bed tonight we'll be back to normal and none of us will care.

>>37921067
spammer's folly, huh?

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What the hell is going on here?
Is this hell?
Have I finally died?
Thank god.

These same faggots have done this to other threads this is nothingg new i mean they arent even original e ough to use a new pasta for derailing different threads

Is it time to range ban a few ISPs again?
I'm guessing I need to get myself a pass.

>>37921098
They're obviously a bunch of dunces at this point. If they can continue past the next couple days I would be shocked. We'll be fine.

>>37921103
wew

Why exactly is derailing our thread of such value to you that you're wasting your time with this? It's obviously going to be fruitless. Is this really so important that would spam a single thread for months? Is that how far your life has fallen?

How much do you guys wanna bet that these are the same guys who roll around saying "I miss when threads threads were good" or "can you guys use a consistent name?" gathering together to spam because we hurt their feelings?

>But I will PREVAIL

Man, is that some autism or what?

See? The faggots got tired and quit.

>>37921738
I'd give it a few more minutes until I'd say they've truly quit but we all knew what was going to happen.

Reminder that you're spamming a thread on an image board for literally no reason. You're wasting hours of your life to spam a thread that you could put away by shift clicking it. You're "protecting" a board that is 40% gay posting, 40% cuck/BBC posting, 19% >tfw no gf, and 1% actually content.

Reminder you're wasting your time trying to kill one of the few threads that is actually worthwhile.

Reminder that you could be doing something worthwhile with this time.

Reminder that things like this is why you'll die bitter, lonely, and untouched.

>>37921930
> Anonymous 06/23/17(Fri)21:40:22 No.37921930
[Post a Reply]
l0l STtaAy mAD cUcK

>>37922179
>facebook memes

How disgusting.

>>37922179
Stay mad? If anything you're the one who is clearly upset here. We aren't the ones spending hours spamming one thread for no reason. At least I have something that makes me somewhat happy.

at least i got more spam to add to my filters

>>37919469

>having friends
>browsing this board
>thinks people can have friends on a anonymous website

Get out normie.

These threads are so fucking annoying. Jesus christ go be incest fetishist pedophiles elsewhere.

>>37922270
Would that thing happen to be family? How's your family relationships?

>>37922409
And everything is back to normal again.

Man I wish underage users couldn't post. Can't wait for the summer to be over.

>>37922409
>implying pedophiles aren't robots

Nigga were not normalfags at all.

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>>37922528
>he thinks it will end after summer is over
hownew.ru?

>>37922566
Just a general statement. People have been fussing with the whole "purge /r9k/" meme on and off throughout the year, it's no big deal.

I swear the faggots who kick up a fuss are the same ones who came here from the election/muh gamergate and are ironically normier than the people they're trying to get rid of.

>using newfag as an off the cuff insult
You're making it too easy.

Lol are you guys seriously going to waste your time for days on this? You aren't even close to the brigading we've had in the past yet. These threads are resilient. They're been a daily thing since before you first found 4chan after all.

Guess everybody has to sleep sometimes. Even the shitposters.

There's a really crazy storm going on outside. It's pretty intense. It's weighted blanket and headphones time. I'll let you know if I survive.

>go on lunch break
>200+ new posts
>first one is an "ultimatum" for /hyf/
>haven't read the others yet
Told you fuckers not to be "courteous." As always, ignore any and all shitposting, they'll leave after getting bored.

Oh my there's a lot of spam, isn't there?

>>37923684
Good luck soldier, hope you find some sleep.

>>37923684
I've always believed in you!

Did it stop?

>>37923684
Did you still aliv?

One of the shitposts reminded me. Why is party rock anthem the newest shitpost spam? I saw dozens a day before I got one filter to work for all of them

Oh, it's back. How swell.

Bump of love and kindness from page 8

>1860 (You)s while I was asleep
Wew. The autism is in full swing huh.
Morning everyone

>>37924349
I think it spilled over from /tv/

>>37925819
Good morning

What's everyone up to today?

>>37925976
About to pull some money from an atm for groceries later, go home, shower, maybe eat, then sleep. What about you?

>>37926082
I'm not happy-chan just so you know
You should definitely eat something before sleeping. I'm just relaxing, I've nothing to do on the weekends so most times I just lay in for the day.

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>>37925976
Hey there.
Nothing much. Still bit of a headache and debating whether I'll go out tonight, but not really in the mood.
For now I'm gonna go make myself and my sister some croque madame for breakfast/brunch.

>>37925976
I'm going to meet my friend in the city soon. We'll just walk around and then go back for dinner, after that I'll sleep over at hers. Haven't met her parents yet so that's going to be a little weird.
>>37926160
Nice, enjoy your breakfast. I made buttered egg sandwiches for my sisters earlier, although I was planning on only making one for myself. Stupid puppy eyes.
Hope your headache passes quickly.

>>37926226
>"Hi, friends parents! I'm Ella and I'll be sleeping over a lot. We'll try to be quiet but no promises."
>stupid puppy eyes
Yeah, I know. My sister isn't even awake yet and I can already imagine the look she'll give me.

>>37926250
I meant more as in they know she's a lesbian and are probably going to have expectations and ideas about me, it makes me kind of uncomfortable knowing that.
And we'll definitely be quiet
I swear little sisters give the sweetest looks whenever they want something from you. It's criminal.

>>37926390
Well, contrary to popular opinion, lesbians are allowed to have female friends they don't sleep with. So, they don't immediately need to jump to (in your case, right) conclusions.
I wouldn't worry about it in any case.
>and we'll definitely be quiet
If you can manage that, she needs more practice.

Oh wow he's still at it. Whoever makes the next thread, don't use /hyf/

>>37926148
Lunch was two hours ago so I had a pudding cup and a slice of pizza

>>37926250
You're supposed to sleep with the octopus-puppy hybrid

>>37926579
>You're supposed to sleep with the octopus-puppy hybrid
Well, that's what would've usually happened anyway but since she was out with friends last night I figured maybe she'd prefer the comfort/privacy of her own bed - if not she's always welcome to sleep in mine, she knows that.

>>37926510
>female friends they don't sleep with
There's nothing weird about friends sleeping together. In the same single bed. Pushed into each other in a friendly way so they don't fall off.
Yeah I'm not going to talk to them much so it's not going to be on my mind for long. There'll be something to distract me, anyway.
>she needs more practice.
She's had more than me in this case
As much as I joke about it it's unlikely anything like that will happen, we'll probably just relax for a bit and then go to sleep. It's nice just being around each other and chilling.
Anyway I have to go now

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>>37926660
Nothing weird at all.
>pushed into each other
What exactly were you planning on pushing into each other? I have a few suggestions.
>it's unlikely anything will happen
Well, you say that, but it's really only up to you and her. If you want something to happen, it will. But yeah, no hurry, you know I'm just teasing.
In any case I'm sure you'll have fun.
Maybe start off talking about noodling to get the juices flowing.

216 posts now, guess a mod/janitor got them. Thanks to whoever it was

>>37926628
>she's always welcome to sleep in mine, she knows that
Are you sure she knows? I'd think she'd do it a lot more if she knows

>>37926660
Good luck, have fun

Goodnight all

>>37926844
>Are you sure she knows
Yeah, of course she does. We've been sharing beds all our lives.
Good night Deer

Page 9 bump of love

Austria was banned due to avatar-posting.
She probably won't be able to talk for the next few days, but remember that it's likely due to the attention called to the thread earlier.

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>>37928359
>Austria was banned due to avatar-posting.
For God's sake Austria

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>>37928359
I'm sure a strange new trip coming from some weird IP that's never been here before will visit us soon enough, right?

>>37928482
Ban evasion will only make it worse, I think we should be on our best behaviour for a while

>>37928504
Yup we should.
I wonder if there's any incestuous lesbian couples in other European countries. But that'd be too weird, let's not think about that.

Morning my niggys. Yesterday went well I think. Spent a bit of time sitting there in silence as her friend and my sister caught up a bit. Whenever she finally asked me about things, I showed her pictures of my Gunpla and a box as well, so I think I've cemented the thought in her that I am actually pretty cool guy.

>>37919201
>stuff will normalize and you guys can do your stuff regularly
Eh, I hope so. I think things are just going to get progressively stressful as time goes on.
>honestly, I just want to punch something and yell at it in privacy
We brought over the Minion plush, so she'll probably still give it hell.. makes me wonder a bit. Anyways, maybe that could be up your alley? Why not run? You already take walks, maybe a bit more aggressive approach to it might help cool you down instead of beating the ever living shit out of an inanimate object. If not, then I'm curious you're up to investing in a punching bag at home. Any bit of privacy you can find for yourself and you can scream and wallop on it all you want.
>>37928359
That's a sucky shame. Thought the spam would be the worst thing to happen to this thread.

>>37928359
>won't be able to talk for the next few days
Rip thread activity, it was fun while it lasted.

>>37928729
>I think things are just going to get progressively stressful as time goes on.
But your family will leave you alone after a while surely, and it wouldn't be too hard to keep your relationship secret since the concept is so alien to most people. Things'll calm down after a while.

>>37928851
I'm sure Beargguy and the cuck girls will keep it going.

I've never seen mods clear spam like that before. I appreciate it, whoever you are. I'm going to work soon and I'm supposed to help start a big reorganization of a chunk of the store. I'm unsure if I'll like it or not.

>>37929381
>family will leave you alone after a while
Maybe. Don't really think we'd be able to completely get away from them. And I don't mean that like that stupid thought I had about abandoning her friend, which I got a comment about it being "cold" of me.
Actually got chewed out a bit by my sister when I told her about it. Eh, probably worrying too much again. Hope you're doing well, Anon.
>>37929392
Pretty impressive. Saw the mess late night before going to bed and woke up to a clean thread. Let's hope you enjoy your time though. Wishing for the best.

>>37929522
Yeah, it was crazy last night. I'm glad they did something at all. Going out of their way to clean up was a surprise.

Just woke up to see a nice clean thread, thank you based janitor/mod.

Good morning everyone! Seems awfully quiet, despite the clearing of the spam

>>37930526
Yeah, it's a slow day today
How is everyone?

rip Austria-sama
>>37931007
I'm not too bad, I had a nice day out with my friend today just walking around the city. After dinner I'm going to hers to sleep over so I'll be gone for a while.
Also my brother went out to have his own dinner with his not-quite-but-pretty-much-gf a while earlier and I managed to hug him a little instead of run away. Considering everything I hope they have a nice time.

My mom dragged me out to do random errands because "did that sentence end in a question mark?", then we ate
It was alright
>>37928729
Yea, maybe things could get harder, who knows
Best of luck anyways
Maybe running
But maybe actually going out could be good, get some fresh air, maybe socialize

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>>37931398
>so I'll be gone for a while.
Ara ara

Middle of the day "no one's around" bump

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>>37931398
>RIP Austria-sama
Dead but not forgotten!
t. NotAustria

I miss Germany-chan, I hope her onee-san comes back from Canada soon.

>>37931398
>I'm going to hers to sleep over
Remember to clean the sheets and take a shower with her after you're done.

>>37931441
>My mom dragged me out to do random errands
At least you got to do something worthwhile, that doesn't happen very often.

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>>37932739
Am I being rused? Come on now

>>37933063
>I miss Germany-chan, I hope her onee-san comes back from Canada soon.
Kek
>At least you got to do something worthwhile, that doesn't happen very often.
True...

>>37933360
What did you guys get to eat
I'm bored at work, anyways..
Why don't more people want beer in the afternoon? Please visit my liquor store

>>37933425
Sandwiches at this place
No one in my family drinks, sorry

>>37933929
Oh based Kissy.
>>37933157
Well getting a VPN wouldn't be any trouble for Austria-ojou-sama, but still who knows maybe it is a ruse.

>>37933929
>I was the one that went through and reported them
Global rule breaking, be careful Kissy

>>37933929
>Guys I saved the day! I reported people!

I'm sure everyone was reporting the whole time
don't pretend that you're special for it.

>>37934010
Huh calling reports is rule breaking? I see that all the time though, even more than saging posts.
>>37934015
Never said I was the only one

>>37934083
>Well I was the one that went through and reported them
>I was the one
>I
>the one

It isn't a hug your family thread without kissy trying to be the center of attention.

>>37933157
A ruse? The 30s have called, they want their words and shitty airplanes back.
Obviously not just Austria can quote Archer. Because I'm not Austria. Obviously.

Found out that there such things a fidget cubes when I went to a gas station. This world is fascinating.
>I managed to hug him a little instead of run away.
Happy to know things are changing I guess. Have an nice time.
>>37931441
You did a bit with those old friends. I'm sure you'll be able to of you keep able to it. No harm to keep on trying. Anything with the guitar thingamajig?
>>37934134
Stop the bullying.

>>37934543
Did you buy one? Why not just sell rubic's cubes?

>>37934543
Yea, I'm sure everyone gets some kind of performance anxiety
Haven't really looked into the guitar thing, I'll focus on one thing at a time

>>37934865
Nope. Don't really see what's so crazy about them, just found it funny that they had to advertise it on their signs. Rather purchase a rubics cube though.

>>37935008
Maybe you said it earlier in the thread, but what hobby are you trying next? Running?

>>37935020
It is kind of funny to watch, amazing how quick even marketing trends switch hands these days.

>>37935212
Slow down there anon, all I've got right now is maybe boxing in a gym when exactly I'll get around to it I don't know, probably next weekend

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>>37935212
Let's hope Gunpla is the next worldwide craze
>>37935297
I say just buy a big plush and pound the shit outta of it. Adds the your room and a way to let it all out.

>>37935297
Oh, I had thought you moved past that cus you weren't keen on boxing around other people
But if you're down with it I think that's excellent and sounds like a lot of fun!
You should beat me up once you get strong

>>37935376
Doesn't your sister do that, then apologize and smooth out the lumps? Maybe I'm thinking of something else

>>37935819
Laura is strong, just not very much so physically

>>37935376
I can't hit stuffed animals
>>37935819
Nah, decided it'd be good to get out and potentially socialize, even if I don't want to, no harm in trying

>>37935883
No, you're right. She doesn't apologize though, just noticed that the dents she leaves in gets smoothed out the next time I see it. I wanna be that plush.
>>37935943
Doesn't have to be an animal. I'm sure there's something out there you hate in plush form.

>>37936052
What if I hate punching bags?

>>37936505
Then do what martial artists do. Tape some newspaper to a wall and punch that.

>>37936635
It was supposed to be a joke
Ya know, he said instead of using a punching bag, make a plushie out of something you hate, and I said "what if I hate punching bags?"

>>37936635
I don't think she wants to break her fingers again

>>37936656
I got the joke

>>37936656
Oh right. Don't mind me, I'm just being a drunken retard.

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>>37936505
If punching bags are too expensive, here is a cheap option. No need to go to a gym or anything.

>>37936690
It's okay anon, I miss jokes too
>>37936732
They're not too expensive, but I'd be okay with punching Mickey Mouse

>hug onee-san
>she is surprised
>"are you ok anon?"
>"mhmm"
>"ok then"
>she hugs me back

feelsgoodman

>>37936847
Very cute. Hug her again just to be sure.

>>37936847
Cute anon, real cute

>>37936505
Whu do you hate yourself? That's no good

I will never understand you
If you love this woman, go get her
What are you waiting for?

>>37937575
FUCKING
TITCOW
GENOCIDE
WHEN????

>>37937722
Laura get really good at beating up big bags (boxing bag) and take that experience to the street and destroy the big bags you see there (big floppy tits)

>>37937784
I've got enough experience in punching girls boobs
I just need to find this one...

>>37937828
I support your quest 100%
You'll destroy this girl!

don't say hyf for the next thread