>decide to finally try to be social
>go to the nearest club and go in line
>see I have to step through a virgin detector
>bouncer motions me through and tells me not to hold up the line
>too embarrassed to step out of line and go home
>as soon as I walk through loud noises go off
>bouncer punches me in the stomach
>he lifts me up by the collar and throws me in the gutter
>mfw everyone laughs at me and says things like, "Haha another one tried to get in!"