>go to grocery store, pick up a couple 'party size'

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>>37898727
They want more OP. To see you run.

>>37898727
We feast on your suffering. Normie hurting normie is a friendly banter. Normie hurting robot is a glorious victory, pushing weak.

>>37898727
he just wanted to join the party.

cashiers are dead inside.

>>37898727

you should have said "in my pants" with a straight face and caressed her hand while taking your change

>>37898727
What the fuck is Is wrong with you

>>37898918
name what op did wrong

>>37898958
buying two party sized bags of crisps

>>37898727
next time say "on your panties if you give me your number"

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>go to pay for groceries
>realize too late I brought the wrong wallet
>all the bra pics I cut out of newspaper inserts spill out of my wallet onto the checkout station
>just ran like hell
>realize I left my phone
>fuck it, it's gone forever
now I have to drive 45 minutes to the only other grocery store

>>37898727
>bringing your groceries to the cashier

fuck off normie

true robots use the self-checkout

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>he doesn't strickly use establishments with self checkout to avoid any unnecessary human interaction ie. bullshit and games