>gf got a dog It's all over now lads isn't it

>>37896383
If I had a gf and she got a male dog, I would dump her in a second

>>37896383
have a rough threesome

Assuming she got a male dog you are OVER if she's white.
White girls fuck dogs, it's just fact.
If she's some racemixing cunt then she wont touch the dog and will be willing to get it neutered.

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>>37897480
>shes white
>its a male dog

I think I'm going to break up with her

>>37897622
Sorry friendo, this is the endo. That dog has already licked her disgusting roastie.

>>37896383
>dog got a girlfriend

It's all over now lads isn't it

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You come home early and see Poochirone on top of your GF, what do?

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>>37896383

Holy shit you must have a small penis.

>>37897805
Fuck you it's right under 6 inches

>>37897787
>tfw gf gets barked

(._. )

>not being into this kind of thing

fucking gay

>>37897622
DOGGED

original you fucking cunt janitor

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Doge here

You're pretty much cucked.

t. doge

>>37897787
>what do?

fap like crazy

>>37896383
Is this for real though, or is this just insecure beta males making fun of themselves by this point? The latter would be funny, but the former is absolutely absurd.

>>37896781
>not a ruff threesome

you fucked up

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>>37898849
its for real faggot

>>37896383
B A R K E D

Original TM

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Well, OP. When she finally cucks you make sure she doesn't get ticketed for littering.

>>37897805
Dogs have big dicks, bro. A lot of breeds are bigger than humans. I thought this was common knowledge.

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Op I know it might seem far FETCHED, but I think the situation between you and your gf might get a bit RUFF... But you might not be with her FUR-EVER... Because SOME-PAWDY looks extremely cute, and I don't think he's going to pass up this PAWSIBLY pass up this OPPAWTUNITY.

Tell me you're pretending to be retarded, OP. I'd immensely pity you otherwise.

>>37899156
So, is the meme that they have long but thin pencil dicks false?

>>37896383
Women like dogs for the same reason they like babies. It's time to KNOCK THAT BITCH UP.

I'm talking about the grill of course.

>>37896383
Two can play at this game.

Go get yourself a female pupper and give that dog a bone.