so I just found my gf's of 3 months dildos under the bed.

>>37887738
i measured my thumb and annotated the image to give some reference.
I can't figure out the perpective though.

>>37887738
Serves you right little peen

your hand is like half a foot wide? Are you mickey mouse?

Bottom is about 7 top is like 9. Pretty normal girth.

It's just three months she could've had those long before she met you. Throw them away and she if she notices.

Go back and measure them you cuck, specifically girth

Smear them with bengay or whatever. Post results.

>>37887738
WHO THE FUCK CARES

She clearly had the dildos before fucking you so obviously she prefers your dick to a dildo.

A dildo is a soulless cold piece of silicon that she rams in her vagina.
50 dare I say 80% of the enjoyment of sex is the fact that you a have a living human being desiring you and reaching ecstasy with and because of you. A didlo cannot replace that.
A dildo can't foreplay, a dildo can't roleplay, a dildo can't talk or moan or whisper or scream.
How the FUCK can you be intimidated by a piece of plastic?

When the time comes,offer to use them on her.

>>37887860
it's so much bigger though. :( and she only cums when I go down on her.

obviously my cock is not enough to make her cum vaginally. Also I snooped on her computer and she does watch guys with big dicks of all kinds of races.

I think there's a pattern building up here of big dicks.

>>37887738
Left one is comparable to my penis. Feels alright.

>>37887738
So fucking what. I assume you don't just jack it to women who 100% look like your girlfriend, don't be an insecure faggot, she obviously chose you over the dildos because she's getting dicked by you. 90% of the enjoyment is being with someone else and clitoral stimulation, barely anyone ever orgasms vaginally.
Let her shlick in peace, jesus christ

Those are some cheap looking dildos. It's not like she inserts the whole length of them, she has to hold onto it somewhere. Also, I don't think you have a gf, those are yours.

>>37887906
Alright my dude,
let me tell you a secret.

You're an insecure beta.
Who cares if she enjoys dicks bigger than yours? Are you only your dick? IS THERE NOTHING ELSE ABOUT YOU SHE MIGHT DESIRE!?

As long as you're cumming stop worrying so much about her. Don't be super selfish but not having your girl come everytime is not something to lose sleep over.
If she leaves you for Tyrone Mandingo-dick who cares? She was a slut.
Get the fuck off my board and go talk to your gf.

>>37887738
What's wrong with this? She's just training to take a real dick.

>>37887906
master baiter. Average dik lik works best.

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I don't know what your baiting for, but apparently it works.

>>37887965
>>37887860
Lmao believing this roasties lies. She's going to be saying yohr dick size doesn't matter while messaging other guys asking how big their dicks are. The only way around this OP is date a virgin.

>>37888001
people bait for attention, why else?

>>37888001
Sweet, sweet (You)s.

>>37888001
>>37888069
>>37888086
Not bait really happened a few days ago. pls stop bully.

I honestly don't think I can be with her. I am telling you the porn she watches is as bad as anythng I watch. I thought girls were supposed to be better than that.

>>37888115
Are you retarded? Like, honestly? Why would girls be any better.

>>37888032
>If she leaves you for Tyrone Mandingo-dick who cares? She was a slut.

>>37888115
What are your cock's measurements?

>>37888157
He shouldnt be dating her in the first place is my point. He should be dating virgins.

>>37888115
this is still bait and if you are dead serious about being worried about what your girl wacks it to TALK to her. But you wont because you cant handle rejection or confrontation.

>>37888628
He would have an easier time finding a unicorn

>>37887738
We know they're really yours faggot.

>>37888750
Also
>it's now against the rules to post a pic of yourself
>posting a pic of your hand

EVERYONE REPORT THE ((((NORMALFAGGOT WITH A GIRLFRIEND))) FOR BREAKING THE RULES

>>37888628
>being so insecure you limit your dating pool to make sure no guy with a bigger peepee ever was near your pure gf

No, the answer is to get over your insecurities and be able to date whoever you want.

>>37887738
About 6.5
And 8 inches
Girth wise, they are both between 5-5.5

buy some extremely tight fleshlights

stash them in the house

await discovery

>>37887965
this

oregano postalano

>>37888860
>date whoever you want.
I do. They're virgins or have only had sex 1 or 2 men they were in a commited relationship with. Sorry I don't like washed up whores that finally realized their life was devoid of any meaningful connections, and are now searching for a provider.

>I'm just finally ready to settle down, you know?
The second I hear something like that it's over. Don't care who it is.

>>37888860
You cant get over you have something no control over
It's like telling someone to just stop being depressed.

>>37887738
If you're snooping around your girlfriend's stuff then you deserve whatever problems you're having. You're a bad boyfriend.

If your dick is seriously that small could you blame her for jilling off? You can't satisfy her so she finds a way to get off without cheating. Good on her.

>>37888946
Or instead of trying to pry into her past, you could just get to know her and leave the number of sexual partners up in the air. That way you can pretend she's your lily white virgin and you can see if she's a good person without heaping a bunch a presumed judgments on her based on something trivial like sex history.

>I'm just finally ready to settle down, you know?
Never heard a girl say this but I'm only 21, you must be in your 30s.

>>37888966
Sure you can, I used to be a bitter virgin hunter too, then I fucked my 4th girl and realised body count and sex history don't really matter.

>>37887738
Must be fucking terrible to have such a HUGE insecurities in your head.
You manage to get a gf and you worry about how she masturbate?
Are you a LITERAL child or just a manchild?

>>37887738
And you have porn with girls that are hotter than her, literally doesn't matter. The average vagina isn't as deep as you dick is long, if she wants to fit even the purple one all the way inside her, she'd have to shove it in her colon.

>>37889028
>you must be in your 30s
Close enough, I'm 28. At your age I didn't care about sexual history, that's because the number is probably low. Any time there's a big gap in their relationship history is another red flag. Not a deal breaker though. I'm very picky, so there's always years of being single, 1.5 right now. But I don't want a girl that just goes out and fucks whoever she's at the club. Do you realize how much more likely they are to cheat? All the statistics show that more partners equates to high divorce rate. I want a girl that values herself and her body and doesn't just use her holes to feel "enpowered" I want. But I also practice what I preach and don't engage in casual sex. Last time I got some was the last time my ex and I had sex.

>>37889294
Well as long as you practice what you preach I have no reason to judge. But honestly people are more than aggregate statistics. You should try to judge them individually and not just lump them into presumed groups based on stats which is why I suggested not even learning the number until you know who she is.

I can understand your position though, at that age it's only going to get harder and harder to start a relationship if you happen to choose a disloyal slut.

>>37889028
Birds of a feather flock together
No one cares that you're a slut yourself.

I can't get over my insecurities. They are not something I can physically change. So I will continue to remain bitter. Because that's the only thing I have left.

>>37889474
> Because that's the only thing I have left.

FUCKING LOL
are you OP? Because clearly you have more going for you than bitterness if you are on /r9k/ worrying about your GIRLFRIEND.
You know the thing we crave here?

And your hand is tighter than her pussy

Who cares?

>>37889536
no, I am not OP

>>37887738
Top one is prob about 8 inchs.

Wtf is the big deal now?

>>37889554
False equivalent
It would be like me buying a super tight flashlight and her bring insecure that I stick my dick in that when I'm not with her

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>>37887738
Can you even feel it when you fuck her?

>>37889393
>which is why I suggested not even learning the number until you know who she is.
That's a problem too though. If I find out later, it will still bother me. I would rather find out early on than catch feelings and have my heart broken

>I can understand your position though, at that age it's only going to get harder and harder to start a relationship if you happen to choose a disloyal slut.
Exactly. And I'm at an age now where the next one should probably be the last one, but I thought that about my ex too, which is why I'm so fucking picky. I'm not going to just settle for roastie who realized the clock is ticking and she's running out of time to find a provider, before her looks won't prop her up any more. Im fine with being a provider for a woman with dignity And who values herself, but I'm not settle on Tyrone and chads cum dump, I have no problem being alone. This is why I always date younger girls too. No one over 26, with 22-25 being ideal.

>>37889652
What the fuck is wrong with her asshole, it's like hanging out

>>37889673
That's a prolapse son

>>37889652
This is actually the kind of shit I fap to

>>37889724
You poor man. What happened to you?

>>37889660
>That's a problem too though. If I find out later, it will still bother me. I would rather find out early on than catch feelings and have my heart broken
Why? If it's not an insecurity issue then her being a genuinely good person who happened to have a 3+ past partners should be of no issue. Why would her past bodies be that important if she's faithful and virtuous and everything you want?

>>37889583
Well you got me giving you (You)s so there, bitterness isn't all you have.

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>>37889724
Me too, actually. Not even joking. Out of curiosities sake can you explain what you like about it?

>>37887738
>>37889660

My god you sound insecure and pathetic, no wonder she uses the dildos.

>>37887738
At least the big dildo is white

>>37889745
It's probably the sense of revelation, of a girl literally showing off her most intimate area in a vulgar fashion which appeals to me. I also like xeno and pumping though, so maybe weird looking genitals are just appealing to me.

>>37889742
Nothing happened to me, to make me like this. I always was.

>>37889744
>caring about yous
...Yeah

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>>37889795
I literally have a roastie fetish because I just like the idea of a dominate woman taking what she wants, I like gapping, sph, and a bunch of other stuff though. What's xeno?

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>>37889825
Oh yeah, amazons and musclegirls fall into categories of things that I like. Xeno is like, xenophilia, so /d/ threads with like, alien chicks that have exoskeletons and different appendages a la the attached image.

>>37889744
>If it's not an insecurity issue then her being a genuinely good person who happened to have a 3+ past partners should be of no issue. Why would her past bodies be that important if she's faithful and virtuous and everything you want?
Its not an insecurity/jealousy thing. If they've had a hand full of actual relationships, and slept with those guys idfc. Like I said, I want a girl with dignity, who values herself and has some semblance of self/impulse control, on par with my own. I don't want some bitch that just throws her body around.
(or maybe that was in the other thread where OPs gf got DP'd, I thought i was talking to you in both of them)

Just use them on her next time you have sex. Be creative.

My wife has that bottom dildo and it's girth is 5 inches. She can only take about 5 inches of it and it's too deep.

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fuck the purple one looks like it's 10 inches! oh no

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>>37890250
>>37889631
>>37888885
I don't think you guys are accurate. fuck

>>37887738
i don't understand why normies with girlfriends post here

>>37889742
I fap to it too. I like porn that's real. Most of those girls cannot even be overwhelmed by dick anymore, not since they were in like the ninth grade. So, you start fapping to more and more hardcore shit, until you get to that stuff. Also, I was into wrecking myself too.

tl;dr fake moaning causes it, and being into it yourself

>>37890752
Well, she has to grab it somewhere so that's like 7in insertible. Which still seems like a lot though.

>>37887906
>using :(
low tier bait

>>37890723

She has to hold it to move it, so you have to take off the width of her hand.
It's just a dildo, if you're worried about it then you should buy her a nice one to use while you eat her out. It'll be fine.

>>37887906
As a woman I have to say that cumming from internal stimulation is harder then cumming from having your clit licked. Don't be afraid of sex toys they can't replace you.

>tfw you will never have a gf
Fuck off, OP.

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>neurotypical normie LITERALLY bragging about his gf subtley and not a single person in the first 10 so much as raises an eyebrow

FUCK U OP, UR NOT A ROBOT

LEAVE

>>37890824
My dick is 7 inches.

>>37891094
Well, not boring old dildos.
A Lelo G-spot vibrator though? Oh boy.

>>37891379
Congrats, that's pretty big.

>>37887738
Why not just them on her since your little peen is obviously not up to her liking?

>>37891157
This is a normie board now. Why do you think the mod recently did a whiny baby with that sticky?

i'm literally 6'4 with an almost seven inch dick. and i'm not ugly. please, be my gf

>>37887738

So many roasties triggered in this thread because they know they're whores and can only invoke modern, hardcore pornography-inspired sexual mores to defend their whoredom. If you need to abandon yourself to a giant, floppy penis, you're pretty much a clown unworthy of being respected, ergo the tie-in with degradation, humiliation, and submission. These aren't minor kinks; it's a forceful confrontation with what is felt inside, and what one feels that they deserve. So, no coincidence that the garden variety tumblr feminist loves shaming men, and then being choked by those very same men. Clowns, with cum plastered on their glasses and their assholes gaped.

throw them out, she doesnt need them

>>37891460

To specifically stop normies from indulging in their mentally ill narcissism? Are you stupid?

>>37892522

This anon gets it. If you want to be a man, step up to the plate and throw out the shit she doesn't need. You already have a cock, she doesn't need another.

>>37892576
So, I assume you'd stop fapping if you ever get a girlfriend?

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This is the destiny of the cucks who fall prey of the 3D meme.

Enjoy betas

>>37887738
>Filename
Why would you lie like that?