*blocks your path*

go past them and go to my room

Do girls like rubbing their feet together when they hang out?

>>37886576
im 31 so i live alone unlike 99% of all newfaggot kids that spreads reddit cancer here these days

Oh sorry I have to do my workout in the living room because my room is small. Do you girls mind?

*teleports behind*

>>37886576
cheekily ask them if they're about to have a lesbian orgy, laugh to myself and walk into my room.

>>37886656
>ugh, why is anon such a creep?

Go to my room pretending noto to sede them

If I didn't notice my sister having friends over I was in either outdoors, in the bathroom or most likely, in my bedroom, which means that the room I most likely came to the living room from was my bedroom, so I would turn around and return to my room, but if I was outdoors or in the bathroom and needed to get to my room and through the living room was the only method, I would do as the first anon and walk past them if they don't bother me with anything.
Thank you for your time.

>>37886690
lmao virgin detected

Look at them, say "hi", walk into my room.

I dread the day when my sister starts having parties like that, she's already bringing cows home.

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>>37886576

>walk past them marching like German soldier and whistling Horst Wessel Lied

I wish i hadn't done that, fucking retarded brain

>>37886957
>Stops and stares at them for 20 seconds with mouth wide open
>h-h-hi
>Notices boner
>Tries to hide it with hands
>Walks past them almost tripping over yourself
>Hears them laughing while walking up stairs

Pretend to trip over and then roll around with my face at their feet. They are going to think I'm autistic freak no matter what I do.

I would come out with a nothing but towel wrapped around me. Then I quickly scout which one I want to breed with and walk into my room without saying anything.
All that time lifting just for this one moment.

>>37886576
The brunette is the only attractive one there.

>>37887026
a future chad

>>37887170
More like a future schoolshooter

>>37887178
>not perceiving blatant sarcasm

>>37887178
I've seen Jean Claude van Damme do that live in television

>>37887196
Why do you think I am here?

>>37887208
lol good point. My apologies my good fellow.

>>37887170
You mean this guy
>>37887105

Also, why are these scenarios so popular?

>>37886644
true wizard answer

>>37886576
>see them
>"Sis, you didnt tell me you'd have friends over"
>Greet them and go to my room
OR
>Get home drunk
>Look at them
>"COMPANY?"
>"Hi everyone, also sis dont fucking tell mom i came home drunk"
>Go to room
>

>>37887178
This site is 18+ mods please ban him

>>37887026
>not getting erectile dysfunction due to the stress
chad detected.

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>>37886576
>my sister's friends came over
>they're hanging out in her room
>I'm artistically playing guitar in my room
>mom bursts into my room
>leaves door open
>"ANON WHY AREN'T YOU TALKING TO THE GIRLS?!?!"
>"..."
>"GO AND TALK TO THE GIRLS ANON"
>"I-I don't wanna, mom"
>they're peeking out of my sister's room at this point
>"YOU'LL NEVER GET A GIRLFRIEND IF YOU DON'T TALK TO THEM"
>tfw almost burst into tears
>run to the bathroom and pretend to wash hands for 10 minutes

>>37886576
Nod and keep walking

>>37887330
I feel you man, I just wish I could play guitar too

Point at sis:"you guys get dumb of this dumb broad come find me, we'll have some real fun"

Go upstairs or starting fucking right away who knows

>>37887381
>Fucking up sentence while posting anonymously on a /r9k/ just thinking about girls

kek

>>37887381
truly alpha as fuck

>>37886576
I would hide in the bathroom until they leave. I have done this before kek

>>37886576
Sit with them. This has happened before and I'm an 8/10 so they want me around.

>still a KHV tho

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>>37887788
>I'm an 8/10
original

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>>37886639

>i'm old, alone, and have been on 4chan for a really long time

"Excuse me ladies."
>Walk past them.
>Head for my bedroom

>>37887330
>be like 14
>sister on spring break in college brings 4 other college girls
>we spend every night playing songs on rockband with everyone playing
>they're all fucking scrub tier easy difficulty and still failing
>I smash every song on expert
>they always swoon over how good I was
>one day show them all my sweet airsofy collection and show them all how to shoot in the back yard
>mfw I could've fucked any of them, if only I tried

>>37888108
why didn't you?
original

>>37888138
I had a gf at the time but she wouldn't even let me kiss her or anything, in retrospect I definitely should've to teach her a lesson

>>37886576
flirt with the ugliest one to throw them off their game

>>37886640
Jesus Christ, how small is your basement? The room in OP's picture is already small, and to add on to that, it's cluttered with furniture and guests. I don't think your fat ass is fitting in that room.

>>37887402
hahahahahaahahhahah

Hide in another room until they all leave (I've done it before...)

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Obviously worship their stinky and sweaty soles in order to be granted permission to return to my room.