wil any of u fembots pls be my gf

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I too, would like a girlfriend.

>>37882669

That pepe meme is so freakin adorable
Would contact fag just for that

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yes pls giv fembot gf to spend night drinking alcohol and fucking pls

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Having a loving robot girlfriend to spend my days with and relate to would make life that much more worth it.

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anyon wil do pls i beg u

>>37882669
Its very hard to date a 2d meme, little helper

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>>37883045
no girls will save us broder

we are doomed

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Do you listen to Pink Floyd? I only date guys that listen to Floyd

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>>37883133
hellu where do u liv
i only date gurls that liv in my area

>>37883133
actually yes i love pink floyd.

>>37883133
Why I'll never have a gf

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>>37883142
You live in Texas qt?

>>37883142

What area is that?
Origikneel

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>>37883173
>>37883175
south east fronce

>tfw no frogbot gf

any fembots in California
Oregano

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>>37883173
I'm not him but I live close to Texas
I do not listen to Pink Floyd though.

>>37883219

Sorry french frogg, i am amurican

>>37883221
Literally hundreds, California's a big guy.

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>>37883133
i libten to pink floyd
i love the wall and dark side of the moon
do not live in texas tho

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How bgi iz ur benis? Cun u sin g menasingli at mi in jermen? It is keenke

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>>37883241
>I don't listen to Pink Floyd
I literally said I only date dudes who listen to Floyd. Robots can't do anything right
>>37883253
>Normie taste in Floyd albums
Wow, robots make great bfs!

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You don't really want to be my boyfriend though

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Fembot please be my gf and I promise I will stretch out your butthole wider than you ever thought it could be

Tfw I will never find a fembot from Argentina to cuddle while playing metal gear

>>37883285
And why is that?

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>>37883307
Do fembots like their asses being stretched?

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>>37883329
Boys don't really like me (neither do girls) so you're better off not trying

>>37883332
I sincerely hope they do.

>>37883343
Have they ever told you why they don't like you?

>>37883343
Post photo of prolapse and will confirm

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>>37883361
they say I'm clingy and annoying

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>>37883274
i like their non-normie stuf too.
set the controls for the heart of the sun is my fave song

>>37883343
Yeah in other words you're just craving for attention

>>37883367
I'm pretty sure a good chunk of people find clinginess to be attractive and desirable.

What do they find annoying about you?

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>>37883389
I'm obsessive and try to talk to them whenever they get online, and often times tell them I love them, but then they just say it's annoying and eventually ask for a "break".

>>37883248
He said fembots not Staceys

>>37883379
u fukt up boi.

shes never gonna get with you ahahahaha

>>37883406
You sound nice, femanon, tell me about yourself

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>>37883367
I like clingy and I can just pretend like I'm listening to you when you get annoying. Post your zip code.

>>37883367
I want a gf who constantly clings to me like a baby koala and I just get used to her constantly being attached to me

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>>37883424
I'm 22 and live with my parents still. My hobbies is watching anime and drawing, but I'm not good at it.

>>37883425
>>37883427
You don't really like it though, nobody does.

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>>37883379
Ok, name your favorite album pre DSotM.

>>37883444
I love clingy girls, mostly cause I'm clingy myself. What do you draw? Anime stuff?

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>>37883444
I've dated a doctor who / supernatural nerd and a milf. I know what clinginess is like and I want it. I need it.

>>37883444
Not any of those anons
>You don't really like it though, nobody does.
I have a clingy gf and I love it but pretend to dislike it so she continues to be clingy.

>>37883479
How's that work? I'd imagine that would discourage her

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>>37883444
>>37883406
They might've just felt that the relationship was progressing too quickly for their liking, but there are guys out there that would prefer to be in a relationship with a clingy girl.

No matter what, you shouldn't give up searching for love. If you desire it, then you need to do everything you can to get it. You don't need to change, and you're not destined to be alone either.

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>>37883459
Basically yeah, though I never really learned properly so all the perspectives and stuff are really wonky.

>>37883463
You'd just regret it.

>>37883492
She wants my attention so I tease her about it, give her my attention here and there and stuff. Its a bit hard to explain

>>37883444
>You don't really like it though, nobody does.
To be honest it would depend on how we got along otherwise.
An annoying person being clingy would be irritating, but there have been people I could happily spend every moment of the day with.

>>37883499
Can you post a drawing, femanon? I'm interested.

>>37883502
That sounds cute, Anon. I'm glad you found a gf like that

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>>37883512
I don't use a digital drawing thing, and I use an old nokia so I don't really have a camera. Whenever I need to take a photo I just borrow my parents, but they're not at home right now and I don't know where the camera is.

>>37883506
I hope you're right, it gets lonely. Whenever I try to talk to guys, it just leads to them getting annoyed by me.

>>37883332
I love it desu
Makes me feel really dirty

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>>37883499
I'll regret not becoming your newest internet friend

>>37883523
You should post some kind of contact info. I'm interested in talking more

>>37883528
>tfw no lewd butthole gf

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UH GUYS. IM HERE TOO

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W-would anyone want a shy insecure clingy fembot for a gf?

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>>37883553
wher do u liv my gurl

>>37883445
ummagumma

>>37883565
Yes, I think a lot of us would. Post Discord?

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>>37883565
i would lov to tak care of a shy insegure gf
wher do u liv?

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>>37883565
Is that from hiyokoi

>>37883552
>tfw no bf to do lewd buttstuff with

>>37883553
FUCK YOU YOU PINK FLOYD BITCH

>>37883565
If I like you. You don't decide on whether you want to date someone based on a fucking 4chan post. The guys doing that are just desperate and will take anything. Sometimes people get together and they just click and things feel right, other times they just feel wrong. Who knows what it will be, it's not really a reflection on you if things don't work out, it just means it wasn't meant to be. You shouldn't be so invested in people you barely know.

>>37883332
stretching a girl's butthole and licky licking it is one of life's more sublime pleasures

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>>37883566
I already said Texas! Gosh, you guys need to learn how to read
>>37883569
Explain to me how that album is better than Atom Heart Mother, Meddle or Piper.

>>37883569
i bet you're just trying to be cool and it's really meddle

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>>37883633
didnt know you were the dumb texas gurl

>>37883133
Whats with you and pink floyd?

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>>37883543
I made a throwaway since I don't like posting my contact info on boards since I don't want get spammed.
[email protected]

>>37883682
Also, I'm tired and going to sleep now, so I won't be able to respond until later. My sleep schedule isn't good.

>>37883633
Are you one of those fat fembots that only listen to Pink Floyd and wear Jack Skellington arm warmers?

>>37883698
That's fine, I'll be going to bed soon as well. Sleep well femanon~

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>>37883661
There are girls who are obsessed with rock. Girls who are rave sluts. I like Pink Floyd and much like the other women who date guys who like their music group, I like guys who listen to pink Floyd ( and have good taste in their favorite songs and albums). I grew up listening to them, their music is out of this world, literally. Like actually literally in space.

>>37883633
>>37883639
i know meddle is the superior album but i just like ummagumma more.

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I'll never get a gf, no matter how hard I try

>>37883727
I like Pink Floyd but not in the same way you do. Maybe you could help me appreciate them? I don't usually branch out in music, but if someone recommends me something I'll check it out.

>>37883727
Alright that's understandable.
I'm a fan of pink Floyd esque music but I can't name you anything because I don't remember names.
Thanks for letting me know, Anon.

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>>37883633
Austin, San Antonio, Houston, or Dallas?

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didn't know pink floyd had such a star status to get a pussy.

femanons, are there any other things which a lot of girls like so we can fake it by telling it we like them too?

>>37883740
for some reason i've suddenly started listening to obscured by clouds mixed with itself with a 10-ish minute lag and it kinda works

dunno if it counts as pre-dsotm though because it was recorded at the same sessions

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>>37883765
Check out Atom Heart Mother and Piper at the Gates of Dawn. For stuff not as old, look into Division Bell. Cluster One and High Hopes are truly beautiful works of art. The Atom Heart Mother Suite is just fantastic. Very well composed and intriguing.
>>37883780
Houston. Sorta.
>>37883805
The Beatles.

>>37883626


Yes i kinda love to do that to females. Its like tentacles double penetration.

But i want to know how does an actual woman feels about getting her ass fingered while fucking?

Any femanon can tell?

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>>37883850

she loves it and they beg for more. they may not like anal but they get off on people eating their ass out.

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>>37883833
Downloaded, thanks for the recommendations femanon. I didn't know they made music like this, it's pretty good. I like this song.

i assume floyd girl isn't interested in me then

>>37883833
Favorite song off Piper?

Flaming here

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>>37883944
Yeah, took me a little while to start listening to their older music, spotify really helped with listening to all their songs.
>>37884078
Which poster are you?
>>37884091
Astronomy Domine followed by Lucifer Sam and Interstellar Overdrive.

>>37883133
lost my virginity to a grill with the Hammer March tattoo from the Wall at 22
Man I miss her, even though The Wall fucking sucked and DSotM is 10x better

>>37884170
ummagumma guy

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>>37884172
How did the wall suck with songs like The Great Gig in the Sky, Mother, The Trial, and Comfortably Numb
>>37884224
You still need to give me reasons as to why you think ummagumma is better than Atom Heart Mother, Meddle and Piper

>>37883606
Is this the fabled Butthole Gf?

>>37884267
because Great Gig was in DSotM and Any Colour You Like isn't on there

>music
normies leave

>>37884295
>dating a girl
>she gets mad and accuses you of only wanting her for her pussy
>explain to her you want her for her butthole
>hfw?

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>>37884316
>>hfw?

>hfw

Where can u get a gf if I don't go outside and socialize

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>>37884300
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
I don't know why I put GRitS with the Wall, I guess I'm tired. I haven't slept in 24 hours