oh robros, I have a story to tell you >lay on the bed, it's

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oh robros, I have a story to tell you

>lay on the bed, it's nearly 1am
>almost asleep
>hear some fucking "ccrrrkk shhiieheh" noises
>what the fuck?
>take my phone and turn flashlight on
>ITS A FUCKING ROACH ON THE CEILING
>FUCK
>FUCK
>realize it came from a ceiling lamp, because it was few centimeters away from it and THERE WAS LITERALLY NO OTHER WAY IT COULD APPEAR IN MY ROOM
>panic
>it moves fast in a straightforward direction
>grab a pill bottle quickly as I could and try to trap it
>it's empty
>I lost it's whereabouts
>it could be literally anywhere
>notice it on my bed
>scream like a little girl
>punch it like 5 or 6 times, fucker dodges everything until the last precise blow
>get rid of it in the toilet

I couldn't sleep today and I fucking hate insects.

actual scary part is that I heard same noises at 9-10pm, looked but didn't see anything...