Why didn't you get yourself an alternative girl back in

>>37869270
because we're gonna rock down to ELECTRIC AVENUE.

>>37869270
I fucked so many cute scene girls from MySpace back then. Good times

>2017
>not purging yourself of unproductive desires

>>37869270
Not old enough.
>>37869754
Also this. Satan wants you to think about unproductive things

>>37869270
i wasn t old enough to have a gf

>>37869270
I fucking tried but it all blew up in my face to rebel taxi levels of autism
>be me
>2007
>middle school
>sit in the back since the teacher didn't like me (fuck you too Mrs. Carol)
>there's this really cute scene girl named Caitlyn Ostertag
>had blonde streaks in her hair with black
>reminds me of raven from teen titans (my crush)
>it was love at first sight in my adolescent brain
>desperately think of a way to woo her
>emo girls like poems I thought
>write her the most cringey poem ever
>tell her how her eyes were like two eclipses and her hair like the abyss
>told her about how I wanted our souls to stay in the abyss together forever
>know that I must gently ease my feelings for her into her
>decide to dub myself in the poem as the rose prince
>slip my note into her desk during recess
Part 2 soon

>>37870004
Cmon i dont have all day

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>>37870179
second
originamino

>>37870228
Sorry I was hungry
>come into class next day
>ask her if she checked her desk like a dummy
>she said yeah
>automatically puts two and two together
>get ostracized for the rest of the year by everyone
>my new name is the Rose Prince
>at reunion
>everyone still gives me shit for it
>never see her again
I would have been so happy if it worked out. Maybe I wouldn't be the lameo I am now. Probably not.

>>37869270
because i was not "hot"

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>>37870379
You should have rapped for her
>hey caitlyn ostertag
Guten tag
Do you wanna tag?
Read a mag
It has info on the rag
Are you fag ?
take a shag
With the jagg

>>37870498
The tag in guten tag is pronounced tahg

>>37870498
Taxi is that you?

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>>37869270
nigga i aint that old. wish i was though.

>>37869270
the words on the pic are from a blood on the dance floor song called Sexting.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgWa9arWEBU


I only know this because I know the Touhou version of it.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ibu8yUyFKnI

BOTDF is the gayest fucking band.