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Hello robots I'd like to discuss something very important that everyone needs to know.
I'm going be to discussing subtraction.
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But what is subtraction?
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Well you see.
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*ahem* One moment.
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Continue. I must know the meaning of this...
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Subtraction is the act of taking something away.
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Lets start with a simple problem that I think illustrates the basic concepts of subtraction very well.
Eight minus four.
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Now I know what you are probably thinking, "But OP I already learned this in ms. Winklevoss's class! The answer is four right?"
Haha good guess kiddo! But...
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That's not quite it!
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the correct answer is eight.
Now I know this may contradict what ms. Winklevoss told you but ms. Winklevoss Is a stupid, ugly, smelly, useless, misinformed, bitch who had four abortions with no future and I'm about to explain why.
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I understand that this may be hard to accept considering that you already have a concept for how subtraction works hammered into that monkey shit brain of yours,
but give me the benefit of the doubt and and bare with me while we break this problem down
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To start with lets take a closer look at the number eight.
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There are lot of questions we can ask to find out more about eight, its favorite food, its star sign, preferred sexual partners, etc.
But lets focus on one for now. what can eight be?
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Well eight can be itself or one eight if you will.
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Or we can break down eight into... lets say two fours.
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And if we look at four we can see how it is broken down as well
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Have fun making your shit threads when there are 10 billion mouths to feed by 2030.
Have fun with your stupid forced memes when God is knocking at your door and the rapture is the moment.
Fuck this shit man. It's the same thing day in and day out. I come here hoping for an escape, a momentary false, fleeting, of joy and contentment. All I ever get is reminders of my own failures and emptiness. To remedy I come back seeking more fantasy, some solace. Nope. Never. And the cycle just keeps going, time keeps ticking, and the spiral of depression keeps spinning. It goes until everything is spinning and I'm stuck in perpetual nauseous state.
Maybe things just weren't meant to get better. Maybe some of us were cursed with malaise the way others are blessed with the gift of creation. Our hands just weren't meant to touch or bring life. We aren't even given the power death. Just nothing. We breath nothing and make more nothing from that.
HOW IS THAT FAIR? How is it fair that we have been damned from the very beginning. Why give us free will when we don't have the freedom to create? It's such bullshit. Make fun for having some stupid existential crisis. I deserve it. I've struggled with this since I was a child. As others created and perfected their craft I struggled to make anything. I struggled just to choose something and sometimes didn't even make it past that.
So here we are. We have so many people that some of us are truly useless. We don't belong to anywhere or anyone.
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And the same with two.
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And if we take into consideration that eight can also be broken down into all the numbers shown we can see that there are many ways to break down an eight.
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efg threads died in 2010
and they weren't even funny to begin with
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>>37859781
do you need to talk anon?
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hilariously unfunny
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But we're going to just focus on one of them. The two fours.
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So if we supplement the eight in our problem for the simplified visual of two fours we can see how thing interact clearly.
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>>37859803
>efg thread
>this
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So let's allow the minus sign to do its work and take away a four and watch how things play out.
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There we go all done!
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So after we've taken away a four let's take stock of what we have left.
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Hmmm... it looks like we have two fours left.
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And as we've already established eight equals two fours. Or two fours can equal eight.
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And if we have two fours left...
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Then logically our total would be eight.
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So now we get to the place that schools have failed you.
Those weak minded simpletons on the education board don't understand the true nature of number.
Numbers can not be created or destroyed, only lost or found.
You see any number you want to take away from a equation you need to bring in an equal number, or "numerical energy" if you will
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>>37859838
I know I'm falling for cheap bait, but you both substracted and added a 4 back there. Also, 8 isn't 44, the general standard for writing it is 4+4.
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So it doesn't matter what number you take away from an equation.
There will always be one to replace it.
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And the result will stay the same.
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And now I hope you can see the truth of things.
But remember there are always more truths to be discovered and I can't do it alone.
Don't let yourself be fooled. Don't let yourself be lied to.
Always seek and demand the truth and don't let anyone tell you its impossible or try to get in your way!
It's out there, find it.
Please...
Math Man signing out.
Fuck you ms.Winklevoss
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>>37859828
You fucked up, there are 3 fours. There are only supposed to be 2 since 8 is 2 fours. You needed to take away a four with the subtraction sign so there would only be 1 four.
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>>37859911
I didn't add a four I only used what was already in the equation, also of course eight doesn't equal 44 that was just a simplified visual for two fours, you'll have to forgive the lack of a + sign, as the drawings were kind of a rush job.
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>>37859838
uhm...
So in other news, what do you guys plan on jerking off to today? I'm waiting for my mom to leave for work in about half an hour before
>brittney white video
>angel marie fucks michael stefano video
>latina milf
>reddit.com/r/exxxtras
>reddit.com/r/freeuse
>reddit.com/r/outercourse
>reddit.com/r/borednignored
When I have ten tabs open I'll probably nut.
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>>37859962
I see where you got confused but remember the two fours at the top are representing the two halves of the eight, and ass you can see I did take a four away and we were left with 2 fours still in the equation
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>>37859935
Why do you think you can just make up math like that? You obviously don't like it.
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>>37860021
Where the fuck do you think the third 4 is coming from?
If 8 is composed of two 4s and you take one away, you know what you get? 4.
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fucking pathetic thread, i would kill myself if i were you OP
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>>37860098
that's what I used in the simplified visual I had two fours minus one four and after we took one of the fours away we were left with 2 fours still in the equation. let me put it this way, we have eight minus four
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>>37860098
and we take away the four like we're supposed to
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>>37860098
then we're left with eight
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>>37860174
kys
>>37860019
I dunno bro, I literally go to porn.com and just find whatever I like on the front page, sometime go to group sex and japanses categories. The cuddle thread got me thinking about mommydom though.
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>>37860264
those are some of the shittiest asses i've ever seen
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>>37860325
Yeah, some robot posted their sisters here and i saved them because they're pretty much male ass
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>>37860360
HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Some robot post here sisters here?
what a shitty ass.
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what really annoys me is your overaggressive undertone you despicable worthless maggot of a potential frogposter
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>>37860360
no i'm a male and i have a better ass than that.
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