Instead of complaining about not being able to get a gf

Because I'm not attracted to men. Ori uh xh j h f

>>37857402
I tried
All the gay guys I met were size queens and ghosted me after one encounter.

>>37857402
Because men are hideous, disgusting pieces of shit.

>>37857402
Because I hate faggots and threads like this are cancer

>>37857402
>Instead of complaining about not being able to get a gf why not get a bf?
it's not that easy

it's not like I can just walk up to the bf tree and grab my robot bf

>Being paid to post gay shit on r9k

>>37857402
If they're boys that look like girls I would, but they don't want to date me.

>>37857402
It's not easy to get a bf

>>37857402
Because fags are notoriously shallow, they're really just as bad as women. If you're not Chad then you'll have to sub and if you try to sub as anything less than a petite hairless twink then the best you'll get is some balding 60 year old man on craigslist that treats you like an onahole and leaves immediately after.

>>37858397
They definitely aren't as bad as woman

>>37857402
did the one in the middle lose a game of willy wars?

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>>37857402
>only gay guys around me are fatties
My superior 8 inch fag dick is only for skinny twinks. How can straight cucks compete.

Because they don't look like Joey Mills
>tfw born into an existence which contains divine beauty but I will never enjoy it due to the logistics of my given genetics

I'm not attracted to men and I don't want aids

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>>37857402
gay bottoms only like 7in+ cocks
I don't have a 7in+ cock
therefore gay bottoms won't love/worship me

>want to try the boi puss
>6in
guess my cock was never meant to inseminate boiholes

>>37858743
A 7 in cock would hurt me
I would greatly prefer a smaller one

also I care much more about you as a person than the size of your dick desu

>>37858743
If you don't have a big cock you have to look decent anon. Do you at least work out?

>>37858763
>If you don't have a big cock you have to look decent anon. Do you at least work out?
fuck you