fembot feels

>>37857278

I'll admit, I probably wouldn't be able to control myself if I met a girl who liked the same anime as me.

It's been my fantasy for the past 11 weeks to find someone else who watches Shuumatsu Nani Shitemasuka Isogashii Desuka Sukutte Moratte Ii Desuka

>rostie pretends takes up men's hobbies to pretend to be interesting and different just because Stacy calls her gross

Why can't we get these threads deleted too?

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>>37857278
Fembots don't exist. Your problems aren't as bad as ours.
Fuck off failed roast.

>>37857278
I knew it was awkward, but fuck I didn't think I was greentext worthly

>>37857278
I'LL KNOCK YOU STRAIGHT THE FUCK OUT REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37857293
femanon here. SukaSuka is okay. (I didn't watch the anime yet, I just read the light novel)

>>37857365
>Femanon
Doubtful

>just read the light novel
They were on par for LNs, no worse than others, but not the best. I'm glad the anime is hitting all the cute moments though.

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How do I say witty charming flirty things that aren't creepy or overly assertive? Pretend you're actually a girl and answer my question please

>>37857409

Be Handsome

If you're handsome, everything you say is witty and charming

If you're ugly, everything you say is creepy and disgusting

>>37857278
I hate anime. Why do girls like this shit

>>37857278
I know I'm a hypocrite since I've been complaining about my problems in here before too
But why don't we just have a feels thread for just every user on the board instead
It'd be better for just a neutral place where that and random judging like >>37857300 and >>37857327 and just all those things happen.
Or is that just literally trying to make a safe space? I'm overthinking this arent I

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>>37857425
What if I'm neither exceptionally handsome or incredibly ugly

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>>37857426
Tiddies, mate
Fuckin' tiddies

>>37857460
Everything you say will be exceptionally uninteresting and incredibly inoffensive

>>37857426
>Go on website made for discussing anime

>Say anime is shit

Go back to /b/ you fucking faggot

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>>37857485
FUCK NOTHING ANY OF YOU SAY IS HELPFUL AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>37857409
Depends on if the girl likes you. I used to tell my girlfriends all kinds of dorky shit and they thought it was cute.

>>37857502
/r9k/ isn't a anime board you fucking weeb nerd dork

>>37857509

Lol, it's almost as if nothing you can easily do in a night will help.

It's almost as if most of human interaction during the initial meeting of a person (and the forming of solid first impressions) is visual and beyond your control (other than having spent the last year or two dieting, exercising, etc)

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>>37857434
i want to rape you meek whore. give you some real feels

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>>37857548
But there's more to it than that, I'm just inexperienced. Some people know when to say what, and I don't.

I'm just tired of fucking things up. I want to flirt with a cute girl and not have her react like OP.

>>37857409
You have to be witty and charming to say witty and charming things.
You can't fake intelligence, social grace, social cues, public speaking, looks, experience, or natural skill.
These are things you learn or take to naturally.

Tl;dr spend years honing your social game and have a nice face.

>>37857574
I'm counting that as 'yes.' Thanks for the input.

>>37857574
holy shit my sides
origato

>>37857293
I'm watching sukasuka and it's pretty decent, I'm enjoying it. It's hardly unrealistic to find someone else watching it. Yes female here whatever

>>37857685
>Yes female here whatever
Doubtful

>It's hardly unrealistic to find someone else watching it.
When you're in the Army and stationed in the Sout, it's pretty unrealistic

>>37857426
You, i like you

Originsnalis

>>37857711
Oh you meant in real life, yeah that's unrealistic then. Why is it doubtful?

>>37857531
>not knowing this entire site was made because moot was an anime fag

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>tfw got tired of getting oribters and people constantly thinking we 'had something' just because we talk online sometimes
>Made a new series of accounts where I pretend im a guy
>Every time someone wants to VC I just tell them I don't have a microphone
It's a better life

>>37857764

Because I don't consider MtF to be female

>>37857434
>be female
>post in feels thread
>everything good
>have a feel where you gender is relevant
>post it
>thread derailed, discussion ruined

That said fembot threads are a joke. Half the time it's male LARPers, either making thinly veiled satire of everything they hate about females or desperate for attention they can't get as a male, or actual female attentionwhores who are just as bad. It has just as many issues with beta orbiters looking for any girl to show them attention and someone will still show up and get angry the thread exists, but at least most people can hide it if they don't want to see it and it won't be ruining an actual thread.

>>37857798
Being a planet sounds fucking awful tbqh

>>37857802
Neither do I. Fortunately I'm not one.

>>37857278
Because he knows you're a dickgirl

>>37857824
You could be a man as well

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>>37857857

Of course not, sweetheart

>>37857798
Are you worth orbiting?

>>37857824
Hm I guess. But yeah you're right, these threads do suck but I guess thats just how things work.
Why dont people just hide this thread instead of complaining about them IN them though?

>>37857878
I mean if that's what you'd like to think, I can't stop you. I won't judge your degenerate fetish.

>>37857296
>watching cartoons about little girls
>mens hobbies

>>37857902
>Why dont people just hide this thread instead of complaining about them IN them though?
A question for the ages.

>>37857902
Autism. Literal Distilled Autism.