yesterday was my sixteenth birthday, /r9k/. i had lunch with my mom, brother and his girlfriend, then had dinner with my dad. after that, my friend Jimmy and I smoked two bowls in his car and got ice cream. it was a great time. i hope i have a good sixteenth year on this earth. what's going on with you guys?
>>37856917
>admitting to being an underagefag
Even if you are joking its still a bannable offense
>>37856917
Happu Birthday! You're getting banned.
>>37856917
Please just fuck off from this website. go enjoy reddit, nobody actually browses here. trust me dude.
dude nobody even goes here, go download whatsapp and hang out with your actual friends, go talk to actually normal people and not losers here.
please don't come here, it's not good for you, the gvernment, the NSA watches and records your browsing shit and will hand it to your college, and your job's boss and tell them you're a sick stupid fuck. so don't take the chance and leave this site kid, it isn't good for you.
>>37856917
>underage
>reddit and memey
too obvious of bait
>>37856917
Enjoy your ban, shitcock.
>>37857103
>the gvernment, the NSA watches and records your browsing shit and will hand it to your college, and your job's boss and tell them you're a sick stupid fuck.
t-this isnt true right?
>EEUUUGH, UNDERAGE PEOPLE
>GET OFF OUR BOARD
>EW
Grow up, guys. Yeah, its a bannable offense, but who really gives a shit? Y'all just want something to complain about. How does him being on this site affect you at all? it doesn't. You can just simply keep scrolling. Or, you can get your panties in a bunch, and proceed to bitch about it.
And to the minor, I'm glad you had a good day, mate. Keep hangin' in there.
>>37857153
No they just keep the information to black male you at some point if you speak out against the system.
>>37857103
> the NSA watches and records your browsing shit and will hand it to your college, and your job's boss and tell them you're a sick stupid fuck.
oh no, brothers
>>37857198
Who even talks like this.
>y'all
>mate
>panties one bunch
I'm trying to process this and the best I can come up with is some loser from high school trying too hard. Wtf
Fuck off
>mfw a 16 year old already has a better life than me
just end it already
>>37857206
what are they going to tell everyone how much i love thick anime thighs and lots of nasty ass porn? i'm not afraid to admit that. or are they going to take the edgy post i said about hitler being right a few months ago and use that? when you're smug you're untouchable
>>37857243
what did you look up, anon?