Daily embarrassment thread

Both you and the chad are faggots ,

kys

>be me manlet
>Going up stairs while visiting family at apartment.
>at the top of the stairs I make a sharp right turn
>Face full of tits, I can't see but hear yelling.
>Busty blonde woman with sweater covers her chest with her head down as she hurries out of there.

>be me
>be a shut-in out of fear of embarrassment

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>go shopping for mom
>get almost everything
>only one item left
>feel really proud of myself
>go to find it
>located at the top shelf
>can't reach it because I'm a manlet
>too embarrassed to ask someone for help
>pay for items and go home instead
>mom notices item is missing
>tell her it was sold out
>mom tells me it's okay
>know it's not okay
>despite standing behind here I can visualize the tears flowing down her cheeks
>feel awkward and leave
>forgot to give the change back so my mom thinks I stole it to buy drugs

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>first time at jiffy lube
>can't figure out how to pop the hood for the guy
>have to say it's a new car, it's not
>go inside to waiting room
>in a few minutes they ask me questions about the oil change and my information
>have to give my phone number
>can't remember it
>have to say sorry new phone, it's not
>I revealed my retardation

>>37851779
hahaha this is so good