>tfw cleaned my room last week
>mfw today got hired for an executive position at an investment bank
>mfw $400K/year salary
>mfw also got engaged to a beautiful blonde virgin girl
All because I cleaned my room
>>37846924
S-so it's not a meme?
>tfw cleaned my room
>>37846924
>tfw I lifted weights for the first time last week
>mfw I won 7 Mr. Olympias
>mfw I'm the biggest movie star in the world
>mfw I'm governor of California
All becasue I worked out.
>>37846924
You forgot the part when you became god and have everything you ever wanted.
>>37847829
>mfw ALL that is literally what happened just from working out
>he just worked out and people decided to put him in big positions
>mfw the chance of that happening now is slim to none, even if you worked out twice as much as he did and was twice as buff
I understand the mr olympia stuff, but not so much for the rest.