I've lost my virginity yesterday to a qt 3.14. It literally

I'm repulsive

>>37845326
pathetic excuses

literally ANYONE can get laid

How old are you op
unOriginality is a sin

explain how then

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>>37845311
I'm still waiting for the right trap

>>37845311
i have no personality and im too lazy to download tinder

>>37845346
23
>>37845352
I just wanted to do it so I reached for it, it's only a matter of time since the moment you start working on your goal

it would take a very long time for me then as i can barely manage to go outside

>>37845311
too late i'm 25

>>37845311
Howard get out REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>37845490
the longer you wait the harder it will get
>>37845508
not too late until you're 60

>>37845508
It's not too late! Don't be silly! Wizchan has fucked up people beyond comprehension.

>>37845558
>>37845554
this is what you think
after 24 you can only lose your virginity to a hooker lol

You have to talk to people to do it.

Good, now fuck off, and stop trying to give pseudo advices.

>>37845588
you can keep lying to yourself to justify your abstaining but it won't make you feel any better. The truth is that you're simply too afraid to make any effort.

>>37845663
i'm just too old to UNJUST desu
it would take me like 5 years minimum to be a desireable person
for some people it's just too late

>>37845663
>The truth is that you're simply too afraid to make any effort.
So what about people like me who have made serious effort and been rejected and ignored at every turn?

>>37845311
I lost my virginity too early to someone I didn't care about. I wish I were still a virgin.

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>>37845311
Please leave, you normalfuck.

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>>37845417
>just werk towards your goal! b urself!

>>37845781
How should I know what's your problem? Maybe you're just too desperate and try to ask out every attractive girl you meet like a fucking retard. This shit takes time and patience. If there's no chemistry between you and the girl then don't act like a creep just because she's got a pussy.

>so many people falling for OP's shitty bait when it's literally just "b urself" tier advice

Really guys?

>>37845890
this tb h

124142142141

>>37845883
So how do I get chemistry when no woman will talk to me of her own accord, and on the rare occasion it does happen, she just seems to be trying to get away from me as soon as possible?

>>37845863
>>37845890
where did I said that?
I just told you to have goals and work on them, it could be improving your body image or social skills or literally anything else that helps you to get a gf

>>37845508
this desu fampilia

>>37845311
>I've lost my virginity yesterday
Cool, go away now normie

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>>37845883
>Are any of you guys even trying
>YOU'RE TRYING TOO HARD
>there's gotta be chemistry, otherwise don't try

>>37845883
tl'dr be a chad
thanks for nothing

>>37845953
look at yourself and try to find out, it could be anything, or maybe there isn't anything wrong with you and you're just talking to shallow girls. I look beta as fuck and I still manage to talk to top tier chicks sometimes because they're not some dumb entitled bitches, they treat you with respect if you give them respect.

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>>37846109
>shitposting this hard

3634534534

>>37846040
>>37846058
you completely missed the point

well do what you want but I swear that you're gonna regret it when it's actually too late for you, bye

>>37845973
I've been working on said goals every day. I practice working on my social skills have work, have been trying to lose weight, and try to improve myself on a daily basis tbqh. Roasties take no interest in me, I'm lucky if a tranny visits my dating profile, and no girl that I'd manage to date would want to be with me if she knew what my big fetishes are anyway.

Your advice is meme advice. Self-improvement only works if you're already enough of a normie on the inside and your facial genetics are attractive enough.

>>37846187
>you completely missed the point
Oh did we? And now you're incapable of explaining your "point"?

>>37846187
the point is that you are either a good looking chad or you have a big dick
fuck off with your worhtless b uself memes

>>37846109
>I get top tier girls
>I look beta as fuck

Your standards are low. Figured this thread out. Beta landed a 5/10 at best and thinks he's special for it when she's already fucked chad plenty of times and will likely cheat on him in the coming months.

>>37846195
>Roasties take no interest in me
lower your standards
>my big fetishes
you're obviously a fucking creep and your mindset is toxic, improving yourself won't do shit if you don't start acting like an adult person

>>37846227
>either a good looking chad or you have a big dick
So you have never seen an average looking guy with a gf? Go outside for once dude
>>37846231
>Beta landed a 5/10
don't care if she looks good enough for me, better than a literal 0

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Because I'm a manlet and an unloveable depressed and bitter loser.

>>37846272
>You're a creep and your mindset is toxic for having kinks

W E W
E
W

>lower your standards

I would date average looking chubby girls at this point and my first gf was an ugly skinny girl. The only way they could go lower is if I dated a landwhale.

>>37845334
Okay so help me then. Stupid fucking normie thinks the world is just. Kill yourself. Some people will die alone.

>>37846410
>she looks good enough for me

So ugly it is then.

>>37846410
>So you have never seen an average looking guy with a gf?

nope I always see the opposite ugly girls with attractive guys.

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>be me
>24 years old renting basement from a family
>This is normal because Pacific northwest fuck you
>become friends with most of the family
>family's son is into vidya
>19 years old going to community college
>get along well having lan parties chilling and drinking whiskey
>one night son is upset and not talking to anybody
>usually he's in his room or playing on his gaming laptop in my shitty basement apartment
>he's stuck in his room this time, no coming out
>ask if I can come in
>he sounds reluctant, says okay
>i come in and the lights are off, he looks like he was crying
>i ask him what's up
>tells me about trap he was seeing, didn't want family to know
traps are everywhere here guys
>tells me he met her on some irc channel or discord or some.shit I forget
>tells me he goes to her house
>he's excited because trap is basically a weird guy who looks like a girl
>he can relate, they like the same things
>he gets there, and they meet. go to bedroom to hang out
>trap is awkward boring guy
>son is awkward boring guy
>say they tried talking about games and shit and never got to sex
>both were too nervous
>tells me this isn't why he's crying
>says he's crying because he's been over 3 times and the most they've tried is kissing
>laughing internally because this was probably son's dream
>laughing internally because this is probably every robot's dream
>laughing internally because traps are just awkward guys with thigh highs

hope you guys have better experiences than this family's son. we don't talk anymore and I can't look at him the same..

>>37846900
Looks like he hit the jackpot that guy
What's happening now?
That guy isn't winning at life anymore?

>tell op that girls wouldn't be into my kinks, thus making the relationship less enjoyable sexually because i would never be able to reveal what i'm really into
>Toxic!
>never explains what he meant

W E W

>>37845311
how tall are you

assuming this isn't original

>>37847053
this is important actually

>>37846978
I reckon he gave up. i feel bad for him. he thought a trap with similar interests would be perfect. neither of them knew how to ask for what they wanted.

>>37847130
All he has to do is try to make a move wtf. They both seem into each other. Like just tell him to rub the traps thigh a bit

>>37847130
but why not stay friends with that trap?
Just because you can't do anything sexual for 3 days?

>>37845334
fuck off you stupid fucking cunt kys

>>37847339
traps only exist for sex, tripfag. they have no other use to a straight male.

>>37847354
people exist to live their lives.
Traps aren't just living sexual fetishes. They're also people. They can be friends

>>37847521
I am a trap and me and my trap friends are tired of being sexualized. The only ones who seem to understand this are other traps. I think that's why we tend to date amongst ourselves.

>>37845311
We have. We just like to ERP as virgins. Don't fall for the robot meme.

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>>37845417
>virgin for 23 years
its easy brah

>>37845361
Is it still a trap if you know he have a dick?

>>37847583
Nonsense. You know your only purpose is to spread your boipussies for Big White Cock.

>>37847649
yes.
And it's a she.

>>37847583
I'm accepting you right now but why don't you date me?

>>37847670
don't touch her

Its hard for me to make the first move. My oneitis seems to have interest in me, we've kissed before and I've fingered her too. But that was a while ago. She still asks me to hang out daily and flirts with me too, just need to nut up and make a move

>>37845914
>People are still unable to make original posts
Get out norman

>>37847692
>her

You know that you don't really believe this deep down, anon. Traps are men who have become so desperate and degenerate that they decided to pump their body full of chemicals which aren't natural for it and wear girls' clothes. They only want you to fill their puckering assholes up with a big, veiny white dick so they can forget about their actual gender for a few moments.

>>37847670
No, I'm not a bimbo.
>>37847692
I have a crush on someone else gomenasai

>>37847692
>>37847692
I don't think you know why they were called traps in the first place.
It's because they trick you into thinking they're female, but if you know they have a dick then the illusion is broken and they would just be a tranny at that point.

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>>37847776
Look I'm defending your trap rights all day here on /r9k/.
You can check my posts and you'll see me defending you girls all the time.
You should reward me for it.
what's wrong with you?

>>37847771
It's not gay to like them.
I believe they aren't gay either because they identify as females.
Traps are a natural phenomenon.
They're desperate former beta males.
But it's the fault of the society and not them.
They're doing nothing wrong but coping.
I truly understand it

>>37847999
>you should be rewarding me
I knight you sirSpook the white

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>>37848059
that thanks is all I get for toiling for you all day?
Where's your ass?

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>>37847999
Thats not how it works spook senpai

If traps are not gay, why do they hang out in all the gay bars?

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>>37848170
I know how it works. And I'm working for you, but you no reward give me

Because I will never have the courage to tell her

>tfw no :3 gf to have sex with

FEELS SO BAD MAN

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>>37845334

That's a fucking lie and you know it. Nice try summerfag. Now get the fuck off my board.

>>37849516
Wew
Summerfags calling other Summerfags Summerfags

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>>37849410
>you will never lovingly cum inside a qt like that

>>37845311
If she wasn't a virgin too then it doesn't count.

>tfw you are good looking and interesting but you know that you wouldnt get it up due to anxiety with a girl

why even live?