Virgin clothes and asseccories

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White underwear? Yes I do!

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Wow! We're off to a very good start! Just gonna pop by to post this key holder. If I even knew a vergin he surely wore one of these!

autism sneakers + cargo shorts

Pants.
Never wear them anons, trust me.

>>37842806
I never understood this meme.
I wear autism tennis shoes + cargo shorts and I've had a gf for almost a solid year.

>>37842399
>jeans with belt and checkered shirt
Well, no shit!

>>37842943
it's suposed to make ppl wearing these clothes scared
not to point virgins

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>'flinches when a girl touches him look'

>no white socks
Virgin socks

>>37844923
Black socks are gay.

>black or white t shirt
>leather jacket
>gold cross necklace
>antique wristwatch
>skinny jeans

>>37842943
You have to put your peepee inside your gfs girliepeepee hole and cum to lose your virginity. Asking a female and get her to agree to be your gf doesnt count.

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dad shoes with white socks

>>37843418
>Double knots

WHAT DO YOU DO WITH THE EXTRA LACE? WHY IS THERE SO MUCH EXTRA LACE?

Is wearing jogging shoes when you're not jogging a sign of autism? Whenever I walk on my regular shoes my entire back and feet start to hurt.

>Dark colors (but not all black/grey because they're afraid Goths will talk to them)
>"Conservative" haircut but with no products in it, so it flaps around in the wind and looks like a mess by the time they get to wherever they were meant to go, and he takes way too long to get it cut
>Double knotted shoelaces because they only know how to do the bunny ear method
>Glasses that don't match face shape
>Fountain pens
>Mechanical keyboards
>Android phones
>Earbuds worn whenever they aren't in the mood for conversation
>Open headphones at home, probably Sennheiser
>Thinkpad or Asus laptop
>If he shaves, a full wet shaving kit (bonus points for straight razor)- otherwise, a messy beard that he never takes care of until it's totally unappealing
>Small potbelly that he keeps telling himself he'll get rid of, but never does - wears baggy shirts to hide it (fails)
>Car is cheap, dirty, and automatic - has invested more money on his PC
>Either wears bland sneakers or black boots
>All his coats are black, probably peacoats as well
>Never wears the color white, ever

Fedoras, obviously

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Air max 95 are virgin clothes

.....apparently

>>37848564
I thought these were cool ironically

>>37847774
>Dark colors (but not all black/grey because they're afraid Goths will talk to them)
Pretty much me
>"Conservative" haircut but with no products in it, so it flaps around in the wind and looks like a mess by the time they get to wherever they were meant to go, and he takes way too long to get it cut
Again, but i hate wearing gel or cream in my hair - I just keep it short
>Double knotted shoelaces because they only know how to do the bunny ear method
Yep
>Glasses that don't match face shape
Don't wear glasses
>Fountain pens
Good for fancy writing
>Mechanical keyboards
Nah
>Android phones
Everyone round my way has an Android
>Earbuds worn whenever they aren't in the mood for conversation
Don't use earphones
>Open headphones at home, probably Sennheiser
See above
>Thinkpad or Asus laptop
Don't have a laptop
>If he shaves, a full wet shaving kit (bonus points for straight razor)- otherwise, a messy beard that he never takes care of until it's totally unappealing
The one bit of male grooming I do- I keep my beard to a 3 day stubble
>Small potbelly that he keeps telling himself he'll get rid of, but never does - wears baggy shirts to hide it (fails)
Nah
>Car is cheap, dirty, and automatic - has invested more money on his PC
I drive my mom's atm
>Either wears bland sneakers or black boots
"Bland" sneakers are the bes
>All his coats are black, probably peacoats as well
Mostly yea - I got two denim jackets and a green parka too
>Never wears the color white, ever
I wear white t shirts and white shoes alot - I also used to have a pair of white skinny jeans

>>37843418
>>all dark colors
f-fuck
>>inoffensive sneakers eg vans
>getting authentic black vans
seriously? I thought I was starting to dress better. this chart looks like it was made to mock me