Former hamplanet turned 5.5 trying to practice chadding on tinder hos

Gonna be a tough facade

Tinder is proven hypergamy tool though, you're SOL if you're not top 20%. Better to find a girl that wants monogamy and a family and put some babies in her.
It's like the thing with the three types of lizards

>>37836922
Your second sentence is really weird. "My personality is serviceable at best, but I'm sure the odds are that yours isn't much better."

Parallel structure

>>37837268
Now im just curious, what thing about lizards, anon

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>>37837309
You're not red, you never will be. Try to be the best blue lizard you can instead

>>37837359
>when you want the yellow throated femboy but would be monogamous w him

Getting sex is way easier than it's made out to be. I have a "cute" face, but I'm like 60lbs overweight. I'm really banking on my ability to bullshit with this one. This is really mostly for practice and giggles.

>>37837359
>Blue is every robots goals.

What's your goal then? I'm not saying blue is ideal I'm saying be realistic and don't chase pipe dreams

K I got one. Let's see how the conversation goes.

>>37837359
In /r9k/ world the yellow males end up attracting pale blue males.

>>37836922
you're doing it wrong, you should be able to write as less as possible and still get laid

You should have a bio under 12 words

t.chad

>>37837599
a bloo bloo bloo

fuck off

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>>37837622
naw bb don't be like dat

>>37837359
Blue = K-selected master race