> tfw cyborg > not accepted by normal people > not accepted

tfw can get laid but only with insecure, short, flat women.

tfw successful but lonely

tfw noone to play games or enjoy anime with

Help me escape these cyborg feels.

A true cyborg is able to blend into both groups like a chameleon. You put your normie mask on in public and later jump into the abyss along with the robots. Work on your cyborg skills.

>>37836646
cyborgs are robots that are fully functional and could pass as a normie. you're just a failed normie who doesn't fit into either group.

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>>37836646
It makes me happy knowing there are others who suffer the same fate as myself.

>>37836646
>complains about being a somewhat functioning member of society
Kek

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>>37836692
for real anon, this is how its done.
normie when you're seen, degenerate behind the screen.

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>>37836692
As a cyborg of two years now, I can confirm this. OP, You just have to refine your social skills, you're not autistic enough to believe you belong to this board. But you are not normie enough to talk to normies normally. My advice is just work on your skills like post related says. Keep this in mind, you will NEVER be a normie, not in ten years, not in twenty years. Because a normie would never see spending hours on end every day on a board dedicated to failing at life as something nostalgic. You can get a chad-like body, talk to women, fuck women, become successful, but you will always want to crawl back into your room, shitpost, and watch anime. That is life for us, that has always been the inevitable endgame since day one of browsing this fucking board. There's no changing that. You can just slow down the process, and sugarcoat the idea.
Original post.

God damn it, we are at the point of being too autismal even for reddit, and I can't relate to stories of normies banging 3 gorrillion people and attending a 6 parties daily and wanting to fuck everything that moves, but I'm not a friendless super mentally ill or a virgin or right wing.
Where are we supposed to go guys? We should at least keep contact, I find trying to relate to posters here more and more difficult, but if I try meeting people from somewhere else they're just too normie.
>>37837212
Well if anything we're screwed double because imagine being the literal incarnation of half assed, of mediocre. At least you can relate fully to robots here.

>tfw have to edit stories you post on here so the real robots won't call you out for not being a real robot

This is a strange feeling, I'm glad there's other Cyborgs here too.

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>had a taste of the normie life
>she left me
>couldn't keep up the normie after that and spiraled into depression and alcoholism
>dont even like playing vidya as an escape anymore
>failed suicide attempt
>cant stop dreaming about her
>still have her like 5 page goodbye essay to me that i read at least twice a day
>work and my computer are the only 2 things in my life anymore

Apart from being a massive pussy bitch, what group do I fit into.

Okay fuck it, I am starved for human interaction and you guys seem like the last boat out of this island of filth so add me http://steamcommunity.com/id/PerseusPrime/

>>37837849
How did you get to the point of actually attempting suicide? Like the day you decided to do it. I want to die but i cant seem to let go completely to do it. I dont wanna live inbeteeen life and death anymore

>>37837849
Honestly man, do yourself a favor and forget about her, I've been in your same place before but you have to realize that she really isnt worth all this. reading that shit twice a day is only making it worse on you to. Throw that shit in a fire and move on. You just got to realize its time to forget about her move on and find something new to gain your own life back.

>>37837986
Driving away the last real friend I had. I was super self destructive at that time and figured that was the one moment where I actually had the guts to try. Ended up in a hospital instead. Havent had the mental state to do try since, just like you say it's this constant state of wanting to die but for some reason still wanting to live for some reason.

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>I have decent job
>respected by friends and family and coworkers
>but I absolutely hate working, always have, always will
>just want to just be a NEET and jack off to futanari loli porn and watch anime all day for the rest of my life
>no desire at all for gf or 3D whores of any kind
>come to /r9k/
>full of wannabe normies who desperately want my sham life and think it's awesome
>can't tell anyone in real life what my real ambitions and pleasures are or else I ruin my goals
>nobody on /r9k/ sympathizes because they worship cunts like they died for their sins and view anyone with a closer proximity to 3D whores than them as having one foot in the divine realm of God
>mfw

>>37836646
>cyborg
>not accepted by normal people
I thought the point of this was that you were just a normalfag but are so much of special snowflake you decided you absolutely must have some other retarded designation