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The story of the most retarded series of decisions I have ever

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The story of the most retarded series of decisions I have ever made

>be me
>the kind of faggot that likes to collect old military things
>have a couple of gas masks
>wonder if they still work
>buy a can of bear spray (pictured)
>mask #1 (a czech M10m if you care) up first
>friend sprays me and the mask holds up
>mask #2 (a Canadian C3 if you care) next
>I can taste some spice coming though the 30 year old filter, but otherwise I feel fine
>friend leaves, I clean the masks and go to take a shower
>my hair was fucking soaked with the stuff
>an hour of intense pain followed as my entire body was doused with burning liquid as I tried to wash it off
>my hands were pretty messed up with all the scrubbing, so I put some moisturizer on
>I have now locked in the burn, fucking retard
>today after work I decide to jerk off
>ended up rubbing the stuff into my dick
>I am currently in a great deal of pain

Feel free to share your own experiences
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>>37835103
why didn't you just use some air freshener or something you fucking retard
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>>37835297
Because I'm a fucking retard, obviously
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>>37835103
Heh that's pretty f
ucjing funny oP. i think
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>>37835103
What a fucking surprise, the Canadian one is shit.
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>>37835103
>30 year old filter
enjoy your asbestos lungs
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>>37835594
The mask itself was fine, I was breathing through a Russian GP-5 filter that expired in 1981 and I've been using on and off since I was 12 (currently 19) I figured it was a legit test since if that piece of shit could keep me safe from bear spray any GP-5 filter would work in a riot.
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>>37835727
People stopped using asbestos in gas mask filters in the 60's, this filter is from the 80's. It's perfectly fine.
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>>37835103
Well now you know :&)
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