>he actually viewed his day to day life as if it were a video game
AAAAAAHHHAHAHAHAHHAHHAHAH
>>37828969
Please anon not this today
>he actually literally and literally unironically imagined himself with super powers
> he actually took the time to think what his power would be
AAHAHAH
>he acts how he thinks han solo would in social situations
>he dreamed of performing his favorite songs in front of the entire school, making him super cool
>>37828969
>He actually imagines himself with superpowers in movie trailers that don't exist whilst listening to music
>he would listen to songs and imagine people he knew dancing or singing along to it thus ruining the song for him.
>>37829031
that fucking me
>teleportation or moving at lightspeed
>>37829189
ahaha hit me hard
>he actually thought he'd have a happy life when he was younger
>He unironically imagined himself having a private army and becoming the next Alexander the Great.
WEW LAD
>>37828969
A lot of us do this. I'm sure it's not as uncommon as you think.
Besides, it might actually be true.
>Tfw possibly an NPC
>Not installing the GOTY app
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.jayvant.liferpgmissions&hl=en
Lol great thread im really laughing at these losers now haha
>he imagines himself having sex with the girl that he never went for back in high school
hahaha, what a loser
>he imagined himself as a sick wizard who can cast all sorts of spells to torment normalfags
AHAHAHAHAHA
Not as a video game quite, but I did spend a lot of time day dreaming as a kid. Still do to be honest, when I'm bored at work or when I'm taking a walk. Same storylime and everything. Based the plot on a loose allegory of my life, places and characters represented real places and people. Made my life feel more meaningful, like it was going somewhere even though it wasn't.
>he actually unironicly pictures himself fathering and raising a child the "right way" as some part of a vindictive fantasy directed twords his own father
>>37829826
JUST DAD MY SHIT UP
Ben Franklin kept a stat chart
>>37829826
>henerino unicornically usexes understablestandable worders
>he imagines himself being a perfect hermit/saint that is always just and pious, thus becoming the gift of performing miracles
>>37829957
thus obtaining*
fuck german
>>37829189
Me from ages 8-16
>>37829223
>>37829339
>>37829957
>>37829189
No
plz no
stop
it hurts
>he actually imagines himself getting a white roastie girlfriend that demands that she have black babbys and then i am forced towatch her breed with bulls and if i am lucky i get to put my small white cock up her asshole, double penetration.
>he actually imagined himself becoming the school Fuhrer and making everyone respect him
>>37828969
>he actually and literally watches Fight Club to get temporary social boost and confidence from a fictional movie character called Tyler Durden
>He TOTALLY, ENTIRELY, IN THIS REALITY, thought that one day he'd unexpectedly meet a well known celebrity or someone with great knowledge and wealth and after talking with them in passing at an event they'd see something in them that they couldn't themselves and would take them under their wing to travel the world and show them the way to becoming a better person while sharing their almost infinite wealth.
>He actually imagines himself being born someone else (Maybe someone famous) and spend the day daydreaming how your life would have been
>>37828969
>he used his gameshark one time too many and now the game is all glitched up
>he would actually base what he did in social situations on his favorite anime character
>>37829908
wew lad that is hard to read
>>37830194
Pretty much, a few times, sadly.
>He actually tried to act cool and mysterious in school
>>37829974
"I once had a German pen pal who had bad English. He sent me a Christmas letter that said that he had gone through a lot of changes. He became a lamp, a pair of socks, a deck of cards, and a new puppy."
>he actually believed that he could cure himself of his social awkwardness and grow up to be rich, successful, and loved
AHAHAHAHAHAhHAH
>>37830194
>>37830239
>he would actually base what he did in social situations on his favorite anime character
>He actually tried to act cool and mysterious in school
When I was a kid I would pretend I was Sasuke from Naruto.
>he imagined himself as the tough final boss of a video game
>He imagined himself taking the virginity of your crush
>He imagined her crying because she was never this happy before
>he used to imagine himself as some kind of opposition to his oneitis agenda after she ghosted him
>>37828969
>>37829031
>>37829189
>>37829371
STOP. PLEASE FUCKING STOP
>>37830565
fuck off, i even had the stage and theme planned for an encounter with me.
>he imagined surviving a horrific injury and coming back from the brink of death to exact revenge on the normalfags that did it to him
How come all this Chuunibyou behavior is so commonplace among different people? I'm assuming everyone in this thread had completely different upbringings and were raised in different places but we all shared the same delusional fantasies back when we were younger. Why is that?
>>37830818
>back when we were younger
heheh. yeah.
>he actually literally unironically goes on JRE in his mind while doing dishes or showering
>tfw walk around in public pretending to be agent 47
>he actually believed his own bullshit he tells himself about things getting better
>>37829604
HAHA ME TOO BRO HAHA
>>37829826
HAHAHA HOW PATHETIC THESE GUYS ARE HAHAHAHA
>he imagined himself stopping the school shooter
fookin dying here lads
>he imagined his crush died in a car accident and he would cry at her funeral
HAHAHAHA LOOK AT THIS GUY
>he imagined surviving a plane crash with a few peoples and planned how to survive while a qt falls in love with you till you saved the day
>>37829255
>not time control
>he imagines having a harem of mares
>>37828969
Actually my job pretty much is a video game.
>>37830936
you are hurting me
>he goes around reading billboards and signs in an announcer style voice
HOHOHAHHAHABAHEHEHAHA
>He imagines being stranded on an island after a plane crash/locked in a bunker/being the survivor of a worldwide pandemic with only a cute girl as company
Can't have any other men around to present even the slightest challenge for her affections, huh?
>>37828969
> He actually think he can escape real life problems using games and feel sorry for himself doing nothing about it, reapeating it everyday to rest of his life hoping for better until he die.
AHHAAAHAHAAHAHAHA
>he starts acting like the main character of that series he marathoned in his apartment
>he imagined that he could stop time and have sex with all the hot girls
>he makes his vidya character exactly like him
>he rp's that character irl
lololo
>>37828969
I used to work as a janitor
I'd always think about my day at work being the tutorial level of some janitor simulator game, and all the motions I was making were shown as controls on the screen of the game
>>37832787
My dream job, if normies would leave me the fuck alone.
I unironically like cleaning up the mess of lemmings.
He imagined that he pushed his crush out of the way of a car and that she would fall in love with him.
>mfw RIGHT NOW I hold certain "supernatural" powers you would never imagine and are not even properly explored in fantasy
Guess anon knows better, eh
It CAN change the world. If the time and energy are right.
Not telling what it is.
It has many subsets that are extremely fucking awesome.
I don't give a shit about the NSA, FBI etc spying on me - you already know me and people like me are unstoppable, the only thing you can do is control the masses, or eventually let us do this shit right together.
I swear to everything that is sacred that I'm not trolling.
I ended up on 4chan because of certain personal issues that occur with terran life of this magnitude, that's why I post here of all things.
Some of you know what I'm talking about, and you guys know you are awesome.
This will be my only post here.
Goodbye and do your meditations
>>37828969
I did and sometimes I did those GTA Vice city menu sounds with my mouth to pretend I was actually in a vidya menu
This is new kind of suffering
>he actually pictured himself pictured in a poster for a movie or a sports brand
>>37828969
Every time I get new clothes I imagine it being a piece of a set of armor for an rpg character and make up a name and a stat.
>>37832774
>>37832733
>>37833352
>>37830565
>>37828969
STOP! THIS IS TOO RELATABLE, PLEASE!
>>37828969
>he ACTUALLY and UNIRONICALLY thinks people are watching him walk in public and adjusts his already awkward stance accordingly
>>37832787
FUCK
obscure yet relatable
>he drives in his car and imagines that napoleon or jesus or some famous person from history is sitting in the passenger seat and you are his 'tour guide' of the future, and you are blowing his mind by showing all the future technology, cars, planes, skyscrapers, etc
>he LITERALLY fantasized about learning japanese and thought everyone would think he was cool
>>37832774
>>37831513
please, quit exposing me
>>37833352
>and then played his favorite song and pretended it was part of the OST of the movie
>>37834098
Pretty sure Jesus wouldn't be impressed.
>he fantasizes about finding a nice girl who will love him for who he is despite his faults and will want to settle down with him and grow old together
>>37828969
>He actually imagined time stopping for all but him and a cute girl and going on an adventure of the ages.
>imagined being some badass Halo Sparten/Odst or even the Master Chief
>imagined being an ace pilot in ww2 with an edgy risk taking attitude while taking serious situations as a joke.
>imagined zombie apocalypse and finding oneitis and saving her. Only to take care of her and teach her how to fend for herself.
>imagined getting fucked in the ass by Gordon Ramsy only for him to scream "Here comes the Lamb Sauce you bloody cunt!" as he cums inside your butthole.
>imagined taking on terrorist in the school that are holding everyone hostage as if you are some sort of badass punisher character only for it to end in a knife/fist fight to save oneitis
>imagined being a badass knight that takes shit from nobody, protects a small village and is known as a legendary warrior, normally the silent type.
>imagined being a gunslinger type character that saves the town or something like that.
>imagined sitting here and writing a bunch of fantasy's people have but will never admit to in fear of being socially spit on.
>>37832861
Have you ever played Viscera Cleanup Detail?
I think you would like it.
>he actually imagined writing the perfect pathetically relatable post on a website for losers in order to get (You)s
>>37834573
There was a movie about this fantasy that came out in the early 2000s called Clockstoppers.
>>37834863
That's sounds kind of interesting actually, although mine was more of time just randomly stopped out of the blue and neither of us know why. You and the girl, two peas in a pot, the only animate beings surrounded by husks of strangers in a world devoid of motion. Just out of the blue as we're going about our lives.
>>37830192
;( which game anon
>imagined himself as a video-game character jumping across the room to pass time during elementary school
Tell me I'm not the only one
>>37830170
Fucking died, way too specific
>>37829806
Whats up Whos guy. I haven't seen you around in a while.
>>37828969
>He actually acted as if his life were a sitcom
Haha
>>37833172
Give us a hint on what it is. Cmon
>>37831554
>>37831577
>>37831639
>>37832013
>>37832733
>he posts his thoughts one at a time and expects people not to notice all the similar reaction images clumped together in a particular part of a thread
>>37829371
FUCK YOU CUNT, THATS NOT FUNNY
>he unironically dreamed that he actually had a qt girlfriend that would one day unexpectedly show up at his school for a brief moment to do cute things with him and make everyone jealous
>he still does
>>37829371
fuck you faggot I'm gonna be the next blackwater, just you see
>he unironically imagined himself meeting his clone, beating it into unconciousness, then fucking it.
>>37830955
Every single time I suit up and wear my crimson tie.
>he factually, literally, in reality, unironically, in real life has made up an ideal manic pixie dream gf that he thinks about while he lays in bed
CAN'T MAKE THIS SHIT UP FOLKS AHAHAHA
>>37835861
>crimson tie
mein nigger
>when he lies in bed he thinks about all the mistakes he ever made and resolves to do everything he can to fix his life the next day and fantasizes about when his 'real life' will begin
>he gives up when he wakes up after he realizes how hard that will be and wastes another day subconsciously aware of his death growing ever closer
Fucking priceless
>he actually thinks he could be a great artist people would remember for a long time
Lmao what a fuckin idiot
>he imagines getting into a tragic car accident and imagines who he would make his final call to, what he would say, then enjoy his last sweet moments
>>37828969
>>37829031
>>37829189
>>37829223
>>37829339
>>37829371
>>37829682
>>37829716
>>37829957
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
NOT TODAY YOU NORMALFUCKS JUST KILL YOURSELF ALREADY AND QUIT TORMENTING ME I ALREADY WANNA DIE
>HE IMAGINED HIMSELF BEING THE NEXT EINSTEIN
>>37831160
Delet this immediately por favor
>he used to wear a green hoodie and cargo pants with lots of pockets to store all sorts of odd things in them to simulate an Items inventory and would run and jump around in nature with a stick imagining himself as Link
anyone else?
>pretended the yellow starburst was an invincibility star so i wouldn't have to feel pain again
>it didn't work
>>37828969
More like an anime, I imagined an epic world and a character adventures in it
>>37833172
Holy shit, it's a real life chuunibyou
>hes daydreaming about all the girls he would have in highschool if he could travel back in time with todays knowledge
>>37829031
>>37829189
>>37829682
>>37829826
>>37830194
>>37834243
Stop laughing at me, I thought this was a normie free zone.
>>37832898
Hit a little too close to home homie...
>>37828969
Pretending real life is an FPSRPG is pretty useful actually
>>37829371
FUCK OFF
HOW DID YOU KNOW
>>37828969
>he actually imagined flying and being the attention of everyone.
Wew!!!
this thread makes me feel predictable
>>37838517
Well all are, that's why we're boring and not mysterious and exciting to women, besides however ugly you are.
>he unironically pretended he had a sentient AI girlfriend in his phone
>>37829189
it was funny the first 200 times it was posted
Daydreaming is a common human thing and everybody does that.
Why does this surprise all of you?
We all grew up with the same movies, games and books so it's obvious that our fantasies have the same base plotline.
If you really believe that Chad and Stacey do not daydream at all, well, THAT is problematic.
Why can't you see as a good thing the fact that we all share the same stories and fantasies? The most famous artists are indeed the ones that are capable of capturing the shared dreams of people.
>>37838731
>problematic
fuck you and your father and your mother
>>37838731
the thing is Chad and Stacey daydream about being loser virgins and thank god that its only a dream
>>37829371
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAHAHA damn got me
>>37830158
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAHAHA fucking dying here m8
>>37832774
sHIT m8, get out of my mind
>>37832787
seems pretty comfy tbqh m8
>>37836019
I hope you have a license for that assault feel
>>37834573
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP
>>37838731
>He doesn't understand the meme
>He imagines himself wining an award and geting interviewed for it
>>37829031
>he has an imagination
Really stirs my Tang.
>he wished he could go back in time and change his future
LOLOLO
>>37829339
>>37836019
>>37841592
>>37840526
Hahahaha funny cunts.
>>37838731
Chad and Stacy don't dream, they're already living the dream.
>he imagined freezing time and fucking all the girls in class
WHAT A WEIRDO LMFBAOO
>mfw daydreaming brings me joy and it's a great way to kill time in boring situations
Get glassed normies
>he imagined that he would get deathly ill and everyone in school would feel sorry for him, and then he'd survive and no one would bully him anymore after that
>she imagines that Chad will finally understand that she's his true love and dumps his harem of Stacies.
Ha! Kill me now. Being a fembot is torture.
>>37835516
I am well. in a very original way
He originally gave a guided presentation on how he makes a fucking sandwich like some sort of tv chef
>he imagines himself as a succesful content creator, be it artist, musician, film reviewer or streamer
ha ha this thread has me laffin...
>>37840003
jus stop
PLEAE AHHAHAHAH
>>37829371
I'M NUCLEAR
Fugg u op I thought I was special
>>37841818
Was sad when we learned these fucks don't know sympathy or empathy, so they'd probably just laugh if you died
>>37829826
There's nothing wrong with this though
>>37835120
>two peas in a pot
>he imagined his friendly chad acquaintance would initiate him to the wonders of normiedom and help get him laid
>>37828969
>He actually fell for the "Just tell a teacher" meme when he used to get bullied