Be the biggest newfag you can in one thread.

>>37824217
[Spoiler]ok[/Spoiler]

I don't see what's wrong with hookup culture

>>37824217
Hey r9k brahs, I'm having relationship problems with my gf and I thought this would be the perfect board to announce this too, but yeah fuck those normies XD

>37824217
what is the name of the yellow hair girl that's all around 4chan?

>>37824231
I still make these mistakes

>>37824217
What is a "newfag", mister greenfacepicture?

>>37824267
these are not regular shitposts I can tell......

>>37824298
what yellow hair girl
what are you talking about

>37824298
sorry meant to say green

>test
Did I greentext correctly?

I see that frog all over this site, what is it called?

>>37824217
>BASED GOD EMPEROR TRUMP
>MAGA
>PRAISE KEK

>>37824217
/\
/\ /\

why is it saying my comment isn't original??

Which one of you 4chan people is the hacker?

>>37824217


How do i make my text green?
Im a girl btw, lol

Wait I never typed desu

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>>37824428
>I'm a girl btw, lol

what is this game you always talk about?

>>37824217
How do I create an account here? Why does nobody use their photos?

>>37824524
that sent a shiver down my spine

>>37824217
Why does everybody keep posting the grinch on this website??

>>37824217
I have one question.

I know that most people here in 4chan are really hostile against outsiders (i have been here for few days so i know exactly how people acts here), but how did the hate for reddit originate? Why did they need to choose "redditor" as an insult or stuff like that, and to have reddit as the main focus of their hate?

I personally think that reddit is more useful than 4chan, where most boards are 99% shitposting

>>37824690
this hurt the most

>>37824217
If I make a tripcode, can I ever post without it or will I be stuck with it forever?

serious question, i have no idea how they work, faq instructions unclear

How do I @ someone?
;D

How do I downvote opinions that are contrary to liberal education? I'm so educated ama

@37824217
Why do people on here hate women so much?

Hey guys, DaPokeMaster666 here!

You may have heard about me, I usually post on /b/ (yeah I know, rule 1 and 2 but whatever, we're all friends here right ^_^), just raided some kid on YouTube, he deleted his account when I called him a faggot lol

Anyway, DaPokeMaster666 some to you with a... problem, of sorts. On /b/ they told me this is the board for discussing... eheh... *scratches floor with shoe in embarrassed way* ...girl problems.

I've already seen a lot of talk about that, but I just can't understand you guys! ^_^ your lingo is so totally different!

So I get that Chad is a cool guy, and Stacy is a beautiful woman, but what's a qt3.14 and a KHV?

And why do you talk so much about food lol, roast beef and tendies (must be a British thing since you buy them with GBP), so random XD

Anyway, thought I'd introduce myself, and see you guys around!

Is the home of the Nazi Frogs I've been hearing about?

PS: Why is the interface so annoying?

>>37824916
Is this pasta?

asd0jaqefbnuio

>>37824690
>the spacing
nice touch anon 10/10

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>>37824690
Because the reddit culture is based on sheepthink and censorship. The niche subs are fine, I actually go on my football teams sub for expample and it's fun because it's small but overall reddit is just consumed by people getting triggered over anything offensive (even as a joke) and just is general being lame. The way that they take one unfunny comment then build a chain of similar but slightly edited even less funny comments makes me want to hurl. People on there are also too "nice" to the point where it comes off as wanting to be liked and that's just pathetic. Also, this is a big one for me, moderation is up the ass which makes it a no-fun zone unless you participate in the most inoffensive, boring humor possible.

The main problem people have on herewith reddit is the culture surrounding redditors and some fundamentals of the sit itself.

Check out the ED article and you'll understand.

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Hi, /r9k/! How is your day going?


>be me
>go to the mall to buy shirts
>get weird stares
>get phone out
>see giant solidified jizz stain on pocket
>leave quickly and abruptly

>>37824916
is the newfaggotry the content or that you're a tryhard?

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How do I green text
Is it like this

<test
Or this
>test

>>37825024
>having to ask
>being this new

>>37824217
hundred thousand keks for kekistani shidilay

>>37825105
>forgetting to remove trip code while samefagging
>newfag as fuck

@37824217
Hey guys! Who came here from that EPIC thread on /r/4chan?

>>37825136
This is top tier bait or you're actually retarded.

Why dont u guys use ur real nanes here lol what r u afraid of
Sent from my iPhone

>>37824217
hey, any fellow redditors here? haha. Why does nobody here talk about trump, i thought this would be the place since i see lots of from pictures.
Also where is the upvote and downvote, or like and dislike or whatever button? :/

>>37825158
frog pictures* XDDD
where can i edit my post?

>>37824217
[img]frog.jpg[/img]

Peepee the frog is so funny XD

>/r9k/ isn't a board for male social outcast virgins. It doesn't say anything about that in the sticky, after all.

>>37824757
tripcode is always the same famalamsnadjnsa

>>37824916
This is a very good post, good job anon

4chan is really dangerous teehee

Nice to meet you! Where I can enroll to Anonymous?

>Racism is a normie trait that has no place on /r9k/!

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>>37824217
Hey guis. Female here tehee. * derails thread* woops! Sorry ;)

>>37824217
where can i log in? xDDD

>be me
>be 2015
>be me in highschool
>wow_awkward.gift
>mfw no face

>>37824217
This is my first time on the dark web xD

I just broke up with my gf and is about to head out to the club with my friends, any tips on picking up girls?

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tits or gtfo!!
haha

testing originally mr.robot

Tbh desu desu desu

HOW DO I POST IF THE CAPTCHA SAYS I AM NOT A ROBOT NOOOOOO XDD

Hi my name is
>coolguy111
Pls teach me how2
<Greentext itz rl cool like me

Hey is there any way I can upvote or like posts? There's some epic win on this sub and I want to award a few internets, hehe

>>37824973
>complaining about reddit spacing
the true sign of a newfag, well done

>>37825236
Peepee be the piss-yellow coloured brother lmao

lolwut
what the fuck is this "original" thing?

>>37826062
Nice one
>>37824916
Not sure if copy pasta of really dedicated robot

>>37824217
>board wars
>sage with image
>double spaces every line
>not 4chan filename

Why are there some many pictures of "traps" here? Are you 4chinnerz gay pedophiles of what XD

>>37824959
>>37826189
It was OC.

>>37826555
Check out my epic trips guise

(The sametripping is very meta - remember, we're all newfags)

Can someone explain this forum to me, please?
I can't quite figure out how to register my screen name and every time I post the thread disappears. I also can't quite figure out the topic.
If anyone can help, please send a PM and hopefully I'll be able to figure it out from there. Yes, before you ask, I *have* already contacted the mod team.
Glad to be a part of the community.
Thanks.
-JakeFromPennStFarm

you guys are only virgins because you are all butthurt racist neckbeards,get a life you basement dwelling nolifers

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>>37826616
Hey Jake,
I'm another person and ur a newfag boi xD
we don't like you're kind around here.
traps are /r9k/ culture

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Hey I'm 17 and sometimes when I fuck a girl she says she likes me and I get nervous and shy. This has happened a lot.

>inb4 not a robot
I AM SUCH A ROBOT. YOU DON'T EVEN KNOW.

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>>37826662
haha samefag
can't even doing it right

traps are hot, only normals are into women
lol get back to /pol/ you racists

>>37824757
you can post without it

Umm, isn't 4Chan dangerous? I heard bodies are found by Anonymous 4Chan users and pedophiles roam here on the Dark Web. Am I going to get a virus by using this website?

How do I edit my post?

Edit: Oh, nevermind.

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KEK tits or gtfo

would upvote if i could xd

>tfw people use this thread to ask actual questions they actually non-ironically didn't know before without getting judged for it

>>37826731
>Am I going to get a virus?
This was me in my newfag days, damn.

>>37826827
you gonna need a bigger bait
How do I delete my post?

>>37824310
Ctrl + s nigga.

>>37824217 Hello I'm new here and just wanted to know how I can be a part of Anonymous...

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/greentext/
epic post anon>>37824217

sincererly anonymous

I'm not a newfag! I've been browsing 4chan for a year now

>>37824916
Nice but a newfag wouldn't know how to trip, they'd just namefag

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Hey, let's have a faces of /r9k/ thread!

Rate others if you want to be rated yourself!!! ^o^

Ugh I wish these weebs would stop posting anime no one wants to see that shit

l have AIDS

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>>37824217
>fuck >off >newfags
>you >ruined >my >board
>im >here >for >over >10 >years

What does TL;DR mean? What is ITT?
>lol i just figured out how to make the text green XD

>>37824690
This! And /r9k is easily the worst sub of them all.

how do I take a screenshot? I'm using a Mac btw

@No. 37824217

What's a newfag?

>>37824217
What's a newfag desu?

>>37827840
Delete system 32 xD

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@37824217 (OP)
lol u like my memes lmao?
lets get a maymay thread going

<what's a oneitis?


> Why does everyone hate women here?

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FACEBOOK FAP THREAD: MAGA EDITION

Ummmm, you guys here are pathetic? I mean hating woman, really? Seriously?

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>>37824217
Hey guys do you want to see my new fingerbox

I heard you guys are hackers and can bring down youtube on your own.
When will I be one of you?

>Test

Did i do th greenthing right

>>37829587
wrong
You don't greentext a text

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>>37824217 (OP)#
Hello everyone! ^_^

I'm 14, but I know I can act mature enough for all of you to post here. I would appreciate it if you didn't call me a fag every time you address me. I'm a robot like you guys, so I don't deserve that at all :(

On good days, I like going to metal concerts and hitting on girls there. What do you guys like to do on a good day? :D

>Greentext is so cool LOL
>Where is c pe? 4chan edgy m8

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check em

op why do you suck so much cock

>>37829904
nice rare pepe, saved

>>37824939
>xxxHunterxxx
nice touch

>>37824217
Hey guys why do so many people post as anonymous on this forum when you can use a name and have people recognize your posts?

>>37824217
[/Spoiler]im not a new feg[/Spoiler]

sage

@37824217

Why? lmao

@37829290

a what?

>greeyeaieoragalnie

>>37824217
how is this grinch guy is he a nazi

Haha you guys have a good sense of humor

I think I'm going to fit in here nicely :)

>>37829187
The su pic really brings this piece together

Hey is this Reddit?

to post number 37824217
lol hey guys new guy here how can i add people and edit my profile? (startspoiling)#newguy(finishspoiling)

>>37824217
DAE hate anime?

Are you guys really all virgins? How can you be a virgin past 18 lmao wtf

>>37824217
Is this the website Buzzfeed was on about? Lmao loserssssss

umm, why do you say that stuff about women? like, you haven't even talked to them irl? That's hella sexist??

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>>37830040
Thanks, anon :D

I'm a connoisseur for rare Pepes. You can have another if you want :P

>>37824690
wow anon thats an amazing newfag impression

>Go to /B/ NEWFAG REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I shudder to think that most people posting ITT came to 4chan post-2012.

>>37831927
look at me lulz im an oldfag i get 50 cool boi pointz xD

>>37831927
this is a really good newfag impression
how do you do it, anon?

>>37832027
lmaooo, why are oldfags so elitist?? REAL oldfags welcome the new userbase. s m h t b h f a m

Reee tripfag. Anonymous is leejun. Tits or gtfo amirite. Rules 1 and 2

>>37824217
Moods MOOOODS mods! Mods! MOOODS!

>when people use oregano, or "original" at the end of a reply to bypass the robit

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I think suicide is not a solution.

>>37831927
>"I've been here since longcat LULZ"
>"REAL 4CHAN WUZ ALL ABOUT BOXXY THOS WE'RE THE TIEMS"

>>37832136
oldfags are cucks tbqhwy famalam topkek

>>37824217
who's the little green alien you guys keep posting?

>>37832270
It's from my facebook group lol

LOL I LOVE CANDLEJ-

>>37832278
Lets be mutuals on facebook :D

>>37832299
Sure man & you got snapchat? My stories are wild af lol

4chan has always been conservative. I've been here since 2010.

Heeeyyyy girl here ^-^ uhm my name is Stacy how do you all know my name??

#37824217

>>37832324
Yeah dude, let me add you real quick
>mods do that black thing over the next text
this forum is so nice to meet people on xD

>>37824916
that isnt funny
>>/out/

>>37824217
What are dubs? Also where do I make an account?

>>37832398
Lol ikr xP just added you bro lets talk there

lol ok xdddddddddddd owo whats this?

Is this where the mysterious hacker known as "four-chan" lives?

>>37824217
So this is the legendary 4chan. I hear all the great internet memes came from here. Lolcats, rickrolling, Pedobear, over 9000, shoop da woop, trollface.. all you guys. Not to mention the infamous hacker group Anonymous, which spawned Gamergate and the alt-right.

So, when's the next raid?

>i heard about this place from reddit xd

>>37824217
I've been here since 2008 you fucko

>>37824217
Today OP was not a faggot nice rare pepe mind if I save it?

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why can't I watch webms on my iphone?

>>37826981
holy
fucking
shit
You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original. You have been muuted for 4 seconds, because your comment was not original.

is this posting? i keep making posts but I can't find them?

does anyone have any hacker connections? need to get into my girl's cell phone think she might be texting some ohter guy

>>37826981
On mobile though

@37824217
How do you be a "newf*g"? Sorry it's my first day, lel
Why is everyone here named anonymous? Is this the hacker board?

>>37824217
lol i am not a newfag senpaitachi desu

'Saaaa guys, my name is John, and uhhh....
mind if i HIT THAT DAB REAL QUICK!!?!?

\o>
.|
/\

Ahaha sick, add me on steam btw johnmstr96

>>37827504
Pulse don't know where the fuck anybody is

>>37834429
44 nice dubs lulz

So what's this green frog thing everyone's been posting lately?

What's a M00t? idk what it is but I'd really like 2 know xDDD

>>37826981
>mfw I still don't know how to do ctrl + s
>too anxious to try it and make a mistake
>afraid people will point it out and laugh at me

I-is it like this? I would always type it out

someone please tell me how to greentext
we should hack stuff

[Spoiler]XD[/Spoiler]

Let's try ctrl + s

Gow back to /pol/

Guys how do I triforce? I'm not a newfag anymore. I've been here all summer and nobody will show me.

hey there folks

want to watch me spoiler triforce spoiler?

check this out

^
^^

so I heard this is the place where people go to talk about there problems and this one guy i liked left me for this other girl so i decided to go out with his friend and he broke up with me too? all of my boyfriends keep breaking up with me and dont buy me the stuff i need and its really bringing me down lately :c

I think you guys need a glass of
>#RespectWomen
juice

>>37824217
No

Original

origino

>[spoiler\]can i green text spoliers?[/spoiler]

Why are you people so hateful and racist? What did black people ever do to you :(

>>37824217
/r9k/ is a board for sad and lonely beta males, normies not welcome.

>>37835436
Yes you can

Also I can't make a thread because it says I need to upload an image or something

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I love you. Let's be friends.

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my favorite one i did on pol

>>37835553
oh thanks

Yeah I have that error too, does anybody know what it means?

I'm only 6'3 and half my friends bench more than me, feelsbadman. Yes, all my friends are chads and yes, I am NOT a chad I am a robot. How I became friends with them I do not honestly know as we have nothing in common besides Football, Soccer, and Halo on the weekends (when they're not smashing Stacies). But yeah they criticize me whenever I try to play something like Grunge or Vaporwave. They sure as hell don't get why I still watch Dragon Ball. I'd like to meet more nerds like me out there (not like the big bang theory guys though haha) so that's why I browse this robot board.

Why does everyone have the same username?

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>>37824310
cause you are a newfag

>Calling others newfag

>>37831681
hahahaha sooo funny. wow i relly relly like that image anon do you mind if i save it.

>>37824310

>Using spoilers as a punchline

You ever wonder how people find out you suck dicks?

>>37836070
not as much as you, fagboi

what is tfw?

>>37835147
am i doing it right [spoiler ]hello testing [/spoiler]

>>37824231
[/spoiler] test I'm on mobile


Beep

>>37836788
Wait what how did that happen


test

>>37836788
>>37836804
can someone please help me do black highlighter i type crtl + s doesnt work
see... is there a number i can call for tech support?

>>37836871
this is a test[\spoiler ]

>>37836883
why does it say spoiler still??? please help!!

what u can still do this. incredible.

Hello is anyone online?

XD PEPE

>>37824217
check out my dubs

>>37829290
the fuck is a fingerbox

spolied text

>>37824217
[Hey I'm new]

>>37824217
Where is the like button? and why is everyone saying desu baka senpai and cuck?

hi every1 im new!!!!!!! *holds up spork* my name is katy but u can
call me t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m!!!!!!!! lol...as u can see im very random!!!!
thats why i came here, 2 meet random ppl like me ^_^... im 16 years old
(im mature 4 my age tho!!) i like 2 watch naruto w/ my girlfreind
(im bi if u dont like it deal w/it) its our favorite tv show!!! because its
SOOOO random!!!! shes random 2 of course but i want 2 meet more random
ppl =) like they say the more the merrier!!!! lol...anyways i hope 2 make
alot of freinds here so give me lots of comments!!!!

DOOOOOMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! <--- me bein random again ^_^ hehe...toodles!!!!!

love and waffles,

* ~t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m~*

>delete this
>my sides

<21:00:43 No.37824217
hi guys

desu kek maga
How to greentext?
How to register username on 4chans?
EEX DEE
>GET OFF MY BOARD NEWFAG, REE

>>37824217
Dude why is everyone here so mean!?

What does the sideways triangle mean XDD

-waffles

>>37839105
becuz ur a fagggg lol

>>37839184
That's it! I'm going to go back to tumblr

TRAPS ARE FUCKING DISGUSTING I HOPE YOU FAGGOT LIBERALS BURN IN HELL MAGA

>>37839219
lol ur gay like that site im going to 9gag lol

>>37839234
HELLO FELLOW KEKISTANI! KEK MUST HAVE BROUGHT US HERE TOGETHER BY FATE

>>37839241
DARN YOU KID

>>37839260
CUM NUZZIES TENDEIS

>>37839254
IM PART OF THE ALT RIGHT YEAH YOU MIGHT HAVE HEARD OF US YOU SJW KEK FUCK OFF FACTS NOT FEELINGS HAHA BET YOUR TRIGGERED

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>>37839271
Lmao epic haha

what the fuck did you just fucking staye about me faggot?>>37839292

>>37839309
fug meant for>>37839271
originalu

>>37839327
god dammit meant for>>37839234

>>37839309
I Listen to rational skeptics on youtube like sargon of akkad and armoured skeptic and the amazing athiest and they warned me about you stupid sjws!

any girls wanna show 800813$?

How dare you deny the holocaust !

>>37832234
Underrated post

Deserves more upvotes

>>37825155
>Sent from my iPhone
That sentence used to annoy the fuck out of me so hard when I still received e-mails from actual people. Everyone who had that were immensely pretentious cunts. I prefer the constant stream of phishing and commercial e-mails I get nowadays.

>>37839358
Username checks out xD would upvote if I could

>>37824217
Plebbit

Spacing

Is key

All hail god emperor trump

Why are there so many gays and traps here?

This site belongs to the alt right now, beta computer dwelling virgins out!

Why is everyone posting anime? Anime is gay.

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>>37824428
Oh my sides! They've split!

>>37826827
Hey uhm how do I upload picture with random 4chan filename instead of my original filename?
[/Spoiler] please I really don't know XD

>>37839479
I space like that and i wont stop. Ever

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You don't have to be a virgin to be a robot

@37824217
lel please post more sad frog memes xD

37824217

How do I make my text green?

"Tranny" is a derogatory slur.

How do i tage myself!?! I saw very funny board and need to knwo!

>>37839348
>tma
>being anywhere even close to not absolutely despised by /pol/

>>37824217
Mom says the frog is kinda creepy and she's mad i saw a naked man on the other page

>>37826663
which anime is that picture from? ^^

>>37837162
9/10 newfag, but you forgot to namefag.

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>mfw we will never live under communist regime

no free tendies and video games for us amrite?!
>4chan was never racist ,take this back to pol

>if you dindu vote for bernie you are not a robot
>trump supporters go back to pol

Omg lol this board was never toxic against women.Go back to wizchan you clearly dont belong here. I was on this board for 7 years.

Guys this fucker molested my oneitits lets raid him!

WE are all studying something. If you dont go to uni you are not a robot but a loser.
Guys lets make new meme and make it popular.