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>>37815586
Have you tried going home?

>>37815586
Become a French whore.

>>37815586
>in france
thats your first mistake

>>37815593
Can't go home, my home is Australia and I don't have enough for a plane ticket.

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>>37815600
Idk how to speak French :( how to be where when u can't say "pls not in my butthole mister"

>>37815658
how the fuck do you even end up in that situation

look for an embassy or some shit

>>37815586
why are you in france lad?

>>37815586
Go to your embassy anon. You are lost.

>>37815670
Lmao, I put my trust in the wrong people I guess. Also im in super rural France, no embassies around here. Tbh I just wanna whine, I'll hitchhike back to the uk or some shit

>>37815710
WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO

origamilami

i dont know,

maybe not asking help from *anonymous strangers*?

Are you from ISIS? plz leave my hood.

sweet fake story cunt

>>37815710
So you can browse r9k on your phone but you can't search up where an embassy is or call a taxi or some shit? This is either bait or you're retarded

>>37815586
Join ISIS they will treat you like family.

>>37815639
>>>37815593
>Can't go home, my home is Australia and I don't have enough for a plane ticket.

Yo, look for the Australian embassy. Tell them your situation and they'll pay for you to get home. Otherwise, France is full of trees and rope isn't too expensive.

>>37815658
"Pas dans mon cul monsieur, s'il vous plait."
Just stick it into text to speech for pronounciation.

>"Put your trust in the wrong people"
Nigha that could mean anything, but let me guess: you were told that if you sucked a guy off he would pay for your flights home but instead you got kidnapped, raped and held for ransom by french isis then dropped off in the middle of nowhere

>>37815910
That's an unfortunately common misconception. The embassy will not pay him a ticket home. The most they will do is assist him in getting in contact with someone who can help him.

>>37815586
Swim over to the UK mate, ill set you up

>>37816075
I heard at the embassy they can help you take a loan or something but it's probably bullshit.