> "Son, i'm going to take a sunbath at the courtyard! Hurry up and apply the suncream in my skin!"
>>37810663
>suncream in my skin!
>>37810684
Injecting semen is a great way to block uv rays
Get Dede to do it
Tfw mommy will never be comfortable being naked around you
>>37810663
>But mom, doing that makes my chastity cage hurt. Can't you take it off while I do this? It's been a month.
>>37810663
I want to impregnate her girl pucci
>>37810663
HOOOOOW THE FUCK DO I KEEP LIVING KNOWING THIS SCENARIO WILL NEVER HAPPEN IN MY DISGUSTING FUCKING SHITTY LIFE.
is suicide the answer lads?
why can't i just have a thicc mommy...
tfw can't fuck this woman
>>37810663
>scrolling down catalog, Wojaks, Pepes, anime...
>see this humongous squatting naked woman
>kek'd
have a (you) OP, for the laff
>>37810663
>tfw will never be suffocated by a thicc milfs ass
>>37810976
Thanks for today's fucked up boner. I almost went a whole day without being a degenerate.
>>37810663
> ywn use that ass as a dining table or work desk
JUST
>>37811070
direct and star in your own porno
ez
>>37810663
Nobody talks like that, Pajeet. At least learn basic English before you make these awful threads.
>>37810663
>mfw I can't fucking look at a picture of a girls ass without*BRRRAAAAAPPPPPP!* entering my mind
It's legitimate fucking psychological torture. I can't even enjoy ass photos anymore without thinking of farts.
>>37812405
Like an ear-worm, huh? Sucks, dude.
>>37812441
I legitimately think it's a psy-op used by intelligence agency shills to degenerate men into fart fetishists and empower women to degrade men.