Tell me about your virgin fights /r9k/
I enjoy this meme but why does Chad always have early 90s kid slang on his shirts?
>>37806796
got drunk and started fighting with a mate. I wasn't being serious, he actually tried to hit and kick me but I just restrained him. Must've looked pretty gay but I didn't want to hurt him
>high school
>beta steals my phone at lunch to impress friends
>no mood
>get behind him and put him in arm lock
>tries laughing it off at first
>starts struggling when he feels im serious
>desperately reaching out
>friends think its hilarious
>starts turning purple
>let go when he goes limp
>grab phone back
>didnt wake up for a solid 10 mins
>disoriented and crying
>never felt bad man
Dont know if this counts as a fight or straight up assault
>>37808059
I too tell stories from the 2nd person perspective.
>be 11
>near passivist kid who never fought or got bullied, just left alone
>bullied by pack of senior slav girls
>fail the roll and succumb to the REEE mode
>push the main stacy in charge against tree and hold her by the neck
>her friends go mad but don't do anything
>let go when she makes audible gagging noise and cries
>run away as her friends check up on her
>feel bad about it later on since I was usually a calm kid who was left alone all the time
I never quite apologized, but they stopped bullying me, and the main girl in charge acted nice to me in middle school when older.
>>37808502
That's 1st person you fucking mongol
>>37806841
Because those "Born in the wrong generation"-people are normies.
>>37808502
you're thinking of third person
second person is (You)
>Be kid
>Playing with kids I had just met at a park.
>Trip over, land on little brother of one of those kids.
>"Sorry little brother of dude. I tripped, I didn't wanted to harm you"
>Little brat runs towards brother.
>I explain situation: "It was an accident"
>Fat dude comes next to me : "Don't worry, It's all clear"
>He puts a hand across my neck.
>He drops down like those WWE fighters.
>Really didn't hurted that much
>But hurted just enought to make me go mad.
>We're both on the ground.
>I Break out his hold and roll, sitting ontop of his fat belly.
>4 or 5 blows right into his face.
>He cries he's sorry.
>I ask why he WWE'd me.
>"You hurted the little kid."
ANOTHER
>Be in highschool 15 or something.
>Christian Religion hour.
>Nobody does that so we can go out the school during that time.
>Hang out with kids that didn't do religion.
>One of them smokes.
>He's a manlet that probably was lucky if he was 1.60 meters.
>At that point in my life I used to be /fit/ (had done waterpolo for something like 4 or 3 years at that point)
>He's smoking next to me.
>Politely ask if he could move a little bit away, as I've a very sensitive throat and Smoke makes me feel bad.
>"AHAH, Anon's a pussy who can't deal with smoke"
>He blows smoke into my face.
>Slap cigarette out of his mouth
>Take him by his throat and lift him up just a little bit, holding my first behind my head so that's clare that I could bash him.
>Let him go as I was scared to have overreacted
>Everyone praises me and tells "That dude asked for it, you asked him politely!"
>feelsgood.png
>>37809281
>"hurted"
>>37808974
She must have liked it.
>>37806796
>arms always prepared to deflect pussy
Lmao
>>37808059
>high school
>in the special ed class
>some fuck tries to trip me
>stomp on his ankle
>He falls over screaming in pain
>I too, begin literal autistic shrieking
>Teachers come out
>Put on a show about "how he hurt me"
>He gets in trouble when I could have just gone around.
>>37809067
A fellow Finfag?
>>37809281
LADDIC
>>37808974
gave that bitch a choking fetish