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/britfeel/ bf WHEN

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Funny Lizard 2

ebina is a right qt

It's all a bit shit, isn't it?

>>37805938
I've had a change of heart, /britfeel/
I used to take the piss out of tilde sometimes, but after what you lot did earlier and the shit you're giving ebin, I will be enforcing a no bullying rule.

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what u listening to lads?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0U6sWqfrnTs

>>37805971
this is a good one

>>37805989
It's not bullying if people bring it on themselves. If you express retarded views expect others to disagree.

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What do I do lads? Really want some McCoy's but it's so bloody hot. 27 degrees in my room

do you agree that most people on 4chan would call a guy a cuck for settling for less, if so, why do you expect women to settle for robots when they can get better?

>>37805993
Listening to Guile's Theme, getting pumped for some gaming https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Iof5pRAIZmw

>>37805993
Listening to a bit of the Beatles lad
https://youtu.be/iELGhAGwBdc

>>37806126
Remember that time you had a kebab lad? Imagine a kebab in this heat

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Is this a good Mako, lads?
Who am I kidding? It sucks.

Welcome to the /britfeel/ arms.

We have a fine selection of real ales and gins, which we pride ourselves on. We also have a fantastic array of board games. We host a risk night e every second Wednesday of the month!
We have a leased line from BT giving us the best possible wifi connection. So no worries there lads.
And our prices are friendly so that even your bennies will go far!

It's a lock in lads. Nobody slowed out til day light. We got a lot of drinking to do between now and then.

Who fancies a game of shove hapenny?

>>37805938
Teach me how to buy bitcoins and buy weed from dodgy TOR sites, please Britfeel. I haven't had a joint for weeks

>>37806137
no one cares about roasties here you whiteknight tard

>>37806126
It's so fucking hot, I don't know whether to buy a fan for my room.

I feel the moment I do it won't be hot anymore.

>>37806185
Kill jester

Preferably originally

>>37806199
>whiteknight because i speak the truth

good one lad.

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>>37806137
>do you agree that most people on 4chan would call a guy a cuck for settling for less
No
>why do you expect women to settle for robots when they can get better?
Women obsess about the standing of the man they're with. If they can trade up, they will. Men, on the other hand, care much more about love and will reject 'better' girls to be with the one they love.

>>37806185
I'll have a water please

It's still really fucking hot, lads.

>>37806180
I just ate a donner. Pretty good desu.
Third large meal of the day though.
Two meals at Spoons and a kebab.
Fatfeels

>>37806194
Alphabay lad, google it you'll find the link ez pz

>>37806202
Do it lad, even if it gets cooler it will be a good investment for next year

Normally gets really hot in July anyway

>>37806216
Oh lad. No fighting inside allowed.
Keep that up and I'll lock you in the cellar til you calm down.
>>37806239
Sounds good. In this heat. Sensible to keep hydrated. Can I tempt him with some Ribena low sugar?

>>37806236
What are you on about? Both genders try to trade up but it's only a certain mindset which try to do that. You can see what women care about status but you just avoid them as they are nutters.

been skirting round the edge of the khole forever
too scared to jump in

>>37806342
Oh go on then lad, but do you have strawberry ribena? Haven't had that in years

>>37806180
I was thinking of getting another kebab tonight lad because mummy's not home, but she didn't leave any money out so idk if it would be ok or not. Besides, that kebab I had last time was rather tasteless, just really greasy

Fuck it, I'm having the McCoy's. Maybe I should put them in the fridge for a bit first...

>>37806236
>Men, on the other hand, care much more about love and will reject 'better' girls to be with the one they love.

women are exactly the same though. they go crazy for the one they love. they will trade them up if they dont give a fuck, like men. just look at damon lad, he cheated on his wife and almost ruined his relationship because he wanted a quick fuck. women can be just as wicked as women lad.

women obviously can be evil but i equally know guys who are just as bad, if not worse. one of my mates used to always cheat and manipulate his ex, and i know plenty of other guys who are exactly the same. thinking only women are bad is exactly the same as feminazis.

>>37805984
It is m8.

>>37806378
You're like ebin but more fun

I think you should be devilish and buy a kebab

>>37805984
https://youtu.be/qqjK6EZPFZc
Aye

Fucking global warming, It's so fucking hot, what's the forecast like for this week?

>>37806412
i imagine lots of people here are probably similar to ebin but they dont talk about it.

Fuck me how do these hot all year round countries even function. This isn't healthy lads, I'm very uncomfortable at this temperature

I think personal computers are too impersonal
I like my 27" screen and additional 2x 19" screens, but it's like a portal into my mind and I don;t like people looking

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Lads I made a thing
>inb4 GCHQ

>>37806352
>You can see what women care about status
That's all women lad. See how long your 'good girl' stays with you if you quit your job and become penniless. That stuff wouldn't matter for a man at all

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>>37806468
>hobbies:
>education:
>political ideology:

>>37806371
Blast from the past. I don't know if they even make that any more? Likewise, not seen it in a really long time.
Sorry.
All we have is full fat and low fat ribena. Kia ora orange squash. Tesco basics lime cordial.

I'll have a word with the suppliers. See if we can get any out of date strawberry.

>>37806438
I understand why Spain have siestas in the afternoon. I'd die if I had to work in this heat.

>>37806483
>See how long your 'good girl' stays with you if you quit your job and become penniless.

i have known plenty of girls like this..

>>37806468
Looks like its been made by a schizophrenic

what am I supposed to do
I'm just waiting for the order
I'm not a leader, but there's nobody to follow
what do I do

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>>37806468
should I do that MBTI shit? I've always thought it was a load of shite to make you feel like a special snowflake like most online tests

>Oh look! your a unique genius! Please share this on facebook!

>>37806468
very nice. what do i do with it? im not very computer savvy

>>37806495
Aye, haven't seen them in years desu, they were so good tho. You know what, I'll have a kia ora, it's just me and my dog had har

>>37806468
>could fill this out right now
>can't be bothered and I need to sleep
Night lads

>>37806483
this

any roasty slag could net a guy NEET

not much chance of a NEET guy netting a girl though

>>37806483
Dunno about that mate. My sister earns more than her partner and has for some years. He had some shit min wage job for ages too. They seem pretty happy and now have a house, dog and child.

>>37806543
have you read any of that holyland manga?

>>37806261
Still don't know how to buy Bitcoins and how to send them to one of the vendors there.

>>37806622
Have you tried following a tutorial?

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>>37806236
>>37806137
Surely /britfeel/ would never call someone a cuck for no reason

should i put 100 quid on mayweather to win the fight?

>>37806620
ofcourse not, all I've done in the last 12hours is watch 2 anime episodes. Its too hot to do anything

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>>37806490
I only murder people on Wednesday
>>37806530
Schizotypal personality disorder is on the spectrum I think
>>37806543
It is, but I quite like it. 16 personalities or other entry level tests are Facebook tier, but if you read into it it's probably quite useful in fir guru get things out about yourself
>>37806605
Good night anon

>>37806655
do it when the fight gets closer, the odds for him will be better. he's 1.18 on betfair atm but he'll probably go to like 1.25

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>>37806688
>atheist
>strasserism
>age 19

where'd you test your personality type then?

>>37806673
>Its too hot to do anything

dont get cheecky chief. wanna have a fight? i will only use my left hand, and i only get 5 punches.

it will similar to when freeza fights nail and he only uses his left hand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6uVtKkJe2YU

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>>37806688
>tfw you fuck up filling in your own internet surveillance form
>>37806745
This one is ok:
http://www.keys2cognition.com/explore.htm

>>37806820
barely know what these questions mean if I'm honest

>>37806855
Are you illiterate or something?

>>37806855
Aw ebin

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>>37806202
ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION
I HAVE SOME REALLY GOOD ADVICE FOR YOU
Your room is hot because the heat has come into the room during the day through your window and it hasn't left even though it's cool outside now.
Use sellotape to tape tinfoil on the outside of your window (shiniest side out) it will reflect heat away and keep your room relatively cool.
Obviously you're going to look like a fruitcake if you live in a town but I live in the countryside and did it today and it worked really well

>>37806874
Anti bully rangers are on patrol, lad. We don't warn twice

>>37806874
>>37806876
Well I understand them I guess, I just don't know how to answer. How am I supposed to answer all these extremely vague questions and expect an accurate answer?

>its another vehicles running people over in London episode

>>37806939
looks like its a white guy running over muslims, opposite day

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>>37806874
*ding ding ding*

anti bully ranger on patrol. please watch your yourself. you have been given your first warning, we dont warn twice

>>37806923
>>37806923
Idk Kev, its more of an intro than anything. Most people do the tests from the other sites and read a bit, but you seem like you think the idea is a bit poo

>>37807025
I do, most tests are shit because you never answer accurately, you answer the way you want to be/perceive yourself - mostly anyway

>>37807067
I suppose you always have some kind of bias, especially if your not some kind of trained psychologist. People on here are usually really introspective or completely oblivious, and I suppose that affects things a bit

>>37807108
I just can't answer because I really don't know how I think, I've got very little experiences I can recall so can't really answer

>>37806697
do the odds usually go up? i never really bet

he is 1/8 on skybet atm

>>37807164
is your name kev, ebin?

>>37806939
>Part and parcel
>Part and parcel
>Part and parcel

>>37807170
most bookies offer shit odds. Use betfair (it's a betting exchange so odds are set by users). Volume of bets is low atm but nearer the time of the fight a shit tonne of money will be being placed by punters (more on mcregor than mayweather) causing the odds on mayweather to be better than they are now.

>>37806906
>>37806996
And who protects the anti-bully rangers when they bullied?

Hey lads *pssst, frig off

>>37807224
It is not lad, it begins with k though

so fucking tired lads
want it all to stop

>>37807287
I'm going to call you Katrina forever

walking on sunshine
bloxo

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>>37807333
i'm not a girl and/or a deadly hurricane anon

>>37807287
its Kieran isnt it lad?

>>37806637
There's tutorials?

Can't tell if I'm bisexual or just porn addicted. I can't have a wank unless the thing I'm wanking to has a dick.

>>37807420
no oririrorir

>>37807383
I want to pretend though

That dude posting his night walk picks has inspired me, I need a picture for my provisional and I didn't realise you only had like 5 days to get a picture done and send it back. The only place I know that has a picture booth is tescos about a 2 hour walk from here. Only problem is its right through the roughest part of the city and I dont know if it will be empty at night or even busier. I was thinking i could get a breakfast there as well, feel like I was a real man about to go to work not about to go home and sleep.

Only other problem is I have a really bad ankle right now and I'm worried it might pop or something and I'll get stuck there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IIEVqFB4WUo
CARESS AND WHIP

>>37807267
on it now lad. nice1. yeah, i imagine most people are going to bet on mcregor

>>37807468
it means you're a flaming homo lad

>>37807469
is it kyle? give us a clue lad

>>37806655
not worth it you'll make a tenner

Will you be my gf britfeel?

>>37807477
go for it lad

original dubs original mute

>>37807533
well now I'd just be doxxing myself even more

bingo

>>37807477
Britfeel

Where going for a walk to tesco is a great adventure

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>>37807504
Well that's cleared up at least

>>37807629
>>37807477
Me again. Misread your post. 2 hours? Okay that is a bit of an adventure. Can't you just get a taxi?

>>37806648
I'll fuck your gf for you lad.

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>>37807477

get it done laddy, cant beat a good /nightwalk/

>>37807547
its 1/8 on skype bet though so i would make quite a lot there?

maybe im retarded and im not sure how it works

Good God I hope the guy isn't white because otherwise the lefties will have a field day.

>work tomorrow
how the fuck did that happen??
when did I get a job?
the fuck is going on?

>>37807599
want me to keep it a secret lad?

i will take it to the grave

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>>37807717

thinking of a /nightcycle/ soon myself lad

>tfw cool early morning breeze

Gonna be super comfy

>>37807803

just leaned out of my window to taste some fresh air myself, it was nice, havent beeno ut /nightwalk/ing, or out of the house at all for the last 5 days if im honest, had some bad news a while ago and its soured my mood a bit to to be completely honest ive just been sulking and feeling a bit sorry for myself, ill get out again soon though, tonight would have probably been too warm anyway

>>37807763
I know, I can't be fucking bothered with it

>>37807735
>Finsbury Park
>white
chances are pretty low

>>37807735
It's never gonna be white in London.

This heat is killing me lads.

I don't think I'll survive the night. send help.

>>37807915

i hope i dont survive the night, its only gonna cool down here on wednesday night/thursday morning, cant be fucked with 3 more days of this

got a hospital appointment tomorrow
not even sweating it
something isn't right, things aren't supposed to go smoothly for me

>>37807656
That's the point though, I want to go for a night walk. This kills 2 birds with one stone
>>37807629
it is for us

>>37807717
looks nice, maybe I will take a picture of the flyover I have to walk over

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https://youtu.be/qgDKtLPp46s

>>37808009

>looks nice, maybe I will take a picture of the flyover I have to walk over

please do, i always like seeing /nightwalk/ pics from other anons

>>37807935
Sorry anon, your lack of sweating is a symptom Tung Syndrome. You will be blind within a month.

I originally put dead in a month, then realised too many people here would see that as a blessing.

>>37808052
fuck you
oiroeiroe

>>37807932
3 more fucking days?

Nah. I can't deal with this. It's really fucking me up.

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>>37807779
its in public domain now lad, nothing can be done


Just got my willy out and realized I had my blinds open and anyone on the path or opposite houses could probably see

>>37808146
ey, you know my first name anyway lad. im not ased if people on here know it though.

>>37808146
Ebin is your first name Max?

>>37808085
I meant as in too many people here wanted to die, not wanted you to die if that's is what got your panties in a knot.

>>37808200
I'm not really bothered either, but i'd rather people not know
>>37808205
no, if you scroll up you can see

>>37808250
my panties are unknotted senpai
i was wondering if inflection of mood can be detected through ASCII
I got my answer

>>37808146
Might as well post your hard willy again lad

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>>37808300
a-again?

Its not hard I was just going to do a foreskin stretch lad

>>37808286
Kyle-Chan <3 desu.

if anyone wants to get to ebin, they have to go through me first. be warned, i am a master in the arts of combat.

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Bit of a scorcher ain't it?

- PM Kev x

>muslims do 7/7 - can't criticise islam!
>muslim run people over on london bridge and stabs a cop - those weren't real muslims!
>muslim blows up kids at manchester arena - islamophobes!
>muslims run people over and stab people at borough market - stop being islamophobic!
>white guy drives at muslims outside a mosque - see! white people are the problem!

They're gonna have a fuckin field day.

>>37808386
it is kev lad x get your top off xx

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>>37808412
Making me feel a bit objectified tbqh.

- PM Kev x

>>37808386
It's horrid because its in the early morning hours, and this is the coldest it will probably be. There is no fucking reprieve Kev, no reprieve!

Is there anything you can do for us PM?

>>37808376
if anyone wants to go through this guy to get to ebin they'll have to go through me before they do so, i have no combat skills but i really want to die

>>37808386
bit of a longshot but do you own a van that's been painted army green and has a star on the side of it?

Anyone remember those absolute bellends asu and jun?

lmao imagine being gay in 2017

What happened to those two melts

>>37808395
Daily Mail is going to struggle on deciding to focus on this more or keep with their Grenfall coverage.

>>37808395
>we have entered the era of counter-terrorist attacks
It's the beginning of the end

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>>37808440
Thinking we should use those savings from the Grenfall fire cladding to buy every lad on here a nice aircon unit.

>>37808457
Why do you ask laddy?

>>37808469
what happened to jun? he used to post quite a lot. i think he still posts but with out the anime pic

>>37808485
This is the start of some serious shit yaknow lad. There is literally several wars going on on the streets of the UK.

>ISIS vs Citizens
>Whites vs Muslims
>Class War after Grenfell
>Race War after Grenfell

Some bad shit is brewing friends.

>>37808526
hes still active on steam I think, looks like he finished uni

>>37808526
>>37808551
what about nymph anon?

>>37808549
So muslims+blacks vs whites as usual?

>>37808512
i saw one the otherday and that picture reminded me of it. Since wrestlers live nomadic lives i put two and two together and thought it might be yours.

>>37808610
>thinking the actual wrestler sexy kev posts here

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*blocks your path*


oirir

>>37808593
Who are the Vietnamese with?

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>>37808661
Probably the whites. No blacks seem to be here.

>>37808630
>Still doesn't know the facts about Kev

>>37808726
fellow macbook user, hi.

Is that actually an up to date distribution of peoples religions in the UK?

suppose I better find that letter I need for tomorrow

>>37808659
what do you want lad, im in a rush

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>>37808610
Not got to the van life yet lad. Mine would have to say Sexy Kev in giant studded letters if anything.

- PM Kev x

>>37808593
>+blacks

no thank you I would rather be on the winning side

odds I start reading
evens I continue watching anime

>>37808744
2014 data on religion in Vietnam.

>>37808744
Yes, 73% of people here follow folk religions

battery on my phone is fucked
think this is the longest I've ever had a smartphone
6 years and it can still wrestle with the best of them

>>37808334
Shame, would love to see it

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>3:13am
>28.9C

This isn't right lads

>>37809039
Not a suprise lad. Smartphones aren't jumping in advancements as they once were back around the iPhone 3G/4, Galaxy S1/2/3.

On a Note 4 myself. Was due to upgrade back in feb but not bothering as the new phones don't seem worth it and this one does it's job just as well.
Which phone you got btw?

>>37809142
reckon a 5s will still stand the test of time for a few more years?

can't be arsed upgrading.

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>>37809142
xperia play
done well to last this long
one before this was a HTC G1 on the very first version of android

>>37808774
white pussyholes we taking over your country ya get me

>pleeese mr white man im on your side

Sometimes I like to go to /po/ and look at the origami and the occasional stranded natsoc thread

>>37809183
Not seen one of those in a long time. Always quite liked the Playstation pad under it. Remember wanting a HTC G1 back when they came out.

>>37809165
Harder to say since Apple have a habit of issuing upgrades which people seem to say cripple older phones. Avoid upgrading and it should be fine, at the most a factory reset like most phones.
Battery might be a issue since its not one you can just pop out and put a fresh one in sadly. But it's not something you can't replace, just not as easy to.

>>37809235
just went on there...

Why is there nat soc threads on an origami board?

what meme is this?

>>37809260
Sometimes people /pol/post there, either as a genuine misclick or more likely as a joke

>>37809250
thank you techanon.

just remembered I got minecraft for free due to a xbox live fuckup
I hadn't even used it for years
do people still play it?

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Not gonna lie. I want to see this happen and see how Corbyn deals with the fallout of it.

>>37806185
I'll have a pint of black m8.
Hot today innit!

Damn, wanted to go for my night walk at 4 and just realised my phone wasnt chargin, its on 8%

Its already bright out side which ruins the whole point anyway

How do all of u go on nightwalks?
U all post twats in posh areas?

warm innit?

>>37809736
>He compared the 400 stranded Grenfell victims to hundreds of delayed airport passengers who are found hotel rooms every day
Then find them hotel rooms you fucking communist

>>37809872
I live in L O N D O N
rough part

>no matter how bad you think you have it, others have it worse
>I'm the other guy

>>37809958
Why U walking about at night then.
I thought it had all been consumed by now.
What part? Whats the brit/paki ratio?

>>37810013
It's safer and emptier at this time desu

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>boiling
>can't be fucked doing anything again

ah yes, really would rather not be alive now

>Already this fucking hot at 4am

Fucking hell man
Too bloody hot to even sit in my room watching anime.

>>37808726
I think he was making an In Bruges reference

okay time for my night walk even though its not a night walk cause its 5 am and bright

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>>37810746

Just in from a cycle lad

its too damn bright

It was pretty comfy though

>>37810869
I hate cycling

>>37810869
You one of those ponces who goes out in all the gear?

>was a boiling 26.7C an hour ago
>now a cool 25.7C

It's honestly made all the difference

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>>37811027

God no

They are the worst

>wake up
>yet another happening
I'm glad we're mixing it up a little, at least.

WHY THE FUCK AM I FUCKING AWAKE I HATE THIS FUCKING HEAT ITS 5AM IVE HAD FOUR FUCKING HOURS OF SLEEP I WANT TO BE DEAD

nice n chilled 16c but it'll be another hot one. shows cloud for the rest of the week. sun can btfo, fucing hate it desu

Anyone else completely disillusioned with disgusting british anglo trash women?

it's like, once women go past 16-18 they become literally the highest level of white trash you've ever seen.

>worst fucking attempt at make up ive ever seen(i like women caked in it, but not in chav fashion)
>almost all of them are clearly overweight with protruding stomachs and are shameless enough to expose their midriffs as well
>interests are pretty much MTV bullshit, and drinking and thats about it

Seriously, ive travelled and hostelled around cities and this is always the fucking case.

foreigners from europe that ive been with have always been pretty cool, but when I room with these slags its like, the most roastie shit topics ever and you can bet they're gonna go out and get shitfaced 10pm-4am while wearing only their fucking underwear inside. Plus that fucking snoring from the fat ones holy shit they make those fat guy chav plumbers dainty.

they seriously make those stereotypical american valley girl/sorority cunts look refined.

to be fair this is mostly from the north.

When I was in devon the women were quite a bit sweeter, unfortunately they kind of had the case of being a hick sometimes. plus they still turn into cows past the 20s.

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Morning anons!

I have wageslavery for four hours today which is not too bad. Think I will buy myself a fan afterwards. Should make summer more tolerable!

How are you going to be battling the heat today?

Remember not to overdo it and to take care of yourselves lads~

>>37811581
london girls are a bit better but then again you get the proper council flat chavs quite often over here. we had two cases of teenage pregnancies in my school year alone by like year 11 or some shit, so its more just like a younger age range

>>37811646

yeah id pretty much prefer posh cunts at this point.

even though they're literally cunts who think they're better than everyone else at least they possess some fucking dignity and self respect.

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>>37811625
>How are you going to be battling the heat today?
sleeping desu, worked for the past two days, although it was still boiling on the evening too.

got the fan out too but its a bit dysfunctional and loud

>>37811625
I've overdone it la, I'm on my 4 hour walk and like I thought I felt my ankle pop and now I'm in a lot of pain

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>Lie in bed awake till 1am because of the heat
>Finally get to sleep
>Get woken up by birds at 4:30am because open window
>Get back to sleep
>Get woken up at 05:45am because of someone calling in sick for work and now I have to go in

Yeah who needs sleep right?

laying in bed
naked
two fans pointing at me
drinking cold soda water

still too hot

>>37809736
would love this to happen just to blow the fuck out some normies who push their life to the limit to grasp onto whatever property they can. Even if its only gonna affect Sheiks and Oligarchs you just know Joe Normie will be furious

>>37811762
Hope you can get some sleep then lad. A bit jealous you can stay in bed all day desu.

>>37811778
Take your time getting back and if possible get some ice on it lad. Sorry something like that happened to you, hope you had an enjoyable walk otherwise!

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>>37812117
yeah haha you better be jealous, not like I've spent all night up doing nothing but self loathing again

>Reports that a man has driven a van towards people exiting a Mosque in Finsbury Park, London.

Have the retaliation attacks started?

>>37812143
retaliation to the retaliation when...

>>37811964
>get woken up by birds at 4:30
The exact same fucking thing happened to me. they were hanging out on the outside of my window ac unit.

>>37812143

Has it even been confirmed yet who the driver was?

I see Muslim groups all over the UK falling over each other to condemn the attack.

Shame they aren't so quick to do so when its Muslims carrying the attacks out.

>>37812307
Driver is described as "white".

>>37811581

Not really, you sound like you've just met shit women. There's pure loads of attractive British women, and if you don't like them there's a bunch of first and second generation Polish girl who'll give you bare willy tinglies.

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>Race war has started

>>37812307
Muslims haven't carried out any terrorist attacks. Terrorists have.

If a guy stabs you and then says he's a pacifist, does it make him one?

Sit down.

I look forward to the drivers entire background being scrutinised. People and groups he associated with being raided and investigated.

You know, just like the mosques the borough market attackers attended were raided and looked into.

>TM chairing a meeting of Cobra

For a white guy? lol

>>37812538
It does if he is acting on behalf of the pacifist handbook which contains teachings and ideals, and part of his motive was derived of teachings from his local church of pacifism.

That'd really make me want to think about how compatible pacifism may be with a modern, civilized culture.

>>37812538

t. shekklestein

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>>37812570
What if it turns out he's a britfeeler

>>37812586
it would be racist not to

Are we going to get a picture of a white person on the front cover of all the papers giving a rose to people saying "This is true white culture".

>British Islamic extremists have been involved in weapons training with assault rifles at a mosque in London, intelligence sources have told The Observer.

>The disclosures that hardline Islamists practised with Kalashnikov AK-47s at the Finsbury Park mosque in north London

I look forward to stories of the local churches flinging their doors open to local Muslims being referenced every 4 seconds.

I'm sure we'll hear about how thankful we should be to the white police officers and white doctors doing their jobs right?

>>37812685

I live about 30 minutes on foot from this place

Its notorious for allowing hate preachers a platform.

Should have been told to cleanup it's act or close down years ago.

>>37812657
"white taxi drivers gave free rides"
*Photo of a Sikh taxi driver*

>>37812609
>Sexy Kev gets arrested, has to learn about his cult following on a board full of prison gays on the website 4chan.
>Entire Sunday Sport staff get investigated.

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COBRA MEETING HAS BEEN CALLED

So fucking hot lads, feel like I can relate to Glenfall Towers victims.

How do your friends react to you going on 4chan boys? Most of mine think I'm a weirdo for it.

>room is always inexplicably hot
>buy two desk fans to get me through this summer, one 6" and one 12"
>12" one doesn't assemble properly
>none of the screw hole things were threaded or whatever it's called
>bin it since it was cheap anyway
>6" fan barely does anything and I'm dying
>all out of bennies for the next 8 days
I can't do it. I can't.

Also, am I the only one who wakes up with a headache every time I sleep during this heatwave?

>TFW the mozzies held down the 'tidied' but When the Muslims attack the white people of London just let it happen.

Starting to think pakis may be they better race.

>>37812974

One of my friends used to browse /pol/ for a bit, another comes on 4chan exclusively for /gif/. I tell them quite a bit about what goes on in britfeel, showing them SS anons posts, and a few weeks later the Sunday Sport.

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>>37812974
fr-friends? my only friends are 4chan

>>37812974
One of the only two people who didn't completely abandon me the moment sixth form started was the guy who originally introduced me to 4chan//b/ during Project Chanology. Haven't spoken to either of them since a year or two after dropping out. Feels like a decade ago. In a 2-3 years it will be.

>>37812974
My friends are social outcasts so don't mind 4chan humour. Very few come here.
Work mate does but he's a proper autistic spacker who does nothing but blurt pol memes out.

>>37812982
got 3 fans pointing at me now, its not helping.

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>Britain = Just London

>>37812988
What about the 'fuck you I'm Millwall' bloke?

>10 minute walk to the station
>1 stop on the train
>5 minute walk from station to work
>im visibly sweating through my shirt already

People probably look at me and think I'm disgusting

>>37813048
>London = Just Shephard's Bush

my friend lives about a mile from there, said she thought someone was having a barbeque
>tfw human barbeque

>>37813086
He got one small article online. The heroes who held white are front page.

>>37813108
Utter bollocks

http://www.independent.co.uk/News/uk/home-news/london-bridge-terror-attack-fk-fuck-you-im-millwall-hero-roy-larner-football-fan-lion-of-london-a7775246.html

http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/weird-news/man-who-shouted-f-you-10638937

http://www.independent.co.uk/life-style/food-and-drink/swedish-brewery-beer-name-you-im-millwall-stockholm-frequency-works-london-bridge-hero-attackers-a7794676.html

>>37813098
>People probably look at me and think I'm disgusting

Yeah, the sweat stains probably don't help either.

>>37813251

Eh? I don't get it?

>>37813098
That's why I travelled to work in a normal top and switched to a shirt once I arrived. Helped avoid this very issue.

>>37813265

Doesn't your shirt get all creased?

>>37813262
I'm implying people already think you look disgusting.

The sweat stains you're implying make you disgusting we're not what made you disgusting, but probably made you look worse.

It was a joke my autistic laddo.

>>37813306

I have rused you.

I have forced you to give an explanation that was not required.

You my friend have fallen victim to a cheeky lad.

>>37813291
Nah, folded it quite loosely and put into my bag. gently. Didn't just throw it in like a random top.

>>37813319
Nani????? Guess I'm the autistic one now.

Already 20 across most of the south, and 23 in London, will peak at 33 today, and most of the country south of Birmingham will reach 30.

Remember we should all stick together and show nothing but love during times like this.

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>went to bed early to get more sleep
>ended up just waking up at 7 from the sleep
>unable to back to sleep because my parents are deaf and talk really loud

>>37813644
>from the sleep
From the heat, rather.

Saw myself topless in the mirror today, lads. A gross, flabby, disgusting body. Little man boobs and a stomach like a starving African, all inflated and shit. Acne on my back, shoulders, and upper arms. And that anterior pelvic tilt bullshit to go with it. I was honestly disgusted more with my body than most I've seen online. At this rate I'll look like this still when I'm 30 but fixing it seems like such a hassle. And now due to prolonged PC use my hands and elbows hurt. Typing this hurts my left hand. I'm fucking dying.

Lads, how do I get therapy so I eat better, when I can't afford it?

25 minutes without a post, jesus christ

>wake up
>feel quite normal
>get up to open curtains
>sunnyoutside
>urge to die comes back as I know that today is going to be hotter than yesterday
I cant do it lads, the heat is killing me, how long is this going to last?

>>37814153
It's a weekday lad. Everyone is either at work or dying of heat exhaustion.

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Alright, lads. I avoided my last interview by sitting in a park for a couple of hours, but I'm definitely going to go to this one this time.

>>37814153
got nout worthwhile to post desu

>>37811625
no way to battle the heat really got to stay covered up because i got burnt on saturday. been trying to cool my neck by leaning on some of the machines at work but it's a bit tricky and cunts be laughing at me.only 5 n half hours to go. thankfully we're cleaning so it's a nice easy day

>>37806181
Did you draw this yourself
It's good

>>37806417
Hottest day will be Thursday then it will cool off

There was an anon last night predicting race war on /britfeel/.

Makes you think

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>>37814500
don't usually sweat much lads but my body seems to be making an exception for this heat

>>37806181
good effort lad. how long did it take you. i always take longer than i expect when doing my doodles

>be an evil yank influenced immigrant (working here)
>almost 30 years old
>literally everyone asks me if im a student/came to study here when they obviously notice that I don't have a british or commonwealther accent

Do I look like im fucking 19 years old? piss off.

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>>37814500
>>37814559
didn't mean to quote that

join a normie discord with supporters of my football team and they greeted me, still sweating. Said hello and quickly closed it. I just wanted to lurk but they had a greetings bot ffs.

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Morning lads. Just walked past a load of old blokes having a pint in a beer garden. Why can't I be doing that instead of wasting the entire day wageslaving in a windowless office.

>>37814500
It will be forgotten in a couple of weeks like most things.

>>37814434
Thank you anon.

>>37814562
Took about half an hour. I wanted to get the linework done but I needed to sleep. If I bother with linework and colouring which I don't do well it takes about an hour.

Can I be britfeel without being British?

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How is your day going so far lads?
Besides the heat, anything planned?

- PM Kev x

>>37814630
that's still quick, normally takes me a few hours for a simple pic that usually turns out shit.

>>37814281

Good luck m8, tell us how you go

>>37814651
slavery then up to my mums. need tk do some washing and going to go through my dads old art stuff and see what things i can use.
how about you, owt planned lad ?

I see theres been a happening whilst ive been sleeping.

from what I can gather only one person died as the result of a heart attack.

>>37814683
What old art stuff does he have and how do you plan to use it?

Nice comfy day myself. Going to risk going outside tomorrow so making sure I stay as comfy as possible today.

- PM Kev x

anyone else bored of happenings now? I haven't even read any of the news about this one

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>>37814671
I wouldn't put money on it going well, but at least I'll go to it this time. Last time, I just drove to a B&Q and sat in my car for a bit, then sat in a park for a while because it was so fucking hot that day.

Thanks anyway though.

Literally fucking dying from this heat already and it's gonna be 30 later

>>37814714
gonna have a look for his stuff he used to draw with, but he died nearly 24 years ago so not expecting much to work. but i'd like to be able to use his stuff to do my drawings.
there's also some drawings and paintings he did that i'd like to take as well desu.

>>37814727
I've just become pretty desensitized really. Haven't really felt anything about them for years. Mostly just annoyance they they're gonna shit up a ton of threads.

>>37814816
used to feel a bit of excitement but now its just meh, couldn't give a sht

Love this weather. Gives me an excuse to wear shorts and show off my genetically good calves.

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Considering seeing pic related today lads

Considering joining the white flight and getting the fuck out of London this year.

Wanna move to a comfy, white majority, leafy town in the home counties.

>>37814769

I'm lying on top of the bed in just my pants, feels good desu

>>37814867

>tfw no /britfeel/ fuccboi to get clammy with

>>37814867

Having to put clothes on to go make a coffee is suffering

I'd move the kettle in but then it would just get hotter in here

>BBC news- Finsbury attack: 'Muslims don't feel safe.'

>>37814737

IKTF. I once drove 35 mins for an interview, got to the place, turned around and drove home. Ignored their calls the whole way home, took some effort to not drive into a brick wall

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>>37814803
Well good luck lad. Be interesting to see any if you decide to share pictures of them.

- PM Kev x

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>>37814848
Pic related, my ensemble for today.

>>37814948
The toppest of keks right now.

>>37814867
Same, but I need to work out, which will be awful

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lads MCM manchester is coming up next month.

Kinda feeling like cosplaying as wojack.

Gonna get a top cuck hat and customized "I have never seen a vagina" t-shirt and a "buying GF" sign post.

shouldnt cost more than 20quid, wonder how many people will notice the dank memes, MCM is kind of an "older" convention though so im sure there are tons of neckbeards who will notice.

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>>37805938
>Go for walk with earphones in
>Ignore every normie who says good morning to me

H-Heh, how does it feel normies? Now it's my turn to be the 2good4u haughty prick.

I'm pretty sure I have an allergic reaction to work. This cough stopped over the weekend but the moment I get back into this shithole it comes back.

>>37815022
>Kinda feeling like cosplaying as wojack.
>Gonna get a top cuck hat and customized "I have never seen a vagina" t-shirt and a "buying GF" sign post.
Can't wait to see the normies share pictures of your cosplay on facebook via the Cringe Channel or a 'meme' page.

>>37815076

Thats the point.

laugh at how your 20quid meme shit is getting tons of pics and attention while some autists who spent hours and hundreds gets mostly ignored in the sea of generic cosplaying.

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Holy shit lads, I just saw Wojak in town.

I went up to him and said "You alright m8?" but he just looked really anxious and quickly walked off

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Having a one minute silence at wageslavery for the people who died in that tower. Do not want to sound insensitive but it reminds me of the Hillsborough disaster. Where people who weren't affected and don't even live nearby are expected to care.

Really not enjoying wageslavery today either. At least there are only two hours left~

>>37815131
Probably just ashamed his cheap cosplay got laughed at.
Poor lad.

>>37815137
what if someone walks in to buy a pasty during the silence?

>15 minutes before i have to leave for an interview
>quickly googling "can i wear a black suit with a black tie to a job interview" after my sister made a joke about if i'm applying to work as an undertaker
>every response saying no
FUCK

>>37815137

I went to a wedding on Saturday and the priest mentioned it twice.

>>37814864
Personally I want to leave the country but Im poor as fuck so cant.

Countries done, left or right dont have their priorities right

>>37815164

I don't see the problem, take the jacket off if you're self conscious.

>>37815137
Didn't know you were such a twat tilde.
Families burned to death in an accidental fire and you're too good to spare a minute of your time to think for them?

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had to take my trousers off cause of the heat, but I'm disgusted by my hair down here and keep pulling it.

Not sure whether to save up and try to move out or buy a couple more fun things first like a new pc.

>>37815183
Hes right, theres nothing worse than people virtue signalling and using disasters for their to score points like celebs and people on social media do, like fuck if I care a bunch of poor pakis i'd never want to interact with died. I care about as much as a suicide bombing happening in the middle east

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>>37805938
Uni results today lads, fucked up my dissertation and ended up getting 58% overall. How fucked am I with a 2.2 in Biomedical Science?

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>Hello sir, you're live on BBC News, what do you think about today's train strikes?

>>37815163
We have a sign that says we're doing it for a minute at eleven. I will just ignore them desu~

>>37815168
Really? I imagine that was really awkward desu. Are you at least near London?

>>37815183
I will be participating in the minutes silence. Just feels a bit out of place really. Sorry if it sounded mean desu!

>>37815222

>I fink we shud give money to soldiers and nurses, not bloody footballers

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>tfw walking around in my underwear like reggie ledoux

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Plan to stay awake till about 1pm, that means I'll be going to sleep at peak heat.

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The IRA did nothing wrong!

>>37815137
Can't be bothered faking to care about innocent people dying in s tragedy but you have all the time in the world to fake caring about anons on here for attention.
You're the worst virtue signaller here.

>>37815249

What could go wrong eh

>>37815249
enjoy writhing around in your bedsheets and getting sweaty and uncomfortable

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>>37815273
my room has become disgustingly hot and the air incredibly thicc. Even the window being open is doing nothing to help

>>37815286
I don't really use bedsheets, I have a blanket I hug in winter. I slept on two pillows on the floor for months and now I use a foldout bed that isn't very comfy.

>ice cream van is here again
>10am on a weekday

They're dealing drugs aren't they?

>>37815302
>I don't really use bedsheets, I have a blanket I hug in winter. I slept on two pillows on the floor for months and now I use a foldout bed that isn't very comfy.
are you squatting or something

The only advantage to being at work is I sit right underneath an the air conditioning.

>>37815325
no I had a "real" bed before but I had to place a new table in my room away from a decaying wall that was putting debris on my computer stuff and there was no room for it anymore

>30 years old
>the stench of death slowly creeping up on me

>>37815334

>no bed
>walls falling down

such is life in britfeel

had a wank using extra virgin olive oil, not my proudest moment desu

>>37815371
I fucked a plastic bag in between two pillows with olive oil in once. You've got quite a way to go.

Jesus fucking Christ, someone give me some music that isn't Death Grips/Danny Brown. It's all I've listened to for weeks now!

>>37815412

King Khan and BBQ

>>37815227
Sorry a tragedy inconveniences you so much that a minutes silence in their remembrance is 'out of place'

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Anyone listened to the new /britfeel/ core album choice?

1 hour down lads. Lets GO

air con is the only thing keeping me alive and it's only 10am, how are you guys beating the heat of being a shut in NEET?

>>37815412
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KGM-BO0mklY

The best bit about the sun is being able to wear sunglasses to cover your face.

>>37815486
Local cafe has aircon, will go there for like 1-4pm

>>37815486

Frozen grapes

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>want to sleep during the day so cover bedroom window in tinfoil to stop light getting in
>it works but heats up and creates an oven in my room