Autism time robots >be 15 >freshman at high school >in

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Autism time robots
>be 15
>freshman at high school
>in study session
>nobody is doing much except for one guy
>he's looking over a textbook
>curious, I decide to see what he's looking at
>I say to him "H-hey whatcha looking at?"
>says he's reviewing drugs and the effects they have on the human body for Health class
>autisticjokemodeengage.exe
>put my face up to his book and sniff vigorously as if I'm sniffing a line of coke or some shit
>start walking/running around and yelling out random shit pretending to be high
>everyone in the room stops what they're doing and turns to look at me
>I realize I'm acting like a fucking retard at this point and consider my options
>do I acknowledge how autistic I was and apologize?
>or do I do something even more autistic?
>I choose the latter option by blurting out "Uh oh guys, it's c-chicken time" and dash out of the room
>slam my knee into the Health guys desk on the way out
>look back to see everyone's face look like pic
>for the rest of high school I was known as that "Chicken Drug Guy"