>5'4'' >4inch dick >skinny >narrow

im black with a 3.1 in ch dick

In reality you're just lazy and don't put in any effort but then psychologically justify this by blaming external factors such as height, facial features and voice.

Looks theory is the biggest blue pill of our time.

>>37804569
Become my bf cutie

>>37804569
You could have just said you were Asian.

>>37804609
elegiggle

oregiggle

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>>37804569
>>5'6''
>>5.9inch dick
>>skinny
>>slightly narrow shoulders
>>overly youthful features and voice
>>almost no facial hair
>>dark rings around eyes due to paki/pajeet genes
>>103 lbs
there you go. Almost as trap as you

>>37804569
My ex pretty much cheated on me.
Haven't wanted anyone since.

>>37804569
i'm 5'9 with a 6 inch dick, and my abs aren't all that defined

I want a bf not a gf, I seem to be good at talking to women but can't do the same with men.

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all males should be tested at birth and the beta males that are identified should be castrated and put on HRT so they don't grow up to be boys

oh i can get a gf, i just dont want a gf.

>>37804569
Some women like feminine men. sage

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>>37804612
fuck off normie

>>37804623
>>37804663
>>37804706
>>37804733
Stop being gay

>>37804641
I'm white for the most part, but I guess I have some non-white blood, plus hormonal problems

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>>37804810
>stop being gay
Tried, didn't really work out.

>>37804609
You could always get a midget girlfriend. It's all about the proportions my dude.

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>>37804810
>Stop being gay
it's not me, it's my body. It's just as gay as your body is.

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>>37804921
well, if that's the case I guess it can't be helped

>>37804975
why is my body gay??

>>37805200
well being short, skinny, with narrow shoulders, unmanly features and voice and low amounts of body hair makes you pretty feminine. These are characteristics that are the signature features of cute girls. Add your feminine benis on top and your body is gay

>>37805264
This isn't 1900, anon. People are people not A or B.

>>37805324
Sorry but we aren't tumblr here my dear fellow trap.
This is 4chan where you are either a boy or a girl.

>>37804569
God damn you sound like just my type, I'll be your girlfriend op. Pics?

> 6'7
> 5.1 inch dick
> broad shoulders
> manly voice
> body hair more than a gorilla
> 264 lbs
> 6-7/10 face
> why is it so hard to get a gf

>>37805367
Define "boy" and "girl" without referring back to themselves (which wouldn't make any sense any way, but you will try).

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>>37805264
>makes you pretty feminine
Even then I'm pretty obviously a guy.

>>37805369
You won't because I don't live in your country.

>>37805424
Seems good, you must be creeping them out somehow.

>>37805424
>>37804569
>>37805485
I cannot fathom how either of you think having body hair is attractive.

>>37805485
I don't know what I'm doing wrong though, probably because I look like a fatty

>>37805520
Women like body hair

>>37805561
100% of people with a vagina like body hair? You wanna post some proof of that?

>>37804569
>>37804663
So jealous I wanna reach those trap aesthetics wish I had narrow shoulders and smol hands and wish I was shorter life is so unfair

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>>37804569
That's the thing, anon: I do have a GF..

>>37805574
Prove it they don't but most girls like it I can tell from experience

>>37805424
>> 6'7
>> 5.1 inch dick

Jesus, that must look horrible

>>37805653
Yes it does. It looks way too small on my body. It could be like 6 inch if I would lose some weight

>>37805485
>Even then I'm pretty obviously a guy.
It won't be that obvious if you wore the right clothes.

>>37805430
A boy has
>somewhat deeper voice
>penis and balls
>facial hair
>little to no fat on the chest (no tits)
>hips that aren't very wide
>a rather muscular body
>8% taller than females on average
>short hair on the head
>broad shoulders
>can bald
>acts rational autistic and logical

girls have
>high pitched voice
>wide hips
>vagina
>boobs
>narrow shoulders
>more fat and less muscle than men
>little to no facial hair
>cannot bald
>short
>acts emotional irrational and illogical

>>37804609
Damn, that's fucked up, fucking life dealt you two shit hands.

>>37804569
My excuse is I have a bf.
One that's 5'11, 8 inch dick, good genes, Russian.

>>37805614
What are your stats anon?

>>37805710
>short hair
says who?
acts...
says who?

>>37804569
Are you asian?
Not even asian women like short men.

>>37804569
Femanon here, feminine guys are cute, would fuck. You have no excuse, build up some confidence.

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>also 5'4"
>also skinny
>also narrow shoulders
>also feminine face
But..
>foghorn voice
>forests of body hair everywhere
>face was ruined by acne
>dick is almost 7"
I'm a failed trap abomination

>>37804569
>5'9
>5 inch pener
>Hair of shaft of penis
>Indian
>Ugly
>Manboobs
>zero self worth or confidence

>>37805788
>Fucking feminine males
>Without knowing that feminizing destroys the strain for breeding
Good luck having a household with a father that can't stand up to his own children.

>>37805746
>says who?
everybody

>>37805788
According to >>37805424
and >>37805561
you are lying. Stop trying to be a special snowflake.

>>37805832
Two men make the best parents, two women are a nightmare.

>>37805832
I have enough testosterone for both of us, unfortunately.

>>37805788
>Femanon here, feminine guys are cute, would fuck
are you a cis girl?

>>37805430
Boy = male
Girl = female
Not that difficult

>>37805802

I kinda want to see that, desu.

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>>37804569
>tfw 5'5
>6.3 to6.5ish dick
>deep voice with mobsterish accent
why did it have to be like this

so close yet so far

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>>37805840
I don't think I need to post anything else, but I'd like to see you challenge Louis back in the day about his hair.

>>37805520
Most women like hairy guys, that's a fact.

>>37805561
You should work on that.

>>37805614
Wtf, why are most people on this board gay?

>>37805617
reeeee

>>37805710
I'm not a homo anon

>>37805760
>Are you asian?
No

>Not even asian women like short men.
You think I don't know that?

>>37805857
In that case, that's fine.
Peg away to your heart's content, lady.
I personally prefer women with testosterone too, especially ones that still look cute with visible muscles. They're rare as fuck though, most "many" girls I know don't even lift.

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>>37804569
Being somewhat feminine is actually better than merely being quasi-manly. You can appeal to weird women who like feminine men. Those of us who are basically just "unmasculine" are fucked.

>>37804569
>social anxiety to a crippling degree
>socially awkward due to lack of interaction
>no interest in things normies like (sports, netflix dramas, etc.)
>everything I like normies find uninteresting
>kinda ugly
>someone once told me I have the posture and body language of a mass shooter
>don't go out in public if I don't have to
>if I do go out, it's really late at night when everyone is asleep

>>37804569
>tfw 8.5 inch dick but say 9 cause women are dumb
>tfw 6'1"
>tfw white and blonde hair and blue eyes
>tfw bearmode though

Idk anon, I guess I am just a failure at everything

>>37805845
It's just different tastes.

>>37805865
I am, I was born female.

>>37805907
Oh. Knowing that somebody actually likes masculine women lifts my spirits.

>>37805894
Yeah it was alright for men to have long hair back then. These days it's a trappy thing to do

>>37804733
this.
It's the only way to achieve happiness desu

>>37804569
Your body size and dick size don't matter in this world and doesn't matter to women. You real excuse is that your ashamed that your not good enough due to these things and lack the confidence to simply get over it.

>black
>fat
>Unwilling to spend money on women if all efforts of communication fall on me

Why the fuck do I always have to text first

>>37805802
Shit it's fucking scary how accurate this is

Are all of my kind fated to browse r9k

>>37805990
You spend too much time on the internet if you're describing such an everyday thing as "trappy". 99% of men with long hair are not anything like that.

>>37806080
a cute boy with long hair would look extremely trappy

>>37805990
Most "traps" I've seen have short hair.

>>37806127
He would just look like a teenager.

>>37806129
that's because it's not their fulltime job

>>37805745
>5'6
>my shoulders are 16-17 inches
>my dick is pretty small but I can't hide it when cross dressing
> face is idk desu but I look ugly as shit and my lazy eyes make me look like some autistic retard
> man feet (size 6 us men) , man hands
> I will never be a qt traditional housewife trap with a caring bf
I want to off myself

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>>37804569
>lazy
>don't really know people irl
>have nice body, even better face
>not shy or anything

I really have no excuse, when I die alone, it'll be my fault. It should be easier, since I go both for boys and girls.

>>37806260
This is also me, anon, but I'm stuck at home due to being disabled.

>>37806259
Forgot to add
>so much disgusting body hair on hairs/legs/body/face
Why do I even live

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>>37804569
>5'5
>malformed body with slightly wide hips and big ass, below average shoulders
>deep but nasal voice
>beardlet
>balding
>patchy body hair
>masculine but underdeveloped facial features (chinlet)
being 65% of a man is worse than being a feminine man

>>37806344
Well, you have a nice excuse. I don't even have crippling depression, zero excuses. We should marry right now, problem solved.

>>37806471
Sorry, I already met the person I love. Not sure if that's going to work out since he has crippling anxiety, but I can't see myself with anyone else.

>>37806460
>>malformed body with slightly wide hips and big ass, below average shoulders
>>beardlet
are trap qualities

>>37806259
>size 6 mens feet US

Senpai your feet are less than half my size. Be my trap housewife.

>>37806496
It's ok, anon. We'll marry next time then, ok? Love you no matter what.

>>37804569
>2/10 face
>average dick
>skeleton lanklet
>shy beta
>depressed neat

>>37806499
>feminine qualities are "trap qualities"
no shit sherlock

>>37805802
Voice training and body hair removal can let you be a trap. Most traps would kill for your body features.

>>37804569
>Anime picture
>Any mention of height under 5'6 or being skinny

Oh great. Faggots again.

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>>37806517
Not sure if I'm even calculating it right though
Pic related it's my feet , I just calculated it off the websites
Also I'm a repressed trap because of the shitty society I live in so I will never live my dream of being a trap. I can only crossdress and pretend I'm a girl ;_; in private, truly a pathetic life

>>37806576
What about the acne and acne scars? Even if I wore makeup the bumps would still be visible

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>>37806499
>you have some of the same qualities as weirdo fetishists
Is that meant to make me feel better?

>>37806656
You'd be surprised how perfection is overrated, anon.

>>37806626
my boner would reach the base of your pinky toe

>>37806656
If you get good at makeup you'd be surprised with the things you can pull off.

>>37806685
yes. That's why I said it. I tried to make you feel like you have value

>>37806618
It's not a coincidence that most anime main characters are skinny short males

>>37804569
Unironically the last time i managed to hold my shit together long enough for sex she got one look at my dick told me theres probably no way its going to happen then we tried and it just didn't fit and turns out a relationship with no sex is a turnoff for both genders and crashes harder than i thought possible because of it.
She was the one real chance i had at it so far so who knows maybe used up roasties are what i'll have to resort to once they're 30 and blown out.

>>37806824
Won't be a coincidence when this continued gay thread spam sets off another pulse nightclub either.

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>>37806824
>yes. That's why I said it. I tried to make you feel like you have value
>trying to make me feel like I have value by comparing me to soulless emasculated walking fetish people
a bit perplexing

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>>37804569

>5'10
>Makes good money
>Hipster
>Insecure
>Asked out 3 lesbians because didn't know
>exgirlfriend turned lesbian after break up
>Think all cute girls are either lesbian or too good for me
>Pic related. Me

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>tfw almost trap tier face but also jew nose
I hate genetics so much

>>37806956
Dang dude, you need someone to keep reminding you that you're awesome and quite cute. Grills probably think you're too good for them too, unless you set your bar too high.

>6'1
>average dick
>average build
>was in a 6 year relationship
>ended like shit
>been fucking all sorts since
>people in relationships, mothers, normies

I just don't give a shit right now.

>>37806956
Holy shit you're just too beautiful, you should just quit whatever you're doing and become a model

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>>37806956
don't ever post your picture on here again you ugly fuck

>>37806968
I see this regularly, and it makes me sad.

People actually being honest about their dick size for once on 4chan. Always a rare sight.

I don't have a gf because I'm married.

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>>37807149
>not having a wife and a girlfriend

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>>37806618
I'm not a fag dumbass. Stop projecting your own insecurities on me

>>37806956
>weakest fucking chin in the entire game of life

fuck off hispter faggot. nice paint stains on your clothes faggot

>>37807173
He's saying it because your thread has all the redflags of fag posters, i.e.
>anime girl reaction images
>talking about how short and skinny you are
Threads like that are common and you begin to discern a pattern.

>>37807111
I don't have a penis. I often wonder what size mine would be if I had one. I know for a fact my mother would have circumsized me, but the size I don't know. Would my balls be plump or wrinkly? I like the plump small balls on my lovers. How would my length and thickness be? I like thin short/below average dicks myself, it's easier to love the whole thing at once that way. What would the color be? Bright and pink are my preference, yet I am unsure the coloration of my ancestor's members. I refuse to ask any men I am related to about their cocks, mainly because that's fucking nasty since they're my relatives. I like soft, velvety heads on my lovers dicks. Just running my tongue on them for hours would keep me happy. The sweet taste of the precum, along with their bright red cheeks, their silky frenelum, it makes my clit throb and my knees quiver. I'm so pathetic

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>>37807195

I'm a painter who's too lazy to wash my clothes

>>37804612
>originally projecting

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>>37804569
Im you but -1 on dick size and I Have a gf.
Whats your excuse?

>>37807207
yeah, if you're autistic.

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>>37807328
Pattern recognition is an integral part of human intelligence

>>37807317
Is -1 like an inverted penis?

>>37807171
Sounds tiring. I'm too low energy to chase tail on the side.

>>37807363

Isn't that a vagina?

>>37807489
Not if it has nuts on it

>>37807173
This whole thread is just fag bait and you know it.

>6'7
>6.75 inch dick, slightly fat cock
>broad shoulders, but I'm used to beeing hunched over
>Facial hair grows pretty fast, get a neckbeard in 6 days
>Grow hair E V E R Y W H E R E
>Need to shave regularly
>I'd be fat if I was shorter, but my height just makes me appear a little chubby
>4/10 Face
>Too shy to look someone straight in the eye
>The mainly bullied kid in school was me
>Only three friends since childhood, who still have contact with me


People in school expected me to bully but I always wanted to make everybody happy, so I made puns and jokes.

One girl I was friends with since elementary school and found out she lived in the neighbourhood behind our house, used to bring me school stuff when I was sick. My mother mentioned, how she saw her tickle me while sitting on top of me when she brought my homework.

If she hadnt moved to Switzerland, we'd probably be a couple by now.

I have no chances with girls anymore.

>>37806025
>Your body size and dick size don't matter in this world and doesn't matter to women.
strong cope

>>37805902
Dis nigga handing out (you)s like they're candy.